Jokes for Topic: General

Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene gaya
Dukandar:Santa ji size to batao
Santa:Yaar wo to mai bhul gaya
aisa karo mere kamar pe nisan dekhlo

Kanjus-KajuKatli Aur Lijiye Na
Mehman-Nai Shukriya Me Pehle Hi 4 Le Chuka Hu
Kanjus-Li To Apne Waise 6 He,Lekin Kher Yaha Kaun Gin Raha He......JSK

Premika:Kya Baat Hai?Bahut Udas Lag Rahe Ho?
Premi:Maine Abhi Bhaut Hi Karunamay Book Padhi He
Prmk:Kaunsi Book?
Premi:Bank Ki Pass Book.

Agar Marvadi Girls Papita beche to Hum Ladko ko Bhot Fayda hoga.
?

Kyuki Ladkio ko ye aawaz lagani Hogi-
Pappi to le lo
Pappi to le lo

1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set
Dia.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Ki Keemat Kia H

Chor:Teen Sal ki Qaid

Kashmir ki Wadiyon me
Barfili hawaon main
jhil k kinare bethe
RANJHA ko
HEER ne kia kaha??
?

'ULLU K PATHE'
HERO mat bn
Sweater Pehen Le

Pati: Khana taiyar h?
Wife: thodi der aur
p:Thik h me bahr kha leta hu
W: 5 min ruko
P:5min me taiyar ho jayga
w: nahi me tiyar ho jati hu..

patrol ke RATE badne ke baad-
santa bike leke Patrol pump gaya.

salesman- kitne ka dalu?

santa- 10rs ka bike ke upar spray kar de... aag lagani hai!!

Adhikari-Mantriji,Baadh Ka Pani Khatre K Nishan Ko Chhu Rha H,Kya Kare?

Mantri:Khatre K Nishan Ko 3 Feet Or Upar Kar Do

Girl to Shopkeeper:
Bhaiya Calculator Dihkao..
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Shopkeeper:
CASIO.....???
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Girl:
Main theek hu, Aap sunao... :P

Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga.
Santa: kyu?
Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.

1 kanjus ki shadi me bar bar Pani pesh kia jara tha

Santa bhukh se behal hokar chilaya, 'Bhai,Biryani milegi kya? Pani gale me atak gaya hai'.

Ek Ladka Ladki Hotel mein gaye....
Waiter:- Kya Loge???
Ladki:- Sabjiyo wali Gujiya.
Waiter:- What???
Ladka:- ye Biharan hai, MOMOS mang rahi hai. Kuch shikh le

Santa-Angrejo ne CHAAND pe PANI aur BARAF ki khoj kar li hai...

Banta-To Hum aey ab sirf DAARU aur namkeen leke jana hai...

HUM TO UDTI CHIDYA
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BHI PAR GIN LETE HEN
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BANTA :
ISMEN KYA MUSHKIL HAI,
2 HI TO HOTE HAI... ...

Girl-Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.
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BOY- Me Padhai Kar Raha Hu...

Aftr 2 min..

GIRL-Kya hua, Aur bhejo n??

Santa-Tum Dusaro Se Kyu Kehte Firte Ho Ki Me Murkh Hu?

Banta-Maaf Karna Yaar, Muje Nahi Malum Tha Ki Yeh Baat Gupt Rakhni He

BOY- I LOVE YOU DEAR will u marry me??
GIRL- ye to purana hai koi naya style ???







BOY -Apni LAASH ko aag lagane ka MOUKA mere Bete ko degi kya?????????

PINKY: Ye Tumhe Kya Sujh Gaya Ki..
Tumne Kutta Paal Liya?
PADOSAN:Taaki Logo Ko Pata Na Chal Sake Ki..
Kaun Bhauk Raha Hai.

Ek videshi aadmi ek INDIAN se bola: INDIA gareeb desh hai. INDIAN replied: Kutte jitna oil tum log saal bhar me khate ho, utna to hum ek shaniwaar ko SHANIDEV ko chadha dete hain.

Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.
Funny Santa: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?

CHINTI auto me baithi or 1 pair bahar
rakha. driver-mam pair andar
rakho. CHINTI-nhi,raste me HATHI mile to
LAAT marni hai, kal saala aankh maar k gya
tha...

Bhikari-: Aapke PAdosi Ne Mujhe Pet Bharke KhAnA KhilaYa He.!
Aap Bhi Kuch Khilao?

Santa:Yeh Lo HAjmola.

GOLU Cycle Sath Le K Bhaga Ja Rha Tha
Raste Me Kisi Ne Kaha K
GOLU Chai To Peete Jao
GOLU-Agr Itna Time Hota To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata

Plumber Ne Pipe Naya Lagane K Baad 1000/Rs Bill Diya
Sonu- Itna To Mai Engineer Ho K B Nhi Kamata
P- Mai B Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha

GOLU Cycle Sath Le K Bhaga Ja Rha Tha
Raste Me Kisi Ne Kaha K
GOLU Chai To Peete Jao
GOLU-Agr Itna Time Hota To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata

Santa Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gya
Murgi Ne Dekh lia
Murgi Ne Santa K
Zor Se Thappad Marte Hue
Kaha:Sale Tujhe Dena Pade To Ehsaas Ho

Man-Hamare America mein War ho Gya H
Snta-Hmare India me to roz hi war hota H
Man-wo kaise?
Snta-
SomWar
MangalWar
BudhWar....

Stdnt:madam aap murghi hein kya?

Teachr:Kyun?

Stdnt:aap hamesha muje test mein anda deti hai

Santa Apne Baap Ki Kabar Pe Gya

Or Haal Chal Pucha
Kabar Se Awaz Nehi Ayi

Santa Kabar Pe Likh K Chala Aaya Ki


AISA KAROGE TO KON AYEGA

SANTA gave Card 2 Dad on B-day:
Phul Bahut he Gulab Jaisa Koi Nhi Baap to bahut he Ap Jaise Koi Nhi

Snta-Mera Kutta Wafadar He
Roz Akhbar Utha Kr Lata He
Bnta-Isme Wfadari Ki Kya Bat He?

Snta-Wo Padosi Ka Akhbaar Utha Kr Lata Hai.