Jokes for Topic: General
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#5766 | General (सामान्य)
Santa: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
Banta: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Santa:
“Operation Theatre”
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
Banta: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Santa:
“Operation Theatre”
#5762 | General (सामान्य)
My no. is changd. Plz note my New no. is 100, plz call me 2 comfrm. Mera naukar uthaye to 2-4 galiya de dena. Bada kamina hai, apne aap ko Police kehta hai....
#5755 | General (सामान्य)
Cbi Raids In Katrina’s House.
Bathroom - 20 Lacs Cash,Store Room
50 Kg Gold & Bed Room Full Of
My Photos
Sily Grl. .
Krazy About Me
Bathroom - 20 Lacs Cash,Store Room
50 Kg Gold & Bed Room Full Of
My Photos
Sily Grl. .
Krazy About Me
#5754 | General (सामान्य)
boy: main iss tree pe chadu to engineering college i girls dikhegi....
girl: or tu wahan se gir gaya to medical college ki girls dikhegin.
girl: or tu wahan se gir gaya to medical college ki girls dikhegin.
#5753 | General (सामान्य)
1 Pathan Ne 1 Bachi Se Pocha
Beta Kn Se Class Mai Parti Ho ?
Bachi:Kachi Mai
Pathan:Kachi Koun Si Class Hai?
Bachi:Hamre Class Mai farsh Nahi Hai
Is Lye
Beta Kn Se Class Mai Parti Ho ?
Bachi:Kachi Mai
Pathan:Kachi Koun Si Class Hai?
Bachi:Hamre Class Mai farsh Nahi Hai
Is Lye
#5752 | General (सामान्य)
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
#5751 | General (सामान्य)
Patient (Wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?
Doctor:Meri Fees K
Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain…
Kha Sakta Hoon?
Doctor:Meri Fees K
Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain…
#5750 | General (सामान्य)
santa:yar tere ghar me latrine bani hai?
banta:haan,aur tere ghar me?
santa:nai yar mere ghar me to daal chawal bana hai.
banta:haan,aur tere ghar me?
santa:nai yar mere ghar me to daal chawal bana hai.
#5749 | General (सामान्य)
: (GHAJINI) AAMIR KHAN KI BODY ITNI JALDI KYUN BANI
KYN K AAMIR KHAN 1 BAR JIM JATA THA 15 MINT BAD BHOOL JATA THA
PHIR DUBARA CHALA JATA THA
KYN K AAMIR KHAN 1 BAR JIM JATA THA 15 MINT BAD BHOOL JATA THA
PHIR DUBARA CHALA JATA THA
#5748 | General (सामान्य)
SoN: Mom MubArik HO,Meri 7 JanmO K Liay J0b Lag GAi HAi
MOM: Acha Beta Wo KOn C?
SoN: Mujhay Star Plus KI SeriAL Me KAm MiL Gya Hai..
MOM: Acha Beta Wo KOn C?
SoN: Mujhay Star Plus KI SeriAL Me KAm MiL Gya Hai..
#5747 | General (सामान्य)
Santa:Jalidi 1 glass Juice dae larayi hone wali hy,1 glass penay k baad, 1 glass or dy larai honewali hy
JuiceWala:Larai kab hogi
Santa:Jab tu paisay mange ga
JuiceWala:Larai kab hogi
Santa:Jab tu paisay mange ga
#5746 | General (सामान्य)
Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glas
Leke Ata hu
Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me-
Aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glas
Leke Ata hu
#5745 | General (सामान्य)
Santa throw his mobile in samundar & bola “ Aa aa upar aa”
His friend ask pani me se upar kaise aayega.
Santa bola “ Kyon nahi aayega DOLPHIN jo hai.”
His friend ask pani me se upar kaise aayega.
Santa bola “ Kyon nahi aayega DOLPHIN jo hai.”
#5744 | General (सामान्य)
Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.
Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata
Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?
Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata
#5743 | General (सामान्य)
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?
SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
#5742 | General (सामान्य)
A couple in train,
GIRL-my hand is paining...... Boy kisses her hand
after some time GIRL-my neck is paining....
BJ oy kisses her neck,
A old man ask- BHAI BAWASIR KA BHI ILAJ KARTE HO KYA?
GIRL-my hand is paining...... Boy kisses her hand
after some time GIRL-my neck is paining....
BJ oy kisses her neck,
A old man ask- BHAI BAWASIR KA BHI ILAJ KARTE HO KYA?
#5741 | General (सामान्य)
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil kar
lena chahiye …
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr toh nahi jaye ga!!
dene se pehle boil kar
lena chahiye …
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr toh nahi jaye ga!!
#5740 | General (सामान्य)
anta: Why do God stay up in heaven? Banta: Because they are afraid of what they have created!
#5706 | General (सामान्य)
MUSHARAF narak me yamraj se: Ek call pakistan kar lu?
yam: Ok !
call ke baad,
Mush :kitna bill hua?
Yam :kuch nahi.
Mush :kyon?
Yam : Narak 2 narak free hai...
yam: Ok !
call ke baad,
Mush :kitna bill hua?
Yam :kuch nahi.
Mush :kyon?
Yam : Narak 2 narak free hai...
#5673 | General (सामान्य)
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain
#5672 | General (सामान्य)
Next Generation sholay dialog-
Mom: Beta so jaa warna gabbar aa jayega..
Son: 100 rupya do warna papa ko bata dunga ki mere sone ke baad gabbar aata hai..
Mom: Beta so jaa warna gabbar aa jayega..
Son: 100 rupya do warna papa ko bata dunga ki mere sone ke baad gabbar aata hai..
#5671 | General (सामान्य)
Boy went 2 drop AuntyA:Raat ho gai Bitu k Pas So jao B:No Anty Sofe Pe So JaungaNxt day a Sexy GIRL brng Tea B:Aap?Gal:me Bitu & UBoy:Ulu ka patha;-)
#5670 | General (सामान्य)
sales man:sir cokroach ke liye powder loge kya?
santa:nahi hum cokroch itna lad pyar nahi karte aaj poder dege to kal deo mangega
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santa:nahi hum cokroch itna lad pyar nahi karte aaj poder dege to kal deo mangega
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#5669 | General (सामान्य)
baap: beta mene tumhare liye ek ladki dhundhi hai
wo roopvati, gunvati aur sarasvati hai..
beta:lekin me kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hu
aur wo GARBHVATI hai..
wo roopvati, gunvati aur sarasvati hai..
beta:lekin me kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hu
aur wo GARBHVATI hai..
#5668 | General (सामान्य)
Santa visits Mysore palace. Guide: Please don’t sit there, this is Tipu Sultan’s chair. Santa: Don’t worry, I will get up when he comes.
#5652 | General (सामान्य)
Santa Ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya Ksi Ne Mashwara Dia
Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chowking Krdo K Police Smje Porana Ghr Hy
Santa Ne Dewar Pe Likha
Anarkali Ko Riha Kro
Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chowking Krdo K Police Smje Porana Ghr Hy
Santa Ne Dewar Pe Likha
Anarkali Ko Riha Kro
#5651 | General (सामान्य)
Agar 25 rupayee mein pav bhaji milti hai to 100 rupayee mein kya milega..
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Santa- poori bhaji
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Santa- poori bhaji
#5583 | General (सामान्य)
DAD :Exam me paas ho ya fail tumhe bike Dunga
SON:tank u papa
DAD: pass hua to PULSUR college jane ke liye.
Fail hua to RAJDUT Dudh bechne ke liy.
SON:tank u papa
DAD: pass hua to PULSUR college jane ke liye.
Fail hua to RAJDUT Dudh bechne ke liy.
#5582 | General (सामान्य)
Banta to santa -tu hamesha mujhe bewakuf kyun banata hai ?
Santa- kyunki tu BANTA hai....
Santa- kyunki tu BANTA hai....
#5581 | General (सामान्य)
dhirubhai called from swarg- beta anil kaise chal raha h apna reliance india mobile ?
anil-kuch sunai nahi de raha mere airtel no. par call karo
anil-kuch sunai nahi de raha mere airtel no. par call karo
#5580 | General (सामान्य)
1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
“Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
“Govt.”
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.
“Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
“Govt.”
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.
#5576 | General (सामान्य)
Ek buzrg apni taveel zindgi ka raaz bata raha tha.
Meri umr 80 saal hai magr main ne kbi
cigrt nhi piya,
sharab nhi pee,
joa nhi khela
aur kbi kisi aurat ki taraf aankh utha kr nhi deakha
sunne wala bola : baba g muje herat hai k phr ap itne saal kis liye zinda ho.
Meri umr 80 saal hai magr main ne kbi
cigrt nhi piya,
sharab nhi pee,
joa nhi khela
aur kbi kisi aurat ki taraf aankh utha kr nhi deakha
sunne wala bola : baba g muje herat hai k phr ap itne saal kis liye zinda ho.
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