Jokes for Topic: Job

ऑफ़िस के लिए जाते वक़्त जो कुत्ता सोते हुए मिलता है वही वापस आते वक़्त भी अगर सोते हुए मिल जाय तो समझ जाना जिंदगी कुत्ते से भी बदतर हो गयी है
😏😏🤒🤒🙄🙄😂😂

भक्त - बाबा पढ़ा-लिखा हूं पर, नौकरी नहीं मिलती, क्या करूं...??

निर्मलबाबा - कहां तक पढ़े हो...?

भक्त - बाबा मैने B.A किया है

निर्मलबाबा - एक बार और B.A कर लो,
BABA बन जाओगे,
नौकरी की जरूरत ही नहीं पड़ेगी !!
😆😆😆 😂😂😂

Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Pvt. employee.
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly Income..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!

Weekly off!
Ha Ha Ha

Beemar private employee se uski biwi ne kaha. Is baar janwaron ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge.

Employee : Woh kyon?

Biwi:
1. Aap roz subah murge ki tarah jaldi utth jaate ho.
2. Ghode ki tarah bhaag kar office jaate ho.
3. Gadhe ki tarah din bhar kaam karte ho.
4. Bandar ki tarah seniors ke ishaare par naachte ho.
5. Ghar aakar parivaar par kutte ki tarah chillate ho.
6. Aur phir bhains ki tarah khaana kha kar so jaate ho.

Insaan ka doctor tumhein kya khaak theek kar paayega.

Dedicated to all Private Employees

Hilarious corporate rivalry; Beat this one!

Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in New York: 'Don't ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages. We don't have Windows'

And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises: 'Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple. We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages.

Question:
In India, why do the bride's parents generally bear all marriage expenses?

CA student's Brilliant answer......

'Because as per Indian law, excise duty on production is
payable by the manufacturer at the time of dispatch of goods.'

कर्मचारी अपने साहब से – साहब, आप ऑफिस में शादीशुदा आदमियों को ही क्यों रखते हो ?
साहब- क्योंकि उन्हें बेइज़्ज़ती सहने की आदत होती है और घर जाने की जल्दी भी नहीं होती। 😛😛😜😜😜😜😛😛

भगवान का दिया हुआ सब कुछ है...
दौलत है 💸,
शोहरत है🏡 ,
ईज्जत है,
पर दीपावली की छुटी नहीं है...

A Boss Asks his Employee: “Do you believe that there is Life After Death?”.

Employee: “Certainly not, there’s no proof of it”.

Boss: “Well, there is.... After you left early yesterday to go to your cousin’s funeral, he came here looking for you.”

If you don't love your job ..
Take a home loan '.
U will start loving it...😉

BOSS:
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early

EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes

OFFICE:
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life