Jokes for Topic: Kid

lecature k darmayan aik larka uath kar cahla gaya
teacher; yea keo uth kar cahla gaya? larke ka dost; sir is ko nend me cahlny ki adat ha

Dad: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?
Beta: School Jana Acha Laga Aur School Se Lautna Bhi Acha Laga.
Bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Acha Nahi Laga.

Son:
Hey mom, wats der 2 eat?

Mom throws a stone at him..

Son:
Hey mom
I just askd 4 sumthin to eat!

Mom:
Hum
Eat ka jawaab
pathar se dete hai..:)

Maa:Apne Janmdin Par Kisko Bulana Chahte Ho?
Pappu:Dadaji ,Mamaji, Chachaji Ko.
Akhir Gift Aur Rupaye 2 Inhi Logo Se Milenge...

Santa Ek Bache Se: Beta 1 Accha Sa Jhoot Bolo
Agar Mujhe Pasand Aaya 2 Mai Tumhe 5 Rs Dunga.
Bacha : Ye Lo kar Lo baat, Abhi 10 Rs Kahe The.

Ramesh: Meri Biwi Kahti H Ki Usne Mere Jaisa Koi Dusra Aadmi Nhi

Dekha?
Raman: Kya Wo Kabhi Chidiyaghar Nahi Gayi Kya?

Beta-
Me Bada Ho K
Air Force Me Jaunga
Maa-
Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega
K Ye Mere Bete Ka Plane He?
Beta- Me Guzarte Waqt
Ghar Pe BOMB Fek Dunga

Baap:
Beta! zindgi main kabhi Chars na peena,
warna wo jo aagay 4 Aadmi ja rahay hain,
8 nazar aaen ge,
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Beta: 'Magar Abbu! wo to 2 Aadmi hain!

G Son:Dadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhege'Aap, Papa, Maa or Behan?
Dadi:Nahi beta jab teri shaadi ho jayegi to hum 6 ho jayege?
G Son:Aap mar jaoge to 5 ho jayege?
Dadi:Chup Chap so ja!!!..

Nurse-mubarak ho aap ke yaha beta hua he
kya naam socha hai iska
baap-chhedte hue
ap itni khubsurat ho ap batao
nurse-Kutte ka bacha rakh do

Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai|”
Pita- “Kaun?”
Beta- “Koi mooch waala hai|”
Pita- “Keh do, nahi chahiye|

Techar-Kisi Teen Indian Khano Ke Naam Batao
GOLU-Ji,Mai Batau
Techar-Ha,batao
GOLU-SAHRUKH KHAN,SALMAN KHAN,AAMIR KHAN

1 Gav me kisi Buzurg k Mar jane se Schol me Chutti ho Gyi
Schol se ate wqt 2 Bacho ne 2 Buzurg ko dekha to Ek bola-Dekh Do aur Chuti aa rahi hai

PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?

NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?

PAPPU:Lungi.

NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai....!

Bittu Ki Mummy Se Padosan: Janti Ho, Kuch Log Mujhe Meri Beti Ki Saheli Maan Lete Hai.
Bittu: Aunty Kya Apki Beti Abhi Se Apki Umra Ki Lagti hai ?

Ek chote bche ne exam sheet pr POTTYkarke teacher ke hath me thama di...

Teacher- ye kya kia..?

Student- sir apne hi kaha tha ki jo aa rha hai wahi kr de...

son-papa mujhe circus dekhna hai chale?
papa-i m busy
son-papa waha 1 ladki chote kapde me sher ki sawari karti hai
papa-chalte hai bahut din ho gae sher dekhe

Santa asks Dr-kya DUDH pine se rang gora hota he?
Dr-yes,isme calcium hota hai.. .
Santa-chal jhute..
Phir bhains ka baccha kala kyu hota hai...?..?

Teacher ne 1 cote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........

Tcher 2 Stdt-Beta Ans sheet pr sabse phle kya likhna chahiye?

St-IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK H JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi H or
Yadi koi sambandh hai to wo co-incidence hoga..

Teacher: kal kyu nahi aye the?

papu: gir gaya tha lag gayi thi.

teacher: kaha gire,kya lagi
pappu:TAKIYA par gira ANKH(EYE)lag gaye

Pagal1: maine tuje phone karna tha, pr tera mob.no. bhool gyapagal2: pagal muje msg kr k puch leta.Pagal1: sorry yaar dimag me nai aya ye toh,,,;??

Ek bacha doosre se: Aaj kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hai. Doosra bacha: To phir chal. Thodi padhayi hi kar lete hain..

Pati- Jab Maine ache kapde Pehn k Bazar Jata hu to Sabziwala sabzi mengi deta hai
Jab Gande Kapde pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV- Kal se Katora le k jana

Sonu:Mummy Kya Mai Bandaron Ke Khaandan Ka Hu?
Mummy:Pata Nahi Beta.
Mai Tumhare Papa Ke Poorvajo Se Kabhi Nahi Mili.

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye...

Papa: Waiter,
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1 beer aur 1 ice - cream lao
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Beta: Ice-CREAM kyu papa?

Ap bhi beer pijiye na...

sonu- tuje apna laptop bada karwana hai
kya.?

monu- ha yaar,par kaise ?
sonu- ek kaam kar, isme se
window nikalwa k darwaja fit
karwa le

Teachar to GOLU-Tum Khana khane se pehle Pray(dua) Kare ho

GOLU-Mujhe Pray karne ki jarurat kya hai
Meri Maa Achha Khana Banati Hai

teacher gunnu ko sharat karte
dekh dante huye- jab mai tumhari umar ki thi to itni sharat nahi karti thi

gunnu- to madam apne sharat kab start
ki..

Ramu: Kaise ho bhai.
Shyamu: Aacha hu.
Ramu: Tum Gadhe ho kya.
Shyamu: are tumhe aaj tak itni badi galatfahmi hai.

Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?

Santa ka beta utha.

T:Shabash bete batao.

Beta:Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.

Fattu : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
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Pappu : Rang See Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai..
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Fattu : Zara English Me Kaho...
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Pappu : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai