Jokes for Topic: Kid

मैंने एक नेता से पूछा –
सर जी, ये “जनता” और “आदमी” से पहले
“आम” शब्द क्यों लगाते हैं ?
जैसे कि, आम आदमी, आम जनता ?
नेता जी बहुत ही खूबसूरत जवाब देते हुए बोले –
ताकि उसे चूसा जा सके…
और काम निकल जाने पर गुठली की तरह फेंका जा सकें

पप्पू को क्लास में खड़ा कर
टीचर ने सवाल पूछा – चलो पप्पू
“हाथ कंगन को आरसी क्या”
इस कहावत का अर्थ बताओ…
पप्पू – जो औरतें हाथ में कंगन पहन कर गाड़ी चलाती है,
उनसे पुलिस आर.सी. नहीं मांगती…
चंपल आया 100 की रफतार से…

A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band.

Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado

Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
isme 1 missing hai
find it...
2 times padhte ho
sharam nahi aati ?
ABCD me 1 kaha aata hai?

PITA:AGAR TU IS BAAR BHI FAIL HO GAYA TO MUJHE PITA MAT KEHNA.
KUCH DIN BAD
PITA:KYA HUA TERE RESULT KA?
SON:SORRY YAAR RAM PRASAD MAI FAIL HO GAYA.

Teacher-tum bde hoker kya karoge
Student-shadi..
Teacher-nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge
Student-dulha..
Teacher-oho,i mean bade hoker kya hasil karoge
student-dulhan!

Wo konsa 1 mazak he Jo salo pehle b studnts karte the,
aaj b karte hai or qayamat tak karte rahenge
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Bahut masti ho gayi yar
ab Kal Se Seriously Padai karnge

Student:-sir, kya aap mujhe us kaam ke liye bhi saza denge jo main nahin kiya hai?
Adhyapak:-nahin nahin,bilkul nahin.
Student:-sir, maine aaj ka homework nahin kiya hai.

ek chhota bachcha doosre bachche se:-agar din ko suraj nahin nikala to kya hoga?
doosra bachcha:-bijli ka bill bad jaaega.

Teacher- Bataao bachcho jo galat kaam karte hain wo kaha jate hain??
Student- sharmate huye bola sir..
Manuabhaan tekri, EKAANT park, Chinar park, MAYUR park...

Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!G.M.

Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom
Ki light jal gayi,
Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya…!!

Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”.

MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

Teacher-- What is the meaning of Green dot on the packet of Parle-G ???
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B0y-- mam, it means Parle-G is now online...

Mom: You're All Dressed Up,
Where Are You Going?

Daughter: To The Bathroom,
I Need A New Facebook Picture

child-who's dat man & woman who come every night n disapear in morning?
grandma-thank god finaly u saw them.dey r ur parents..bothh r 'doctors'

DAD To Son
Dad:Son Y Do U Look So Upset?
Son:I Cant Tell U Dad
Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend
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Son:............Yar Tere Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gaye Hai

Girlfriend Called Her Boyfriend..!!
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GF:Honey Where Are You?
BF:I'm At The Bank.
GF:Dear,Please I Need 3000
Rupees To Activate My BB, 5000
To Do My Hair And 10,000 To Buy
A Dress.
BF:Sorry,I Meant I Was At The
'Bank'Of A River..!! Machhi
chahidi tenu Machhi..??

Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai'
Santa was not payin attention
Techer asks: 'Santa repeat what I just said'.
Santa replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai' ..

An MBA student went 2 his home wid his gf after completing his MBA......
His dad asked , who is she??

Son replied

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My campus selection...!

Tell Me Your Names And Hobbies.
1. My Name Is Sunil, My Hobby Is Watching Bubble
2. My Name is Babloo, My Hobby Is Watching Bubble
3. My Name Is Amar, My Hobby Is Watching Bubble
4. My Name Is Karan, My Hobby Is Watching Bubble
Now Girls
First Girl: Sir My Name Is Bubbl

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter

Teacher: What happen when Carbon monoXide react with 2 molecules of Iron? .

Student: Coffee.

Teacher: How??????

Student: Co+2Fe = COFFEE.

Principal: what u want to becom in future?

Student: After studyin MBBS, I want to join Police force n gt good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research nd become actor..

Principal: Hey, Wat's ur name?

Student: Rajnikant!!

Teacher: Summarise Gandhi Jayanti?
Funny Circuit: Mahatma Gandhi Was A Great Man,
but Maa Kasam I Dont Know Who Is Jayanti.

Teacher And Student Funny :

Teacher: What Happened In 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi Was Born.
Teacher: What Happened In 1875?
Funny Student: Mahatma Gandhi was Six years old.

IF WE WANT TO SEE NEXT DAY WE MUST PASS ON FROM NIGHT SAME WAY IF WE WANT TO GO TO NEXT CLASS WE HAVE TO CLEAR EXAM. HAY!!!! ALL THE BEST FOR EXAM

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!

Anatomy of Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-Bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
All the best!

Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!