Jokes for Topic: Kid

Apka ghar hum
zaroor ayengey,
har pal ayengey,
har waqt ayengey,
din bhar ayengey,
aur
aur
aur
bell bajakar bhag jayengey.

Beta: baap idhar aa
Baap: beta papa ko aise nahi bolte
Beta: to kaise bolte hai
Baap: izzat se
Beta: baap izzat se idhar aa

A student attached Rs.100 note to his test paper n wrote 'Rs.1 for 1 mark.'
Examiner was a sardar. He sent him Rs.81 back n wrote 'u got 19 marks keep the cange'.

Son: Mein school nahi jaaunga,
Mom: Kyu?
Son: Kaam Karunga,
Mom: 4th Class padh kar kya kaam karoga?
Son: 3rd class ki ladkiyon ki tution lungs:-)

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.

Beta: baap idhar aa
Baap: beta papa ko aise nahi bolte
Beta: to kaise bolte hai
Baap: izzat se
Beta: baap izzat se idhar aa

1 Larki ne aadhi raat ko Larke ko phone kiya:Ghar ajao ghar per koi nhi hay!
Larka chla gya..
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Ghar Waqai koi nhi tha TAALA lga huwa tha.

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai..
Man: door ka me samjha nahii
Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..

Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho?
Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di.
Mummy: Beta, aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge.
Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein.

Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye?
Tofee
Bishkit
Ya
Doodh..?

Bacha:
Bash Ek Nai GIRLFLEND
Khubsurat Shi :->

American child: hello mister
padri reply: u can call me father my child
bucha: acha to tm yaha ghom rahe ho aur mummy kehti he mujhe nhe pata tera baap kon hai

MeMoN: PeNt k' siLaYi KitNi Hy?

TaiLor: Rs. 150.

MeMoN: ChAddi kI?

TaiLor: Rs. 50.

MeMon: Ok. ChAddi Hi sEe dE pAr LaMbAyI pAirOn tAk rAkhNa.:

Define Girl friend:->
girl frnd wo hoti hai jo ldke ko tok-tok ker uski sari aadtein badal deti hai aur baad main kehti hai.
tum pehle jaise nahi rehe

Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diy

Santa,banta dono bhai same class me they

Teacher-Tum dono ne father name alag kyu likha?

Brothers-Madam tusi Fir kahoge nakal maar li.

YOU ARE A BANDAR.MEANS;
B:Beautiful,
A:Attractive,
N:Naughty,
D:Diffarant,
A:And,
R:Respected.
oy jyada khus hone ki jarurat nahi hai ,Ho to bandar hi na!!!

2 bachhon ki maa tisri baar shadi kar rahi thi. Shadi k waqt chota bacha rone laga.
Maa boli: Chup ho ja, warna agli baar sath nahi laungi.

Old man to Class teacher-
Sir, BUNTY ko Bula do.
Sir- Aap kaun?
Old man- Main Uska Dada.
Sir- Wo Chhutti Lekar Aapki MAYYAT me Gaya hai.

Santa 5 minute me paper dekar exam hall se bahar aa gaya.
Sir: Paper nahi aata tha kya?
Santa: Actually wo agle paper ki taiyari karni he.

Math Teacher: Agar tumhari dono pocket me 1000 rupees ho, to kya sochoge?
Sam: Main sochunga ki kahin maine papa ki pant to nahi pahen lee.

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.

Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?


Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

Ek Bar ek School me ek master ji Ek ladke ko khada kar ke bolte hai ki Batao Mohan Taj mahal kaha hai Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji To Master ji bole Banch per khade ho jao Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi dikh raha hai Master ji

Deadly IQ OF SANTA SINGH!


Wat's d Opposite of ACHAAR??


A- ONION!

HOW?

A- Achaar=Pickle=Pee-Kal..

So, Opposite of Pee-Kal= Pee-Aaj= Onion!

Pehla Dost: Tum Ne Garmion Ki Chuttian Kahan Guzareen?

Doosra Dost: 1 Din GHOREY Ki Qamar Pe Baqi 59 Din Hospital Me...

Baap bete se :Qutub minar kaha hai??
Beta : Pata nahi
Baap : Kabhi ghar se nikla karo
Beta : Ram Lal kon hai
Baap : Pata nahi kyo
Beta : Kabhi ghar me raha ka

Teacher- Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?
Student- Ummeed Mat Haro, Shadi Ke Baad Bhi Ladki Pat Sakti He

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye

Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .

aik pathan bachpan sai hi pareshan tha kai
meri behan kai 3 bhai hain lakin meray 2

What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gandhi and
Qaid-e-Azam?
Pathan replied
“All r born on govt holidays”

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiyan yhi rahti hai.