Jokes for Topic: Male
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#6231 | Male (आदमी)
Ek shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.Ek din Pujari ne SHIV murti ki jagah GANESH murti rakhi.Shrabi aya,dekha bola Chotu,papa se bolna main aya tha..
#6226 | Male (आदमी)
Ek aadami bhains ke upar beth kar aa raha hota hai.
Police wala - helmet kaha hai.
Aadami - sahib tanik upar nahi niche dekho ee 2 wheelar nahi 4 wheelar hai.
Police wala - helmet kaha hai.
Aadami - sahib tanik upar nahi niche dekho ee 2 wheelar nahi 4 wheelar hai.
#6206 | Male (आदमी)
AFTAB to SHAHRUKH:Tumhe pata hai aab tak ki meri sab se achi perfomance 'ANKAHEE' hai.
SHAH RUKH:TO fir aab kiyu Bata rahe ho!!!
SHAH RUKH:TO fir aab kiyu Bata rahe ho!!!
#6205 | Male (आदमी)
Patient: Mjhe bemari hai. Na khaoon tu bhook lagti
hai,
Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata
hoon.
Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay.
hai,
Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata
hoon.
Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay.
#6204 | Male (आदमी)
Ajeet: Raabutt, use TNT se uda do !
Robert: Lekin Boss, TNT kyon, dynamite kyon nahin ?
Ajeet: Bevokoof, is-se yeh NTT se nan-NTT ban jayega
Robert: Lekin Boss, TNT kyon, dynamite kyon nahin ?
Ajeet: Bevokoof, is-se yeh NTT se nan-NTT ban jayega
#6203 | Male (आदमी)
Robert: Iska kya kare Boss?
AJIT: Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!
AJIT: Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!
#6202 | Male (आदमी)
KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.’WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI? MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE, LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA!
#6201 | Male (आदमी)
hamara chand hamare hi hantho kho gaya ……..
ab to naa hame uski yaad hai………….
naa woh hame yaad karta hai…………..
ab woh hamara nahi kisi aur ka ho gay
ab to naa hame uski yaad hai………….
naa woh hame yaad karta hai…………..
ab woh hamara nahi kisi aur ka ho gay
#6200 | Male (आदमी)
Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)
Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
AJIT: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do.
Robert: Par sui kyon, boss!
AJIT: Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!
Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
AJIT: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do.
Robert: Par sui kyon, boss!
AJIT: Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!
#6199 | Male (आदमी)
AJIT: “Robert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao”
“Kyon boss?”
“Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai”
“Kyon boss?”
“Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai”
#6198 | Male (आदमी)
Robert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? )
AJIT: Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!
AJIT: Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!
#6194 | Male (आदमी)
AJIT: Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….
#6190 | Male (आदमी)
1 INDIAN FUJI APNI MAAN KO 1965 KAY JANG KI GOLA BARI KAY BARAY MAIN BATA RAHA THA TU US KI MAAN BOLI BETA TUM BHAG KAR DARAKHT (TREE) PAR CHAR JATAY TU FUJI BOLA AMAAN DARAKHT PEHLAY HI OFFICERS KAY LEAY KAM PAR GAEE THAY
#6189 | Male (आदमी)
AIK POLICE INSPECTER APNI BARAT WALI CAR MAIN BETHA LARKI WALOON KI TARAF JARAHA THA PECHAY BARATIAN KI BUS ARAHEE THE .................... POLICE INSPECTER NAY APNAY SATHI KO CALL KAR KAY KAHA KAY AIK BUS HUMARA BARI DAIR SAY PECHA KAR RAHEE HAY ISAY ROOK KAY CHECK KAROO
#6188 | Male (आदमी)
Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
AJIT:Bewakoof………Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegaa.!
AJIT:Bewakoof………Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegaa.!
#6187 | Male (आदमी)
AJIT: Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do,
Mona: Lekin kyon Boss?
AJIT: Bahut MonaToni ho jayegee…
Mona: Lekin kyon Boss?
AJIT: Bahut MonaToni ho jayegee…
#6186 | Male (आदमी)
Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing.)
AJIT: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Robert: Magar kyoon boss ?
AJIT: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
AJIT: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Robert: Magar kyoon boss ?
AJIT: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
#6185 | Male (आदमी)
Two boys ko 3 live Bomb milte hai… Wo un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai……..
(raste mein… )
First boy: agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to???
Second boy: jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the .
(raste mein… )
First boy: agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to???
Second boy: jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the .
#6184 | Male (आदमी)
AJIT: Robert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur
debugger istarrt kar do.
Robert: Lekin kyoon, boss?
AJIT: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
debugger istarrt kar do.
Robert: Lekin kyoon, boss?
AJIT: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
#6183 | Male (आदमी)
Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT: “Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do,
saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega.
AJIT: “Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do,
saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega.
#6182 | Male (आदमी)
Asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr furrrrr
Asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr furrrrr
Asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr furrrrr
arey ashman me ud rahahe
to idhar kya dhund rahe ho ashmanme dekhona
ullu………..
Asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr furrrrr
Asmanme panchi ud raha he furrrrr furrrrr
arey ashman me ud rahahe
to idhar kya dhund rahe ho ashmanme dekhona
ullu………..
#6181 | Male (आदमी)
Joke in 1 word-
hindu
joke in 2 words- hindu pandit
joke in 3 words- hindu playing chess !
joke in 4 words- hindu playing with donkey!
hindu
joke in 2 words- hindu pandit
joke in 3 words- hindu playing chess !
joke in 4 words- hindu playing with donkey!
#6176 | Male (आदमी)
Teacher: batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye?
Boy: Indian govt says 'I.S.I is fully involved in dis tragedy'.Kehti hai'I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota'
Boy: Indian govt says 'I.S.I is fully involved in dis tragedy'.Kehti hai'I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota'
#6166 | Male (आदमी)
3 boys where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...!
#6156 | Male (आदमी)
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya
GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
#6155 | Male (आदमी)
Do khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they unn mien se ek neechey gir gya tu dusri ne usey uthatey huey kaha UTHO BEHAN MARD BANO..
#6147 | Male (आदमी)
PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai...
#6144 | Male (आदमी)
Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai
#6140 | Male (आदमी)
Ek pagal gusse me: oye mai is duniya ko mita dunga… mita dunga… mita dunga… Dusra pagal: he he he! mai tujhe rubber hi nai dunga
#6139 | Male (आदमी)
Munna bhai-abe circuit,1baat bata,agr bina daant ka kutta kisi ko kate to kya karte hai? (Circuit bahut sochne k baad) Simple hai bhai,bina sui k 14 injection lagva do!! :)
#6135 | Male (आदमी)
Santa completed his MBBS & did his first operation.
Soon after finishing,the patient died.
He prayed: waheguru mera pehla gift swikar karo!
Santa completed his MBBS & did his first operation.
Soon after finishing,the patient died.
He prayed: waheguru mera pehla gift swikar karo!
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