Jokes for Topic: Male
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#4622 | Male (आदमी)
Two Lovers In Pak-Tower...
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Boy: Tm Itna Presshan Q Ho?
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Girl: Kuch Nhi.
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Boy: Sharma Rhi Ho Kya...?
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Girl: Nhi Woh Mein Ghalti Sy
'Letreen'
Ki Chappal Pehan Kr Agyi.. :->
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Boy: Tm Itna Presshan Q Ho?
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Girl: Kuch Nhi.
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Boy: Sharma Rhi Ho Kya...?
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Girl: Nhi Woh Mein Ghalti Sy
'Letreen'
Ki Chappal Pehan Kr Agyi.. :->
#4621 | Male (आदमी)
Pappu-Yar Mai bohat preshan hu..
Dipu-Kyun Kya Huwa..?
Pappu-Yaar subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai
Dipu-Kyun Kya Huwa..?
Pappu-Yaar subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai
#4620 | Male (आदमी)
Santa asked his frend,'kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?'Frend replied 'No'Santa said,'tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..
#4615 | Male (आदमी)
GOLU-Tum to kaha Rahe The Ki Mai cement ki factory
Banauga to abhi tak banaya nai
MOLU-Kya karu Factory banay k liyae Cement hi
nahi mil raha
Banauga to abhi tak banaya nai
MOLU-Kya karu Factory banay k liyae Cement hi
nahi mil raha
#4614 | Male (आदमी)
Santa was working 1st time in a Garment shop.
Girl-Jara Underwear dikhana.
Santa sharma ke-Ji Aaj nahi pehni!
Kal aana..
Girl-Jara Underwear dikhana.
Santa sharma ke-Ji Aaj nahi pehni!
Kal aana..
#4612 | Male (आदमी)
Aisi-ki- taisi kab hoti hai?
Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan bhi nai bacha sakta
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Ans:-jab DAST lage our pajame ka naada na khule
Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan bhi nai bacha sakta
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Ans:-jab DAST lage our pajame ka naada na khule
#4611 | Male (आदमी)
Aankhon me Aansu, Chehre par hansi hai.
Sanso me aahen,
Dil me bebasi hai.
Pehle kyu nhi btaya
Darwaze me ungli phasi hai
Sanso me aahen,
Dil me bebasi hai.
Pehle kyu nhi btaya
Darwaze me ungli phasi hai
#4610 | Male (आदमी)
Kanjus:
Aap kya Lenge,Thanda ya Garam ?
GOLU: Dono hi Mangwado
Kanjus: Sunti ho Do Glass Pani le Aana. Ek Freezer se aur Dusra Gezer se
Ha...Ha.
Aap kya Lenge,Thanda ya Garam ?
GOLU: Dono hi Mangwado
Kanjus: Sunti ho Do Glass Pani le Aana. Ek Freezer se aur Dusra Gezer se
Ha...Ha.
#4594 | Male (आदमी)
light chali gayi
beta-papa torch do na
baap-le,padega kya?
beta-no papa frnd ko sms bhejna hai
isliye torch maang raha huin
beta-papa torch do na
baap-le,padega kya?
beta-no papa frnd ko sms bhejna hai
isliye torch maang raha huin
#4593 | Male (आदमी)
1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho
Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho
Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana
#4592 | Male (आदमी)
a black boy was crying and saying to his buffalo - y i m so black everyone teases me
buffalo - 'tu ne mera dood piya hai tu bilkul mere jesa hai
buffalo - 'tu ne mera dood piya hai tu bilkul mere jesa hai
#4591 | Male (आदमी)
Tcher-Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte ho?
Santa-Pani ki Bachat karta hu
Hafte me sirf 1 bar nahata hu
Santa-Pani ki Bachat karta hu
Hafte me sirf 1 bar nahata hu
#4590 | Male (आदमी)
OLU Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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'Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi
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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi '...:)
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'Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi
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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi '...:)
#4585 | Male (आदमी)
Snta ki girlfriend ne usko message kya
'I Miss U'
Bohat dair sochny k baad Santa ne jawab diya
'I Student U'
'I Miss U'
Bohat dair sochny k baad Santa ne jawab diya
'I Student U'
#4584 | Male (आदमी)
Bnta-Agar TmharA 1-Lakh ka Enam nikAl aaye to
kyA karoge
Snta-Main Pagal Ho jauga Aur wo 1-Lakh rupay apne Ilaj
par Lagauga
kyA karoge
Snta-Main Pagal Ho jauga Aur wo 1-Lakh rupay apne Ilaj
par Lagauga
#4583 | Male (आदमी)
father-1 2 3 4aaaaaaaa 5 6eeeeee........
son-papa ur counting is wrong bcoz counting mai abcd nahi ati
father-beta mai counting nahi tumhari mummy ke punch count kar raha huin
son-papa ur counting is wrong bcoz counting mai abcd nahi ati
father-beta mai counting nahi tumhari mummy ke punch count kar raha huin
#4575 | Male (आदमी)
GOLU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
GOLU bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
GOLU bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
#4574 | Male (आदमी)
Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne Taj-e-India Dekha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne Taj-e-India Dekha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..
#4526 | Male (आदमी)
Adhikari-Mantriji,Baadh Ka Pani Khatre K Nishan Ko Chhu Rha H,Kya Kare?
Mantri:Khatre K Nishan Ko 3 Feet Or Upar Kar Do
Mantri:Khatre K Nishan Ko 3 Feet Or Upar Kar Do
#4525 | Male (आदमी)
Doctor ab aap khatre se bahar h phir b ap itne dar kyo rahe ho Marij accident hua tha us par likha tha zindgi rahi toh phir milenge
#4524 | Male (आदमी)
Santa ne galti se kisi ka 100 ka balance ho gya.
Phr call ki
O yaar mera 100rs wapis kro
Banta:mere pas to 80 aaya hai
Santa: ruk yaar mai 20rs or bhejta hun.
Phr call ki
O yaar mera 100rs wapis kro
Banta:mere pas to 80 aaya hai
Santa: ruk yaar mai 20rs or bhejta hun.
#4522 | Male (आदमी)
Dost: Itne udas kyun ho?
Man: Wife se jhagra hoa tha usne kaha ke wo mujh se 30 din bat nahi kare gi
Dost:Tumhe to khush hona chahiye
Man:Aaj akhri din hai.
Man: Wife se jhagra hoa tha usne kaha ke wo mujh se 30 din bat nahi kare gi
Dost:Tumhe to khush hona chahiye
Man:Aaj akhri din hai.
#4516 | Male (आदमी)
Rajiv Gandhi narak me baitha tha achanak hans diya.....!
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Indira gandhi- Kyo hase?
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Rajiv- Sonia se shaadi maine ki..
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Par BHUGAT MANMOHAN SINGH RHA HAI..
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Indira gandhi- Kyo hase?
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Rajiv- Sonia se shaadi maine ki..
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Par BHUGAT MANMOHAN SINGH RHA HAI..
#4515 | Male (आदमी)
Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???
Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia
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Beech road pe bus q rok di ???
Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia
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#4487 | Male (आदमी)
Santa ne dariya me dubte hue 1 aadmi ko bachaya
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fir wapas dariya me fenk diya
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Banta- kyo?
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Santa -kahawat h 'neki kr Dariya me daal'
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fir wapas dariya me fenk diya
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Banta- kyo?
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Santa -kahawat h 'neki kr Dariya me daal'
#4486 | Male (आदमी)
Nark me kuch log party mana rahe the
BHAGWAAN : Ye log nark me bhi party mana rahe hain...
YAMRAAJ: .. <>BATHINDA<> wale hain..kahi bhi Enjoy kar lete hain. ;-)
BHAGWAAN : Ye log nark me bhi party mana rahe hain...
YAMRAAJ: .. <>BATHINDA<> wale hain..kahi bhi Enjoy kar lete hain. ;-)
#4471 | Male (आदमी)
Principal : India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lagaya gaya?
Santa (kaafi sochne k baad) :
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DANDE par..;-)
Santa (kaafi sochne k baad) :
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DANDE par..;-)
#4467 | Male (आदमी)
Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti h kya batau
DOST:Kaise?
Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola'main Kon?'To wo boli 'DODH WALA'..
DOST:Kaise?
Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola'main Kon?'To wo boli 'DODH WALA'..
#4466 | Male (आदमी)
Ram & Raavan wer in Serious War,
Sdnly Rvn saw a man stndng behind Ram,
Rvn:chal ok bye.
Rm:pr Q?
Rvn:kuch nhi..bs bye
Rm:Arey bta to hua kya?
Rvn:Yar tune chhoti c bat pr RAJNIKANT ko bula liya
Sdnly Rvn saw a man stndng behind Ram,
Rvn:chal ok bye.
Rm:pr Q?
Rvn:kuch nhi..bs bye
Rm:Arey bta to hua kya?
Rvn:Yar tune chhoti c bat pr RAJNIKANT ko bula liya
#4458 | Male (आदमी)
SONU;
Aajkal Zyada Bacche
Judwa Q Paida Hote Hai_?
MONU;
Desh'Me Itna AATANKWAAD Badh Gaya Hai Ki
Bacche'Akele AneSe Bahut Darte Hai.'
mk
Aajkal Zyada Bacche
Judwa Q Paida Hote Hai_?
MONU;
Desh'Me Itna AATANKWAAD Badh Gaya Hai Ki
Bacche'Akele AneSe Bahut Darte Hai.'
mk
#4457 | Male (आदमी)
Minister :- bomb blast me marne waalo ko
5 or zakhmi ko 3 lakh diye jayenge.......
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Santa :- hamarra baap pehle zakhmi Hua,
Fir margaya.....
Hamare 8 lakh bante hai...
5 or zakhmi ko 3 lakh diye jayenge.......
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Santa :- hamarra baap pehle zakhmi Hua,
Fir margaya.....
Hamare 8 lakh bante hai...
#4444 | Male (आदमी)
Santa (Security Incharge) Pran ko jane diya lekin amitabh ko rok liya
Amitabh ne puchha kyon?
Santa: Raghukool reet sada chali aayi Pran jaye par Bachan na jaye
Amitabh ne puchha kyon?
Santa: Raghukool reet sada chali aayi Pran jaye par Bachan na jaye
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