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Jokes for Topic: Male

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#4367 | Male (आदमी)
4 shraabi 1 janaze ko uthakr jaldi jaldi kabro k upr se ja rahe the,
Kisi ne kha-'Oye sharm kro niche Murde h'
SHRABI-To upr konsa humne WORLD CUP utha rkha h.!

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#4366 | Male (आदमी)
Dad- Whos this girl ??

Boy- ohh she, My girlfriend
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next day




Dad- now whos this 'new' girl?

Boy-Rishta wohi Item Nayee.....
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#4365 | Male (आदमी)
Prito: Mere hont bahut phat gaye hai, kuch lagane ke liye la dena

Santa: lo tumhare phate hoton ko jorane ke liye Fevicoal laya hun

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#4364 | Male (आदमी)
santa : oye humne chokidar ko nikal diya
banta : kyu?
santa : sala chokidar wo tha aur rat hum pe chillata ' Jagte Raho'
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#4363 | Male (आदमी)
Santa gets a msg-
'kya aap Anna Hazaare ke saath hai?'
Santa replies
'Nahi main taan ghare haan...kuch kamm si??'
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#4362 | Male (आदमी)
Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR

Main Ladki ke sath date maar raha tha aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola:
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'kal wali Zyada achi thi'...

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#4361 | Male (आदमी)
Santa Banta ki khub pitai huyi.
Par Q?
Qki
Dono B'Day party
me muft ka khana
khate pakde Gye
aur
kehne lage:Hum
Ladki walo k taraf-
se hai

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#4358 | Male (आदमी)
cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di.
Aur bola-Aap bahut lucky ho
Aadmi- kaise
Cycle wala- Aaj meri chutti hai
NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU
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#4356 | Male (आदमी)
Boy-Cn i Hold ur Hand?
Grl-No!
Boy-Y?
Gal-cz it Hurts whn u Leave it.

Boy-Ma kasam,
Humari Acting!
To Ladkiyo ki Over Acting

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#4349 | Male (आदमी)
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

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#4342 | Male (आदमी)
Santa: shirt silwane k liye 1 achha kapda dikhao.
Salesman: plain me dikhau?
Santa: nahi helicopter me dikha saale bandar yahi pe dikha,,,:-,

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#4341 | Male (आदमी)
Pathan Student:
Miss kya raat ko aap mujhe Call kar rahi thi?
Miss:
No
Pathan Student:
Kamal hai
subha mere Mobile pe likha tha: (MISS Call)
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#4340 | Male (आदमी)
Santa- oye yaar! Tu mujhe sms 2-2 baar kyu bhejta hai..?
Banta- oye! Ek sms tu rakh liya kar aur ek forward kar diya kar.
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#4335 | Male (आदमी)
athan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di,,,
Kyun Ke Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ke
Mein Apni Zindagi,,
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'Shan' Aur 'Shoukat' Ke Sath Guzarna Chahti Hon..!! =P
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#4334 | Male (आदमी)
Ek kanjus ko electric current Laga..

Uski wife:
Aap theek toh ho na?

Kanjus:
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Mai theek hu..
tu meter dekh, UNIT kitne badhe..??

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#4331 | Male (आदमी)
1 boy ladki ko impress krne ke chakkar me bike se gir pada...
girl:Ooh! Aapko kahin chot to nhi lagi?
Boy : Hat pagli! Hum to gaadi se aise hi utarte hain...!!
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#4330 | Male (आदमी)
Santa nahi sudhrega:
policeman:
sab sach bata varna chaddi uttar k marunga.
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Santa: saab galti Maine ki hai aap kyun chaddi uttaro gey.
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Koi samjhao yaar
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#4329 | Male (आदमी)
Girl (in train) :- can i sit here ?

Boy :- it all urs .........

Girl :- can i take some water ?

Boy :- my pleasure ............

Girl :- Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ?
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Boy :- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend aa rahi hai ........

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#4328 | Male (आदमी)
ek dost ne dosre dost se pocha: sonu, kya tere papa ko tere cigarette ki adat ki bare main pata hai? to dost ne kaha: aray yaar cigarette ki bare main tu pata nahi magar mere charas ki bare main usko pata hai
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#4326 | Male (आदमी)
Police:
Hame Aap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hy,
Pata Chala Hy K Aap K Ghar Mai Koi Dehshat Gard Hy.
Husband:
Khabar To Pakki Hy,
Per Abhi WOH Maikay Gai Hui Hy....
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#4324 | Male (आदमी)
Bhakt: Baba mein dukhi hu.
NIRMAL BABA: Aap ke pas SmsJokes4u ke sms aate hai.
Bhakt: Haanji
Baba: Reply karte ho
Bhakt: Nahi
Baba: Roj reply karo..
Kripa aani shuru ho jaygi.
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#4323 | Male (आदमी)
Teacher: Kutta Dum kuyn halata hai ?
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Santa: Sir Kuyn K Dum Kuttay ko nahi hilla sakti

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#4320 | Male (आदमी)
Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..??
Boy: Ji EnGineering
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Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai-Wadhai Karte Hoge.

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#4314 | Male (आदमी)
Ek bar NARADJI ne kuch aisa dekha ki wo behosh ho gaye..

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Taakat pane k liye..

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Hanumanji 'RAJNIKANT CHALISA' padh rahe the.
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#4312 | Male (आदमी)
Santa Walking On Road
Samne Gobar Pada Tha
Santa Ne Jhuk Kar Ungli Dal Kar Taste Kia Aur Bola:
Oh!
Ye To Gobar H,Shukr Hai Mera Pair Nai Pada
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#4310 | Male (आदमी)
Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha,
Aurat:'dekhta kya h teri maa ki umar ki hu'
Santa: to mai bhi apne baap k liye hi dhund raha hu...!

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#4309 | Male (आदमी)
santa ne college me ladki se i luv u kaha...ladki ne chanta mara or boli kya bola tu..santa -rote hue jab suna nahi to chanta kyun mara..

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#4304 | Male (आदमी)
Sonu-Yaar,English Me 'Jhopdi' Ko Kya Kehte He

Monu-Hutt

Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahee..

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#4302 | Male (आदमी)
PLATFORM se ladki ne utar kar ladke se pucha ki konsa station he???

ladka: no. dogi to bataunga....

ladki: oh,ho mumbai aa gaya....
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#4301 | Male (आदमी)
Dad: ek zamana tha jab main Rs 10/- mein kirana, sabzi, doodh, nashta le aata tha
Beta: ab aisa possible nahi papa kyunki sab jagah CCTV camere lage hote hain!.
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#4300 | Male (आदमी)
Mummy : Tu Hamesha TV Kyun
Dekhta Rehta Hai.. ?
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Kid : To Kya Fridge Dekhu..Maa ????
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#4299 | Male (आदमी)
Pappu salo k baad santa se mila..

Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gai hai..

Santa:- Kaisi hai teri biwi.

Pappu: Swarg ki apsara hai.,

Aur teri..????

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Santa:- Meri to abhi jinda hai.!!.;) :P

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