Jokes for Topic: Male

Judge-Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Chor-Ji Nahi, Hujur!

Judge-To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain..

1-Aap ki yaad

Jo buhot aati hai

2-LIGHT jo buhat jati hai

Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja
kar uske ghar ek beta hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?

MUSHKIL SINGH. !

RAAZ-Abe Santa Tu Yaha Baitha hai
Tere Dost ki Death ho gai hai

Tu Gaya Kyu Nai?

Sanat-Usne Mujhe Bulaya Hi Nahi

Ap ko pata He k
GABBAR ne THAKUR k hath hQ kate the

Gues

Q..ki Thakur Uske sms ka Reply Nai krta tha

AB TERA KYA HOGA JANIYA

Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du. 2sra frnd: dekhne me kaisi hai?
1dost: achi hai.
2sr: to fir mera number de de..

Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe santa se- Kaun sa station hai?Santa bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar 'lag to Railway Station raha hai'.

RAAZ-Beta choori krna buri baat he
Choori ka phal hamesha karva
Hota he

BETA-Lekin Maine Jo APPLE Chori Kr Ke Khaya
Wo To metha tha

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

RAAZ 15 saal se Ro Ro Ke aulad k liye dua mangta raha

Ek Din God Parkat Huye Or Bole-Abe RAAZ Pehle shadi to kar le

Wash ur Mobile
Cut it Into Small Pices Fry it
Ad Spices N Some Oil
ur Mobile Pickle isReady
apke Cell Se call,Sms to Hote nhi achar Hi Dal Lo

TEACHER: Jab Bijli Chamakti hai to Roshni Pehle Aur Awaaz baad me Kyu aati hai?

SANTA: Kyuki Hamari Aankh Aagey Aur Kaan Piche hai..

Kitni der hui koi sawal nhi ata

Sawal hm puche to jawab nhi ata

Ye bathroom me kon baitha he

Itna Der to RAAZ ko b nhi ata

Banta: Mai Samne Wali Building pr bina Hafe Chad skta hu

SANTA: Nhi Chad skte!

BANTA: Agar chad jau toh kya doge?

SANTA: dhakka.!

S:Mai Gana gata hu to tumara Kutta bhokne lgta h
B:Isme mere Kutte ki galti nhi, Bhokna pehle tumne shuru kiya hoga

Husband & Wife were Fighing
Husband says: Tu Sali Kuti! Wife Reply:
Tu Sala Kuta! the Child Of them was near, he says : hi-hi-hi-hi-hi Mian Sala Kutoora.

Judge: Tumne chori karte waqt biwi bachhon ke bare mein kyon nahin socha? Chor: Socha tha my lord, par dukaan mein sirf men's wear hi the.

Santa=Tum Is Office Me kab Se Kaam kr rhe Ho.?

Banta=Jab Se Boss ne Mujhe Nikalne ki Dhamki Di He.

gadha 4 fit ki rasi se bandha hai bato,

wo 8 fit par padi ghas kaise khayenga?

batao?
haar gaye
bolo har man li?
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gadhe ne bhi maan li thi

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Son: Mom Ap Ne khud hI To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huay cheeni Letay Aana

Banta-Mai gali se jab guzarta hu to KUTTE mujhse dar k
bhag jate he

Santa-Apne BOSS se to har koi darta he

Boy-Agr mai kahu muje tumse Mohabat he
meri yhi chahat he to kya kahogi

Girl-Yhi baat agr tum Balance Bhej k kehty to acha hota

SANTA-Mai aur Meri Wife 20 Saal se Khush the

BANTA-Fir Kya hua?

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BANTA: Batao Na Yaar!

SANTA: Fir Kya!
Ek din Hum mil gaye..

Santa-Maine Tumhara No. Kitni Baar Try Kiya
But Tumhara Mobile 'SWITCH OFF' Tha
Banta-Abe Wo Meri 'HELLO TUNES' Hai

Gujarati ki wife Gujarati se boli: Aap hazaro me ek hai.

Gujarati ne Ik tappad mara aur bola: Baki 999 kon hain?

sharab 1 bimari he jo samaj ko khatam kar deti he.to aao milkar is bimari ko jaldi khatam karde.1 botol tum katam karo 1 botol ham khatam kare.

MAKKHAN- Tumhari gaadi kaisi condition me hai??
DHAKKAN- Horn k alawa sab cheez aawaz karti hain!! :-|

Santa: Bahi Jaldi Jaao tumhare Ghar Mein Barsta ka Pani Ghus Gaya hai,
Banta: Kyun Jhooth Bolte Ho, Gahr Ki Chabbi to mere Pass Hai..?

Bhakt: Bhagwan muje drd de,
Dukh de,
Tension de,
Mujhe barbad kar de,
Mere piche har muskil laga de.

Bhagwan : Abe ek line mein bol na 'GIRLFRIEND' chahiye.

girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye subhanallah! !!

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Newton ne apple niche girte dekha aur GRAVITY discover ki.

Koi us GADHEY se ye puche k ABEY SAALAY!
25 saal se POTTY karta tha to wo kya UPER JATI THI