Jokes for Topic: Male

Two Lovers In Pak-Tower...
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Boy: Tm Itna Presshan Q Ho?
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Girl: Kuch Nhi.
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Boy: Sharma Rhi Ho Kya...?
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Girl: Nhi Woh Mein Ghalti Sy

'Letreen'

Ki Chappal Pehan Kr Agyi.. :->

Pappu-Yar Mai bohat preshan hu..
Dipu-Kyun Kya Huwa..?
Pappu-Yaar subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai

Santa asked his frend,'kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?'Frend replied 'No'Santa said,'tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..

GOLU-Tum to kaha Rahe The Ki Mai cement ki factory
Banauga to abhi tak banaya nai
MOLU-Kya karu Factory banay k liyae Cement hi
nahi mil raha

Santa was working 1st time in a Garment shop.
Girl-Jara Underwear dikhana.
Santa sharma ke-Ji Aaj nahi pehni!
Kal aana..

Aisi-ki- taisi kab hoti hai?
Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan bhi nai bacha sakta
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Ans:-jab DAST lage our pajame ka naada na khule

Aankhon me Aansu, Chehre par hansi hai.

Sanso me aahen,
Dil me bebasi hai.

Pehle kyu nhi btaya

Darwaze me ungli phasi hai

Kanjus:
Aap kya Lenge,Thanda ya Garam ?
GOLU: Dono hi Mangwado
Kanjus: Sunti ho Do Glass Pani le Aana. Ek Freezer se aur Dusra Gezer se
Ha...Ha.

light chali gayi


beta-papa torch do na

baap-le,padega kya?

beta-no papa frnd ko sms bhejna hai
isliye torch maang raha huin

1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho
Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana

a black boy was crying and saying to his buffalo - y i m so black everyone teases me
buffalo - 'tu ne mera dood piya hai tu bilkul mere jesa hai

Tcher-Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte ho?
Santa-Pani ki Bachat karta hu
Hafte me sirf 1 bar nahata hu

OLU Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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'Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi

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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi '...:)

Snta ki girlfriend ne usko message kya
'I Miss U'
Bohat dair sochny k baad Santa ne jawab diya
'I Student U'

Bnta-Agar TmharA 1-Lakh ka Enam nikAl aaye to
kyA karoge
Snta-Main Pagal Ho jauga Aur wo 1-Lakh rupay apne Ilaj
par Lagauga

father-1 2 3 4aaaaaaaa 5 6eeeeee........
son-papa ur counting is wrong bcoz counting mai abcd nahi ati
father-beta mai counting nahi tumhari mummy ke punch count kar raha huin

GOLU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
GOLU bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..

Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne Taj-e-India Dekha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..

Adhikari-Mantriji,Baadh Ka Pani Khatre K Nishan Ko Chhu Rha H,Kya Kare?

Mantri:Khatre K Nishan Ko 3 Feet Or Upar Kar Do

Doctor ab aap khatre se bahar h phir b ap itne dar kyo rahe ho Marij accident hua tha us par likha tha zindgi rahi toh phir milenge

Santa ne galti se kisi ka 100 ka balance ho gya.
Phr call ki
O yaar mera 100rs wapis kro
Banta:mere pas to 80 aaya hai
Santa: ruk yaar mai 20rs or bhejta hun.

Dost: Itne udas kyun ho?
Man: Wife se jhagra hoa tha usne kaha ke wo mujh se 30 din bat nahi kare gi
Dost:Tumhe to khush hona chahiye
Man:Aaj akhri din hai.

Rajiv Gandhi narak me baitha tha achanak hans diya.....!
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Indira gandhi- Kyo hase?
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Rajiv- Sonia se shaadi maine ki..
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Par BHUGAT MANMOHAN SINGH RHA HAI..

Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???

Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
“bus stop”
Tou hum ne rok dia

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Santa ne dariya me dubte hue 1 aadmi ko bachaya
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fir wapas dariya me fenk diya
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Banta- kyo?
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Santa -kahawat h 'neki kr Dariya me daal'

Nark me kuch log party mana rahe the
BHAGWAAN : Ye log nark me bhi party mana rahe hain...
YAMRAAJ: .. <>BATHINDA<> wale hain..kahi bhi Enjoy kar lete hain. ;-)

Principal : India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lagaya gaya?

Santa (kaafi sochne k baad) :

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DANDE par..;-)

Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti h kya batau
DOST:Kaise?
Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola'main Kon?'To wo boli 'DODH WALA'..

Ram & Raavan wer in Serious War,
Sdnly Rvn saw a man stndng behind Ram,
Rvn:chal ok bye.
Rm:pr Q?
Rvn:kuch nhi..bs bye
Rm:Arey bta to hua kya?
Rvn:Yar tune chhoti c bat pr RAJNIKANT ko bula liya

SONU;
Aajkal Zyada Bacche
Judwa Q Paida Hote Hai_?

MONU;
Desh'Me Itna AATANKWAAD Badh Gaya Hai Ki

Bacche'Akele AneSe Bahut Darte Hai.'
mk

Minister :- bomb blast me marne waalo ko
5 or zakhmi ko 3 lakh diye jayenge.......
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Santa :- hamarra baap pehle zakhmi Hua,

Fir margaya.....
Hamare 8 lakh bante hai...

Santa (Security Incharge) Pran ko jane diya lekin amitabh ko rok liya
Amitabh ne puchha kyon?
Santa: Raghukool reet sada chali aayi Pran jaye par Bachan na jaye