Jokes for Topic: Male

1 Party me sab log ulti kar rahe the..

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Banta: Sab ko kya Hua?

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Santa: Maine Ulti ki thi,
In Logo ko Bura Laga, To Maine Wapas Pee lee

MOLU Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho
GOLU: Mai Saanp Se Khel Sakta Hu
MOLU: Kaise

GOLU:

Mere Mobile Main Saanp Wala Game Jo Hai.

GOLU diary likh raha tha 'Aaj meri behan ko bacha hone wala he
Pata ni ladka hoga ya ladki Isliye muje ye B nai Pata k me mama banunga ya mami..

1ST PATHAN:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye..?

2ND PATHAN:
0 Yara Neend Ka Intzar
Karne Se Tu Behtar Hai
Aadmi So Jaye..

Wakeel: Tum ne Police Officer ki hatheli pe jalti hue cigret kyun rakhi

Mujrim:Ye Humko bola 'kaam karvana hai to pehle 'MUTTHI' garam kro

santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

Pita Tum Pass Nahi Hue Ho Tumhara Naam Paper Me Nahi Hai
Beta Sabhi Panne Bhare Hue Hain,
Ab Mera Naam Kahan Likhte.?

Pati: Aaj Office Me Sara Din Tanav Raha.
Patni: Kyo? Kya Hua?
Pt: Pehle to Kaam Ka Dher, Fir Boss Ki Dant
Aur Fir Lunch Box Me Kaddu Ki Sabji.

MOLU-jb Tu school me padhta tha to Teri clas me sabse mehnti kon tha?
GOLU-mai tha
Baki sare bche to bethe rehte the
Mai bench pe khada rhta tha

GOLU Faqir se: Baba din me kitne paise kama lete ho?
Faqir: 500 ya 600,aur agr ye maaf karne wale kamina pan na kare
to araam se 1000 ho jyee

Tom: sale! 1 laat marunga mumbai ja k girega!
John: mein marunga to america me girega!
Santa: bhai mujhe dhire se 1 LAAT maro..pas k gaon jana hai

To Reduce Depression Of Students, Sir Showed Them 3 Idiots
Sir- What Did U Learn 4m D Movie?
Students- KISS Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati

1st Behra:
Kya Tum Mumbai Ja Rahe Ho?
2nd Behra:
NaHi,
ME To Mumbai JaRaha Hu
1st Behra:
Accha,
ME Samjha Tum Mumbai JaRahe HO.!!

Teacher Itihas Rochak Hai,
Isme Atit Ki Jankari Milti Hai.
Student Mujhe Nahi Padhna,
Kyoki Isme Koi Future Nahi Hai.

Beta papa se kahta hai papa mai jab business karunga to achche achche ke hath me katora pakada dunga.
Papa: kaise?
Beta: Gol gappe bechkar...

Raman: Meri Patni 9 Ghante Se Khamosh Hai
Dr: To Mere Paas Kyo Aaye Ho, World Record Walo Ke Paas Jao.

Santa-Omlet Lekar Aao
Waiter-Kaun Sa? Spanish Ya Italian
S-Koi B Mujhe Khana H, Usase Baat Nhi Krni

Ek Aadmi Jyotishi Se- Meri Shaadi Kyon Nahin Ho Rahi Hai.?

Jyotishi- Kaise Hogi.. Kundli Mein Sukh Hi Sukh Jo Likha Hai.!

Baap:beta koi bat nhi tmhari qismat me fail hona likha tha ho gye
Beta:ye to acha hua dad maine pura saal nai padha warna sari mehnat bekar ho jati.

MATHS Teacher to our brilliant pathan...
How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?










PATHAN- Juice bana K...

Math Teacher to Boy-
Jayda Awaaz Mat kr
Warna 2 Bar Diffrentiate krke 1 bar Integrate kr dunga
Boy- Sir Maine b 'e' Ki Power x hu Jo karna kar lo

Tcher To Studnts:
Art Ki Copy Per Train Bnao Me 5mins Me Arahi Hun.

10min Baad,
Tcher: Train Dikhao?

St: Aap Late Hogayin Train 5min Pehle Hi Chale Gaye :

Teacher 2 GOLU : Jis admi k Dono Hath na hon usay English main kya kahein ge?
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GOLU:
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HANDS FREE !!!

Raman: Kal Maine Dekha, 4 Aadmi Ek Saath Swimming Pool Me Koode,
Magar Sirf Ek Ke Baal Gile Huye,
Bolo Kaise?
Chaman: Baaki 3 Ganje Honge

GOLU :chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha.

MOLU: Is ko cheel to lo.

GOLU: Cheelne ka kia zarurat hai,hum ko yaqeen hai is k andar KELA he hai.:-

Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.
thoda Sor se Bolo to awaz aaye
Banta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

1 Bar Santa USA Gaya
Waha Church me Gaya to Achank Waha aawaz i TANN
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi
Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa gaya.

GOLU:ye LCD ka rate Kya hai?
Salesman:1 lakh rupay,
GOLU;why anything Special?
S'men:light chali gyi to Automatic off hojayegi,
GOLU:oh,pack it

Santa- Insaan Ko Zindagi Mein Koi Bhi Problem Hoto Kiske Pas Jana Chahiye...?
Banta- Farmer...!
Santa- kyu..?
Banta - Uske Paas 'HAL' Hota Hai...

Santa ko rota dekhkar friend ne pucha kya hua?
Santa: Bohat bada dhokha,
maine 2 ton ka AC kharida, ghar aakar tola to sirf 35 kilo ka nikla..

DaDaJI;Beta Muje Ye Naye Vikram Aur BeTaaL Ki FiLm DekHne Le Chal.
Pota:-Dadaji,Ye Vikram BeTaaL FiLm Nahi,
Amitab Or Abhishek Ki Paa FiLm He..

Tinku: Mera Kutta Tommy Kho Gaya Hai.
Mintu: To Tum Kisi Akhbar Me Vigyapan Kyo Nahi Dete.
Tinku: Usase Kya Hoga?
Tmmy Ko 2 Padhna Nahi Aata.