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#4217 | Male (आदमी)
Sense Of Responsibility:
A man goes in Library
& asks Librarian
for a book on 'Suicide' ..
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Librarian:
O Bhaisaab ! Vapis kon dene aayega??

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#4214 | Male (आदमी)
Santa K Bete Ki Roti Par Se Chooha Guzar Gaya
Son: Mujhe ye Roti Nahi Khani
Santa: Kha Le Putar
ChOOhe Ne kaun si chapal pehan rkhi thi.

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#4206 | Male (आदमी)
Purane students ki Gathering mein teacher ne puchha,

'School mein aapka koi Kadva Anubhav?'

Ek student bola,

Me aur meri wife isi school mein mile the!
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#4205 | Male (आदमी)
Dada ji :- Beta jaa pani le aa,.
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1st pota :- m nhi jaa sakta game khel rha
hu,
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2nd pota :- rehne do dada ji,ye to battmiz
hai,
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Aap khud hi jakar le aao...!!

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#4204 | Male (आदमी)
Makan malik1 ladki ko ghar dikha rha tha,
Ladki-suna hai yaha bhoot rahte he,
Makan malik-pata nhi bahen,
mujhe to mare hue 7 saal ho gye he

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#4203 | Male (आदमी)
Father: beta ..!
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Tu ne Engineering K 4 Saalo Mein Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha......?
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Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K....Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana...

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#4195 | Male (आदमी)
santa ne ek aadmi ke tapad mar dia
Man- meri galati kya h?
Santa-Saale tu kya smajta h me teri galati ka intjar karta rahunga.
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#4191 | Male (आदमी)
aik baar Santa or Banta mil kar safar kar rahy thay
k achanak Banta ny kaha wo dekho aik mara hua parinda.
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Santa ne uper asman ki taraf dekha or pocha k kidher kidher
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#4188 | Male (आदमी)
Boyfriend: Mujhe Maaf Kar Do
Maine Tumse Chupaya.Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai
Girlfriend:
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Aray Koi Baat Nahi
Chalo ao Aaj Main Tumhe Apne Bachon Se Milwati Hun.....
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#4187 | Male (आदमी)
Santa k marne k baad 62 yamdoot aaye,
2 yamdoot sawal puch rahe the
Aur baki k 60 yamdoot,
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santa ko sawal samjha rahe the.
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#4185 | Male (आदमी)
Teacher santa se Koi aisa sentence bnao jis me
'MAGAR' 2 bar istemaal hua ho,
santa:-
'Wo Mere aage chal rahi thi or main us k,
MAGAR MAGAR'
:-)

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#4183 | Male (आदमी)
Nirmal Baba:- gagan Ke SMS jab aate hai tab dyan se Padhte ho..?
Bhakt : Haan, Baba ji..
Baba :Vapas Reply Karte ho..?
Bhakt : Nahi Baba ji..
Baba :Tabhi to 'KIRPA' ruki hui hai, Reply kiya Karo, kirpa ayegi Karodpati ban jaoge, jese m ban gya.

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#4174 | Male (आदमी)
Santa: Mujhe Patni Ka Hath Bantana Hai
Chutti Chahiye.
Boss: Nahi Milegi.
Santa: Shukriya,Janta Tha Musibat Ki Samay Aap Hi Madad Karenge.
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#4172 | Male (आदमी)
Sense Of Responsibility:
A man goes in Library
& asks Librarian
for a book on 'Suicide' ..
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Librarian:
O Bhaisaab ! Vapis kon dene aayega??
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#4171 | Male (आदमी)
Hanuman-Bhagwan ab me dharti par nhi reh sakta..
God-Q.?
Hnuman-Pehle log lait kar matha tekte the
fir thoda sa juk kar matha tekne lage.. MAI fir b khush tha.. lekin ab to ghor kalyug aa gaya hai GOD-kya hua? Aaj mandir me ek ladki aayi aur haath hila kar boli-'HI,HANNU;-)
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#4170 | Male (आदमी)
Policeman to santa. Sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga.
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Santa: Oji chori maine ki hay aap ku chaddi utaro ge

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#4169 | Male (आदमी)
If You Pass In Exam:
Mom: Ktni Khushi Ki Baat Hai
Dad:Mera Beta Sher Hai
Lover:So Sweeeet
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Friends:Kutte! Kamine! Zalil! Tu Ne Itna Kb Padha
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#4168 | Male (आदमी)
Santa K Bete Ki Roti Par Se Chooha Guzar Gaya
Son: Mujhe ye Roti Nahi Khani
Santa: Kha Le Putar
ChOOhe Ne kaun si chapal pehan rkhi thi.
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#4167 | Male (आदमी)
Plumber Ne Pipe Naya Lagane K Baad 1000/Rs Bill Diya
Sonu- Itna To Mai Engineer Ho K B Nhi Kamata
P- Mai B Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha

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#4166 | Male (आदमी)
Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha

Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,

Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai

Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.

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#4161 | Male (आदमी)
Santa Road par pada tha
Policeman-Itni Q pee rakhi hai?
Santa- Mazburi thi
Police- Kya mazburi thi?
Santa- Botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.

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#4160 | Male (आदमी)
Santa:Wow .. u look so perfect
with incredible body and flower
like skin.. what do you use ?
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Banta:Adobe Photoshop CS5!
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#4151 | Male (आदमी)
Santa apni aniversary per patni k liye
Gulab
ka phul
leker gaya
Patni- muje ye nhi chaiye
koi
sone ki
cheez do
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Santa-Ye le takiya,
soja
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#4147 | Male (आदमी)
Santa- Tere haath me chot kese lagi..
Banta- Kuch ni Mene Gaye k Daan Ginne ke liye uske Mu Me haath dal diya tha usne meri unglian gIn dali
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#4144 | Male (आदमी)
Sir: Tere papa kal kyu daawat diye the?
Boy: Sir, Aap aaye the?
Sir: Haan
Boy: Apko nai malum?
Sir: Nhi
Boy: Sir, wo 11 fakiro ki dawat thi

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#4143 | Male (आदमी)
Santa went 2 a Shop & Said-
Black Colour ka bulb do

Shopkeeper asked-
Kaha lagana he?

Santa-
DopAhar ko andhera kar k sona he
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#4140 | Male (आदमी)
Boy 2 girl: I lv u & want 2 marry u.
Grl:Apni shaakl dekhi hai
boy: Dekhi hai to tere pass aaya hun warna
Katrina Kaif k pass na jata

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#4138 | Male (आदमी)
Santa-Batao Raste K Dono Taraf Ped Q Hote H
Banta-Polution Kam Karne K Liye
Santa-Galat
Q Ki, Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kaise Jayegi
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#4137 | Male (आदमी)
SANTA ne Padosan ko khat likha

'I LOVE YOU'
Or
niche likha

Mene English me isliye Likha He
ki
Teri MAA padh na sake
Ki
Muje Tumse Pyar Hai
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#4136 | Male (आदमी)
Santa- Yaar.. Tumhari Gardan Pe Ek Aajeeb Si Cheez Hai, Jise Dekh Kar Dar Lagta Hai

Banta- Aaccha.. Kya Hai Woh.?

Santa- Tera Chehera
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#4135 | Male (आदमी)
Santa: Yaar Banta, log humein Pagal q kehte hai?
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Bnta: chood na kar yaar logo ko.....









Tu NIMBU wali LASSI pee..

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#4134 | Male (आदमी)
1 Car ki nilami ho rhi thi 1lakh,2la,3la
GOLU shocked-Is khatare me aisa kya h
Seler-Iske 10acidnts hue h & hr bar sirf Bv mari h
GOLU:4lakh
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