Jokes for Topic: Male Female

Munna Bhai > Abay Sirkit,
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Sirkit > par Bhai aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna Bhai > Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada ha

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta

Santa: Should i buy tickets to my children.

Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8.

Santa: Thank god i have only 6 children

Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!

snata ne call milayi to aage se aawaz aayi .... aaapke khate me is call k liye bkaya rashi nai hai ....
snta : o koi ni9 soniye tere baat ho gyi ye kya kam hai ?

Ek Ladka Ladki Dekne Gaya
Dono 10 minute Tak Bat karte rahe
Ladki - Bhaiya aap kitne bhai-Bahen Ho?
Ladka:- Abtak 3 The par Ab 4 Ho Gaye

Larki apni Dadi se:
Men school nai jaungi. Raste men larke cherte hen...


DADI:
Bahane mat bana, ma bi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon,Mujy to koi nai cherta!

Santa Angoor bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha
'Aalu Le Lo Aalu'

BANTA: Ye to Angoor he

Santa: Chup ho ja Warna Makkhiya Sun legi

Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi

Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein 'A.G.' Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi Akele Mein To Mujhe 'A.G.' Nahi Kehti ?

Wife : Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne 'ABEY GADHE' Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega ?

Santa: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
santa: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha

RAAZ Was Kissing A Blank Paper
FARAZ-Ye Kya Hai?
R-Mri GF Ka Love Letter He
FARAZ-Magar Ye Toh Khali He
RAAZ-Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

RAAZ ne Darya mai Dubte hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya
Or Thori Dair Baad Dubara Phenk diya

Faraz-Aisa Q
RAAZ-Kahawat he
'Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal'

Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Santa -Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte

RAAZ ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata He
To
Wo Hr Ques K Neche

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Aisi Line Laga K Neche Likhta H
Scratch Kr K Answer Parh Lo

Ladki ka Baap: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho?
Ladka: 3 mahine se.

Baap: Me kaise yakin karu?
Ladkha: 6mahine rukiye yakin ho jayega!

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay…
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye

Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

DR. k Clinic k age lambi line lagi thi,
1 aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
log use piche kr dete the,
Aadmi bola- Lage raho salo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.

college ka 1st day...:->
naughty boyzz- what's ur name baby???
Girl- mujhe sab DIDI bulate hain!
Boy- wow!! what a coincident.....mujhe sab JEEJAJI bulate hain..:)

.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhy naukri de 3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe 4.Allaha tujhy barkat de Yad ho gaya? Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.

PATI-Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thi
BV-Paka Sakti Hu
Agar Tum B Aisa Aata Goondho
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karte The

Aniversary Par Santa Apni Biwi K Liye Gulab Ka Phul Le Kar Aya

Biwi:Muje Yeh Nahi Chahiye

Koi Sone Ki Cheez Do

Santa:Ye Le Takiya Aur So ja.

Husband gusse may:aaj tmne ye kesa khana bnaya hy?
Bilkul Gobar jesa!!

Wife: uff Mairey khudaia!! Iss Admi ne kia kia chakkha huwa hai.;-)

wife:mere irade bade nek hai, aap 1000 me se 1 hai.
Husband: dimag ke hum bhi don hai,pehle ye bata kamini,baki ke 999 kaun hai....

Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan he
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye

Girl Demand For Ice Cream..
Boy Purchased it..
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Only Thank U?
Girl: U Want Ki$S Na?
Boy:Chup Kar!! Aadhi Ice Cream De Mujhe.

santa- soch raha huin ki usa ghum aauin, kitane paise lagenge.
banta- kuch bhi nahi
santa- wo kaise?
banta- sochane ke paise nahi lagate.

GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu
Muje Bhul Jao
BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka Gum
Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam.

Girl: Iss blue pen ki kia price hai? Dukandar: Rs.700 Girl: uff! Aur goldon ki? Dukandar: 2 baar uff uff. .

Mom: My dear son, why your Wife sitting so silent..?

SON: Nothing mom, she asked lipstick, but i gave fevistick that's all.
No chip chip
no chik chik:-)

girl (pyar se): tum muze bhulna mat.
boy: are tum jaisi panoti ko bhulega bhi kaun!