Jokes for Topic: Male Female

Babu apni girlfriend se- darling kal ghar par aa jana koi bhi nahi hoga!
Jab ladki ghar par aati hai to sachmuch koi nahi tha.

Chayewala – bholi si surat aankho me masti dur khadi sarmaye haye haye!!
Ladki- kali si surat hatho me ketli dur khade chilaye chaye-chaye

Ladka : jaaneman is dil me chali aao
Ladki : chapal nikali kya?
Ladka : pagli, ye koi mandir nahi hai, aise hi aa jao.

Ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya,
unko baat krne k liye akele bitha diya
girl-(darte hue)bhaiya aap kitne bhai-behen ho
Boy-abhi tk to 3 the,ab 4 ho gye.

Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak hua tha tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha.ab 3 kaise?
Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.

Pahli ladki:- maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main 25 saal ki nahin ho jaati main shaadi nahin karungi.
Doosri ladki:-aur maine faisla kiya hai jab tak main shaadi nahin kar leti 25 ki nahin houngi.

Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha,
doosre din doosri ladki ke saath baitha tha,
teesre din teesri ladki ke saath baitha tha…
is kahani se shiksha milti hai:-ladkiyan badal jaati hain,ladke nahin.

College ke first day; Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai? Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai.. Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN!

ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”

Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:
Ye kya?
Rani boli miss call yaar.

Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi:aaj hum car se jaenge aur car main chalaungi.
Pati:-kon nahin,jaenge car main aur aaenge akhbaar main.

Patni:-sharab peen eke baad kya tumhe mera naam bhi yaad nahin rehta?
Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata hoon,meri jaan.

Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
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Boy : What.?!
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Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
Letters..!!
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Boy : I Knw. Its I Love You..
But I Dont..!!
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Girl : No.
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Boy : Then What..?
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Girl : Go To Hell !!

A fish is smoking and a man asks him 'Are'nt you scared you'll get cancer?'
Fish:' I don't have lungs to get cancer

Boy: Where Are You Going?

Girl: For Suicide..

Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?

Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo Will Come In Newspaper...

Santa was travelling in a train! A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't get up..
Santa shouted:'THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD!'....

Banta: I was the pilot for the president's helicopter.
Santa: Wow, thats Good! .But why did you leave the job?
Banta: The president told he was feeling cold and I switched off the fan on the top.

Girl: 'I'm Breaking Up With You.'

Boy: 'Ok, Can I Get A Last Hug?'

*Girl Hugs Boy*

Girl: 'Wait, Are You Covered In Glue?'

Boy: 'Yeah.':)

BOY: Lets Play A Game.
Except Hide And Seek.

GIRL: Why Not?!
I Love That Game!

BOY: Because A Girl Like
YOU Is Impossible To Find ... !

girlfriend msgs her boyfriend.
gf - darling wat r u doing?
bf - nthing much! really tired, just goin 2 sleep nw honey.. and u swthrt?







gf- in d club standing behind u..!;-)gaya bichara....

A bf, who is good in English, is teaching
his gf about tense.
Bf:- YOU LOVE ME. Which tense is it?
Gf:- PAST TENSE.

Boy was in bus,sudnly driver aplied brk, he fel on a girl n kisd her lips.Gal-hey wat r u doing?Boy-MBA u? She smiled said BSC. MORAL-alwys think abt studies.

A boy descending 4rm bike,right hand-purse&left hand-cellphone.
proposing a girl: oh! dear I really love U
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Girl:Hw do I believe?

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Boy:Look I hv an aeroplane,wireless satellite & a blank cheque of my father.

Husband kills his unfaithful wife,
while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping.

The weird thing was that d kid
didn't ask for his mom even 3 days after she went missing.

Father: Is there something u want to ask me?

Kid: I just wonder y mom is always
standing behind ur back ??

Me-I'm gonna study this year
I have to make my parents proud & get better grades..

Internet-Wh did u say ??

Me-Nothing,I love u baby

A Boy texts a girl
Boy: Hey!
Girl: Hi! What u doing?
Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Girl: Aww How cute!
Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m texting U!

Boy n girl on fb

girl:- “u never smile na??”

boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
...
girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”

boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”

girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”

boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”

Sister : where does all the rain water go?
Brother (irritated) : it goes to my head
Sister : now i know why you always have a running nose

Love Affair in school:
GIRL'S WAYS:
A girl sitting on THE 1st bench turns her back &
Sees THE boy Sitting on THE last bench & says- 'Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!'
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BOY'S WAYS:
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class
all his friends start shouting
'ABEY TERI WAALI AA GAYI'.

WIFE- chalo na car mein kahin ghumne chalte hai.or car mein drive karungi. Husband- Agar tum chalaogi to jayenge car mein or ayenge akhbar mein..

jabi 2 a englis Dr Tell him abt her ILL baby asMy baby is ill 1week dana eatda na slipda bas wipda hi wipdaA pn

Girl to boy: u will try to kiss me, mien shoor macha dongi,
Boy: Lakin yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
Girl: i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi