Jokes for Topic: School

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I'll Tell You Apka Dimag Kis Trah Ka He

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Apke Dimagh Me Kide H
QK Apko No. Or Alphabets Ki Pehchan Nai

Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha

Bachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche

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Es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.

Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.

Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?


Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon


Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?







Aj to itwar haI

Science Techr:
Agar kisi ladki ko Mirgi ka attack ho to usko lambe time tak kiss karo wo theek ho jayegi.
Student:- Par sir, usko ye attack dilaayen kaise?

Jai : Apni Galfrnd k sath Pahli date pr:

Ye Meri Pehli Date H Darling, Agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye,To Mujhe Chota Bhai Samajh Ke Maaf Kar Dena.

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen

Tcher 2 Stdt-Beta Ans sheet pr sabse phle kya likhna chahiye?

St-IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK H JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi H or
Yadi koi sambandh hai to wo co-incidence hoga..

Teacher- Aap Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya hai aur Aap Laddu Khila Rahe ho!

Netaji-50 Ki Class Me 40 Fail Hai..
Majority To mere bete Ke Sath Hai Na

Techar:Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kehte hai
GOLU:samajdar
Techar: aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi magne waale ko?

GOLU: boyfriend

Gabbar ne sholey film me thakur ke haath Q kate the nahi pata Q ki thakur Gabbar ko sms nahi karta tha baki samajhdar ko ishara kafi hai

Teacher-Batao A ke baad kya aata hai?
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Santa kafi der sochne ke baad bola
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'Kya Bolti Tu!':-:-)

Teacher: Tumhaare aur harish ka answer ek jaisa hai, woh kaise?
Student: Kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye.

professor to a student in classroom.
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'hey' apne baaju wale ko utha....!
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'tune sulaya hai to tu hi utha.....':):)

girl:Do U Love Me Lot.?
Boy: No.
Girl: what? u Not Love Me?
Boy: Ab Kya Khoon se Likh ke Du...Kya..?

Teacher: tell me the names of all the planets..,!!!
Studnt: venus... earth...mars....:-/
Teacher: aur sunao
Studnt: bs bdiya..,ap sunao...

Teacher : students semester system k fayde batao?

Students : sir fayda to pta nhi, par nuksan bohat hai,











Beizzati saaL me 2 bar ho jati hai. . .

TEACHER- AISA SENTENCE BANAO JISME URDU HINDI PUNJABI ENGLISH KA SAHI PRAYOG HUA HO?

SANTA-ISHQ DI GALI WICH NO ENTR

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji

1 Student Exam Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Ra Tha Teacher: Paper Me To Hand Ki Diagram Ka Ques To Nhi Hai Student: Sir Paper Banane Wale Pe Lanat Bhej Raha Hun.

College ke peeche nadi mein principle doob raha tha
pappu ne dekha aur zor zor se chillate huwe bhaaga
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Kal chutti hai...
kal chutti hai...

Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -
Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah.
Teacher-
Aur batao?
Santa-
Aur bas sab badhiya!
Mata raani ki kripa.
Aap sunao...??

Teacher-
Batao 'Ganga' kaha se nikalti h & kaha ja k Milti h?

Santa-
Sir Ganga School K Bahane Ghar se Nikal kar Mandir k Piche Kalu Se Milti H

nglish Tcher:Btao ya kon sa tense he?

'Me Nach rha hu,
Tum Nach rhe ho,
Wo Nach rhi he..hm sb Nach rhe he,'

STUDENT:Sir ye
'MUJRA Continous Tense'he. . .

eng sir- golu y r u late
golu- sir meri car....
sir-golu speak in english
golu-my car was fussing in the kichad
no hilling
no dolling
only po paa karing.

Teacher-pyar ho jata hai ya fir krna padta hai.
Girl:ladka 'hasi ko fasi samajhta ho' toh krna padta hai.
Aur agar 'sandal ki keemat' janta ho toh ho jata hai!

Master : Khali jaga pura karo..

900 chuhay kha kar Billi___chali..

Stdnt: 900 chohay kha kr Billi Matak Matak kr chali..

Master(Ghusse se)
Kharay ho jao, mazak krte ho?

Stdnt: Sir ye B mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna
900 chuhay kha kr Billi chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti...!

Santa teacher ne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye ..Question.
1. China kis Desh me hai ?
2. 15 Aug kis D luv u 2.ate ko Aati hai ?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kaun Dafan hai ?

Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.

SANTA : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

Santa ne Banta se kaha,
”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do
Aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge

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