Jokes for Topic: Social

LARKI : JAN MUJE AISE PURPOSE KARO JAISE AAJ TK
KISI NE NA KIYA HO
LARKA : KAMINI, I LOVE YOU,MUJSE SHADI KAR KE
MUJHE TABAHKAR DE KAMBAKHAT

Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.

Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?

Bhikari : Saab Rs 6 de do coffee pina hai
Man : Kyon ek coffee to Rs 3 mein milti hai
Bhikari : Par saab sath me girl friend hai
Man : Bhikari ho kar girl friend banali
Bhikari : Nai saab, girl friend ne bhikari bana diya

Ek doctor k clinic k bahar lambi line lagi huithi.. Ek sardar bar bar line me ghusta aur log ose bahar phenk dete. Usney kaha agay raho salo mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga

One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?

Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.



One: Woh kyun.?

Two: Kyun ke aaj kal “bluetooth” ka zamana hai yaar…

Man: Car Kyun Halki Ki?
Driver: Gear Badla Hai
Man: O Hram Khor Nikal Meri Car Se Meri Mojodgi Me Gear Badla Main Na Hota To Pori Car Bdal Deta

Ek operation ke bad patient bola-'Doctor saal kya ab me thik hu?' Jawab mila-'Doctor to neeche reh gaya mai to Chitragupt hu'

1st boss: Tumne us larki ko job Q nhi di?
2nd boss:Yr wo boht bewakuf thi
1st:Wo kese?
2nd:Kuch nhi bs jb maine usay bethne k liye kaha to wo chair dhundne lgi

Dukhi pappu bola: 'aisi zindgi se maut acchi'
Achanak Yamdut aaye bole: Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai.
Pappu Bola: Ye lo , ab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta

Pappu ne apni pregnant biwi ko Sms kiya 'Kaisi Ho ?'

Thodi der baad

Pappu zor-zor se nachne laga...
Kyoki uske mobile par msg aaya
'Mssg Delivered'

I've No Girlfriend



I've No Girl friend


I've No GirL Friend


I've No GirL Friend


Tum aPnay wA|i kA Number dE Do


Poori Das Ho jAin gI

Munnabhai: Circuit, Kutta kutte ko kaat ta hai, to wo injection kyo nahi leta hai.
Circuit: Simple hai bhai, Kutta hai bhai, wo bhi usko kaat leta hai.
haa haa haa

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai?
Nurse: Kya karo gay?
Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya

Santa kissed his GF in park

Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle

Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married

6 Hijede badhaai dene gaye.
-:Haye-Haye:- **Hume to 2100 Lenge 2100**
piche se aawaz aaiiiiiiiiiiii
abe 2300 lelo Usme FM Bhi Hain.

Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha…

Titanic

Teacher : Bunty ! Tumhara Sara Homework Galat Hai.
Aakhir Iska Kya Kaaran (Reason) Hai ??

Bunty : Ji, Kaaran To Papa Hi Bata Sakte Hain.

Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kiya karon? Main jis larki ka naam bhulana chata hoon. Us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha

Santa Water-Tank Saaf Karne Ke Liye Apne Ghar Ki Chhat Par Gaya.
Water-Tank Par Ek Kauwa (Crow) Baitha Tha.

Santa Jaldi Se Neeche Utra Aur Seedhi (ladder) Hata Lee,
Aur Kauwe Se Bola, Beta, Main To Neeche Utar Gaya, Ab Bina Seedhi Ke Tu Neeche Kaise Utrega ??

1 Andha aadmi air force mein bharti ke liye gaya

Major: Main tumhe kiss kam ke liye rakhu?

Aadmi: Sirf andhadhundh firing ke liye!

bhagvan shankar; bhakt main teri tapasya se khgush hua, bol tujhe kya chahiye?
bhakt;muze dj system do prabhu.
shankar; abe sale dj hota to main damru q bajata?

1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia

Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?

Chor ne jawaab dia....:

Teen Saal Qaid...!!!

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.

Banta- to isme prob kya hai?

Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi

Constable-Sir,

Humne sharab se bhara hua ek truck pakad liya hai.


Chulbul Pande-Usse kyaa hoga,
Ek truck sode ka aur ek namkeen ka bhi pakdo.

Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje 1 bhoot 2nd bhoot ko samja raha tha
ghabra mat. Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h

koi Rajnikant- vajnikant nai hota

A onion get married to cabbage
d nxt morning a friend asked
onion “How did u spend your first
night?”,
Onion said arre ek dusre ko
kholte-kholte hi subah ho gayi...!!!

Ek baccha mummy se pitne ke baad apne papa se :
Papa kabhi aap Africa gaye ho ?
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Papa: nhi beta ..
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Baccha: fir itni khofnak item kahan se le aaye...!!!

Aman : Yar chaman, sir ka msg aaya hai
ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karoon ?
Chaman : “Message sending fail” likh ke
bhej de...!!!

Height of Coolness-
2 frnds, after exam:
1-Koun sa paper tha?
2-Shayad Maths
1-Yani tune paper padha
2-Na yaar, wo aage wali Ladki CALCULATOR liye baithi thi.

Ma:beti shadi ke liye kon sa date fix kare?
Beti:22 Dec. Ma:Q? Beti(sharmate huye):Suna
hai us din saal ki sabsi lambi raat hoti hai...

TEACHER:-Kabir ka koi doha sunao..?
STUDENT:- ganga ji k ghat pe ghatna ghati gambheer, Raheem le gayo Meera ki Pappi fas gaye sant Kabeer...

RAAZ Rozana Apne Padosi Ki Bell

Baja K Bhag Jata Tha

Ek Din Padosi Ne Pakad Kar Pucha-Ye Kya Harkat
Hai?

RAAZ-Mai Miss Bell Marta Hu