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GOLU Ne Ek Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Kisi Ne Kha Bhai Sahab Ye Kya?
GOLU: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai.

#4978 | Social (सामाजिक)

Train chali
bheed badhi.
itne me break lage,
1 ladka ladki se ja takraya.
Ladki boli- janwar ho kya.
Ladka- Jaanto tum ho,
Hum to war hai..!!

#4977 | Social (सामाजिक)

GOLU: Kon Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaonga
Kon Kehta Hai Qayamt Ayegi Mai Mar Jaonga

Mai To Buss Ka Driver Hu Cut Mar Ke B NikaL Jaonga

#4939 | Social (सामाजिक)

Santa-GOD 1 kudi chahiye
God-Tu Muslim h to
KATRINA KAIF
dunga
Banya h to
YANA GUPTA
Pnjabi h to
KAREENA KAPUR
Bol tera nam kya h
Santa
MOHD SANTA SINGH AGGRWAL

#4938 | Social (सामाजिक)

Papa bete se- Tum shadi kab kroge?
Beta = Mein to shadi Dipawali pr kruga?
Papa = wo kyo?
Beta = kya pata dipawali offer m 1 k sath 1 free mil jaye....

#4933 | Social (सामाजिक)

G: Kon Ho Tm
B: Hasrat Tmhari
G: Dekhte Ho Kya
B: Surat Tmhari
G: Chahte Ho Kya
B: Mohabbat Tmhari
G: Pachtaoge bhot
B: Qismat Hmari
G: Married Hu Me
B: To Pehle hi Bhonk deti MANHOOS NAARI

#4932 | Social (सामाजिक)

Dentist to GOLU Apka
daant nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye
thoda sa DHEELA kr do
nikaal me khud lunga

#4920 | Social (सामाजिक)

Vakil- Paaglo Ka Anubhavi!

Talkies- Premiyo Ki Paryogshala!

Saas- Bahu Ki C.I.D.

Shaadi- Berozgar Yuvao Ki Barbaadi

#4919 | Social (सामाजिक)

UPDESH:
Daru pine se jindagi k problem solve nhi hoti.

EXPERT DRINKER'S ADVICE:
Problem toh doodh pine se bhi solve nhi hoti..

#4918 | Social (सामाजिक)

Madam to santa-Translate it to eng'Mere sir de Baal,Uud gaye hawa de naal' Santa's rply -'Hair of your tind ..Have gone with the wind ..Ting ting teeding'

#4917 | Social (सामाजिक)

GIRL-kya tm mjsepyar krte ho?
golu-ha
grl-lekin tm to meri parwah nhi krte
golu-oye...pyar krnewale kisi ki parwah nhi krte

#4916 | Social (सामाजिक)

Teacher-Batao sabse zyada nasha kaunsi cheez me hota hai? Students-Books me.. Teacher-Wo kaise? Student-Kholte hi nind aa jati hai..!Gnt

#4915 | Social (सामाजिक)

santa ne ekk admi ke thappad maar diya..
admi- meri kya galti thi??
santa-tum salo galti karo iske liye hum intjaar thode hi karenge.............

#4845 | Social (सामाजिक)

Ladke wale Ladki k ghar aaye Or Pucha...

''Ladki kuch karti bhi hai...??''
Ladki ki Maa - Han Ji...
11 Rupes Main Pure 1100 SMS Krti hai wo bhi 7 din me..

#4844 | Social (सामाजिक)

Nepali ko chirag mila.
Jin nikla bola: 3 wish mango!
Np:
1.Ek Bara bangla
2.Ush men khoob daulatmnd aadmi

3.Ushka Chokidar humko bana do.
;-)

#4843 | Social (सामाजिक)

Santa-Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?

Banta-Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logo ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)

#4842 | Social (सामाजिक)

Pappu prays 4 2 hours daily
Hey Bhagwan meri lotery lagade!
After 1 hour bhagwan angrily appears & says
'ticket to lele bhikaari'

#4841 | Social (सामाजिक)

GOLU: Ise mahine maine bahut Shopping ki,
Car,Laptop,Iphone,

MOLU:yaar Tumhare papa ka Bussiness kya he

GOLU:Wo pyaaz bhechte hai..!

#4839 | Social (सामाजिक)

phone rings tring tring..

1st: hello prakash he?

2nd: nahi he..

1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayega.

#4838 | Social (सामाजिक)

a child prayed to god shivji
plz give a cycle
bt he did't get
next day he stole a statue of Ganesha & wrote a letter to Shivji
AGAR BACHA CHAHIYE TO CYCLE LEKE MANDIR AJA>>>>>>>>

#4831 | Social (सामाजिक)

Girl : is valentine pe muje aisa gift do jo sbse mehnga ho

Boy : thik he

Girl : kya doge ?

Boy : sharmate hue

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'PYAAZ'

#4830 | Social (सामाजिक)

One snake to other
1st- Arrey yar lagta hai mera jahar kam nahi kar raha.
2nd- Kaise?
1st- Abhi abhi maine khud ko kata hai lekin kuch nahi hua

#4829 | Social (सामाजिक)

PAAV BHAJI k liye aapko chahiye:

Aaloo-1 Kg.

Tamatar-5 piece.

Masala-1 Packet.

Namak-Swad Anusar.

Pyaaz-AUKAAT Anusaar.

#4666 | Social (सामाजिक)

Circuit bhai naukar ne chandi ka chammach chori kar liya Munna kaun sa wala Circuit woich bhai jo apun hotel se chori kar ke laye the

#4665 | Social (सामाजिक)

Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya! Ring mastar: Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai? Boy : Main aata hoon par pehle iss sher ko peeche karo

#4645 | Social (सामाजिक)

Son-Jeevan Bima Se Kya Hota Hai
Baap-Beta,Bima Ek Garib Aadmi Ko Zindagi Bhar Garib Rakhta Hai Taki Marne Ke Baad Ye Amir Ho Jaye

#4644 | Social (सामाजिक)

once a repoter asked rajnikant - aap pe itne jokes bante h, itni insult hoti h, aapko bura nhi lagta....

rajnikant-aapko ye sb joke lagta h...???

#4643 | Social (सामाजिक)

Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai
Dost Usko Chup Karane K
Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye?

Admi-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa

Dost-Q?

Admi -Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krana Hai

#4630 | Social (सामाजिक)

Nurse-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ?

Darbar Doctor -
Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha who mar gaya !

Nurse- Sir woh operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha

#4629 | Social (सामाजिक)

Santa Apne Bete Se-Kya mai Tumhari padhne me help karu
Beta-Nai Dad,Mai Bina Apki Help ke hi fail hona Chahta Hu

#4509 | Social (सामाजिक)

Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti.

#4508 | Social (सामाजिक)

Ek Aadmi
Dusre Aadmi Se

Ye Bachche Itne
Shararti Kyu Hote He?

Dusra Bola

Jo Cheez Banti
SharaRat Se He Wo
Sharif Kaise Ho sakti

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