Jokes for Topic: Student Teacher

Teacher:haradhon ki 10 ladke kiun hai?
Student:ladki ki asa mein.

Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.

Teacher – bolo A for Apple ,
Student – A for apple,
Teacher – jor se bolo,
Student – jai mata dee!!

Pitaji:- itne kam no. ? do thapad marne chahiye!
Tinku:- ha papa,chalo maine us mastarji ka ghar dekha hai!!

Teacher:-batao baad aur sukhe main kya fark hai?
Mantra ka beta:- sir zamin aasmaan ka.
Teacher:-batao who kaise?
Mantra ka beta:- sir, sukhe main mere papa jeep se daura karte hain aur baad main helicopter main.

adhyaapak:-bachcho batao ki doodh ko kharab hone se bachane ke liye kya karne chaahiye?
sonu:-ji sir use pi lena chahiye.

teacher:-bahcho aaykar,bikrikar,bhoomikar se milta jolta koi aur shabd batao.
bachcha:-sir ek nahin teen shabd sune hain,sunil gawaskar,sachin tendulkar aur dilip vangaskar.

Teacher- Y are u sleeping in the class???

Student- Ur voice is so sweet
thatz Y i am getting sleep.

Teacher- Then Y other ppl r not sleeping???
Studsssent- They aren't listening 2 u mam...

Teachr: Where is your Asignmnt
book?
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting with
students who said dat you are not the
most
beautiful
teacher in this college.

question paper dekha to yeh jaana sanam exam musibat hai yeh maana sanam ab yahaan se kahaan jaaye hum paper lekh lekh ke mar jaaye hum

It is time 4 EXAMINATION..
study with CONCENTRATION.,
English with PUNCTUATION...
Maths with CALCULATION..
Biology with CLASSIFICATION..
Chemistry with COMBINATION..
Now where is time 4 RELAXATION.

examination is garden success is flower god bless you with power to pluck this flower

Kitab khulte hi exam ka sama chaa jaata Aise mausam main hi to dimag ka dahi hota Dimag ki baat paper par nahi a pati Yeh afsna to result mei hi bayaan hota

PYAASI NIGAHO SE JALTA RHA MERI CHAHAT KA DIYA....
kooch importamt bata de mere yaar mene abhi shuru bhi nahi kiya.....

Kal raat bahut dino ke baad kitaab kholi to ehsaas hua Ki kitaab kholne ke baad jo need aati hai wo neend ki Golo khane ke baad bhi nahi aati

TUDENT LYF
9am-wakeup
10am-breakfast
11am-thnkng 2 score 80%
1pm-lunch den sleep
5pm-tea
6pm-thnkng 2 score 60%
9pm-diner
10pm-BHAGWAN BAS PAS KRDe

exam ka sabse hansi wala samay kaun sa hai
jab ham paper mai kuch nahi likhe ho aur teacher kahe apni copy chupao bagal wala dekh raha hai

Engr's k dilo ki awaz...
Zndgi ka rukh mod denge,
Sari bndishen tod denge...
Ye sem jaise-taise pass ho jaye yar....
Nxt sem mein pakka fodd denge...

May ur xams be like d pieces of chocolate cake,very easy and satisfying and tasting marvelous alot of love for a nice person and wish u good luck

Two Reasons To Give
Exam …

1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .

2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored … Who Usually
Bore You …

Students Attitude :-

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At The Time Of Exam Preparation:-

Ah V Ho Gya :D

Ah V Ho Gya ((:

Ah V Ho Gya xD

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In EXAM: Ah Ki Ho Gya :o

Quote 4 students-
2 days before the exam-We refer foreign author
1 day before exam-We refer local author
On the day of exam-We r the authors

As long as learning is linked with earning,
As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
We must take this examination system seriously.
Best of luck!

It takes
3 months for a Writer
2 months for a Doctor
1 month for a Lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a Student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!

Teacher:' What is your name?'.
Student: ' Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'

Teacher:' When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student:' My name is Sunlight

Teacher: Bachon kasam khao kabhi Sharab,Cigrte,Ladki inko nahi chuoge, aur desh ke liye jan doge! Bache: de denge sir, aisi jindgi jikar kya karenge.

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

Teacher- Soch or Veham me kya fark hai,.. Student- aap ki beti sundar hai ye hamari soch hai,or woh hamare hath se bach jayegi ye aapka veham hai.

Teacher-santa tum kal skul kyu nahn aaye.
Santa-gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Teacher-kahan gire kahan lagi?
Santa-takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi.

Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .

Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->

Teacher Kisses Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae

Student Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui

Teacher : you are late today,
school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho???

Student : sir aap mer fikar na kia karen
aap school shuru karwa dia karen.