Jokes for Topic: Student Teacher

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#5479 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Hindi teacher asks-KAAL kitne prakar ke hote hai?
SANTA -7 prakar k
Local kaal, STD kaal, ISD kaal, Missed kaal,Receivd kaal, Dialled kaal and sasriy kaal,

#5402 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?
Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai k rastay ma he nails bar jatay hai

#5310 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Tchar-'BHAI CHAREY' ka jumla bnao

RAAZ-Jub dudh wale se pucha
ke tum doodh itna mehnga Q bechte ho
To wo bola BHAI CHARA mehnga ho Gya hai

#5264 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

TCHR-
Ande me se Murgi ka Bacha kaise nikla?
SANTA-Madam, Ye koi badi bat nhi he. Zyada Interesting Ye he ki wo Usme Ghusa kaise

#5257 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Master:tumne homework nahi kiya,batao kya saza du?
Child:wo ladki jo last seat pe bathi hai,uske sath bathroom me band kar do.

#5155 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

#5143 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Wife:- Bakray ki zubaan pakaai ha khaao gay?
Husbnd: Main moonh se nikli huvi cheez nahi khata.,.
Wife: To phir anda bana doon?:-P

#5142 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Santa:'Maths vich fail kyu hoya'..

SON:1st day Tchr kendi 5+3=8..

Agle din kendi 6+2=8..

fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..:-

#5125 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Grandpa: Teri Teachr aa rahi hai.Ja chup jaa. Grandson: Pehle aap chup jao. Aapki maut ke bahane maine do hafton ka leave le rakha hai.

#5124 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle bhi Students kehte the,Aj b Kehte hen Or Qayamat tak Kahngay?

Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start.

#5081 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

teacher- is muhawre ko samjhao
'kiya karaye par pani firna'

student-very simple
jese hi mene toilet ka flush chalaya, mere kiye karaye par pani fir gaya

#5035 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Teacher:
Beta Tumhare Abbu Kia Karte Hain??

Pappu:
Jo Ammi Kehti Hain..:-

#5020 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Techar: Ye Kiska Signature H
'@@@@@@@'

Student: Mere Pitaji Ka.?

Tchr:Aisa Kaise?

Student:Ji,Wo 'JALEBI' Bechte Hai..Hath Aise Hi Chalte Hai

#5007 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Doctor: kiske liye chasma banana chahate ho ?

GOLU: MASTER JEE ke liye me unhe Gadha dikhaye deta hu

#4976 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

TEACHR- tanse kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Boy- Past, Present, Future.
Tchr- very good. exmpl do,
Boy- Kal apke beti ko dekha ,
Aj pyar karta hu,
Kal bhaga ke le jaunga.

#4975 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

MOLU:kya tum pass ho Gaye
GOLU:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
MOLU:kese
GOLU: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he

#4968 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Aman class mein ek gadha
le kar aaya.
Teacher : Iss ko q laye ho?
Aman,”Teacher aap ne hi toh kaha
tha,” “ki aap ne kai gadhon ko
Insan banaya hai,”
Ab Banao...!!!

#4949 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Tcher-Mai chahti hu ki tum jeewan me teji se aage badho
Raste ki rukavato ko kuchal do
GOLU-Sidhe Bola Na ap hme Train ka driver bnana
chahti ho

#4937 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Father: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8

Aglay Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8

Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8

Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya paas Karengi…!

#4922 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Teacher -Past, present, future ka 1 example main deti hu Or 1 tum do
Techer-mai sunder thi, hu, aur rahungi
Student-Apko veham tha, hai Or rahega

#4893 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Teachar-'mai teri jaan nikal dungi' ka future tense kya hoga?

Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..

Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga

#4884 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai ''Teacher'' Se Pyar Karna.

Friend- Kyu?
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Boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!!
Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo

#4837 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?

Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai...

#4706 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Teachar(Pappu Se): 2 aisi cheezo ke naam btao,
jinhe nashte me nhi kha sakte
Pappu:Sir, ek LUNCH AUR dusra DINNER !

#4560 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Teacher: Yeh kis ka sign hai? '@@@@@@'
Student: Meri mummy ke.
Teacher aisa kaisa naam hai?
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Student : Jalebi

#4556 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands 0utside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

'OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..

#4438 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

sir: aj pehli bar tum class mai bate kr rahe ho, hamesa tum najre jhuka k meri bate sunte the, toh aaj kya ho gaya hai tumhe???
stdnt: sir aaj mera SMS PACK khatam ho gaya hai.. :)

#4378 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Teacher:-Batao Mahatma Gandhi kaha paida huye, aur unhone talim kaha hasil ki?
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Papu:-Ji wo hospital mein paida huye aur school mein talim hasil ki.

#4176 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Teacher: Name a device which turns your thoughts into speech.
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Santa: Daaruu madam ji (Alcohol) ............:-)

#4045 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

madm children se poochti hai 'batao sabse zyada barish kaha par girti hai ' ek bacha thodi der sochne ke baad kehta hai 'mam zameen par'.

#4043 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

student[shoking]-miss jaldi police ko phone kro jaldi
miss[shoked]-par kyon kya hua????
student - vo meri pencil kho gai hai report likhwani hai

#4005 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)

Gunde ka beta oral exan mein fail ho gaya.
Aur aakar apne baap se bola, un logon ne 3 ghante tak mere se puchtach ki magar apun bhi teri aulaad hai saala kush nhi bola..:D

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