Jokes | चुटकुले
#4348 | General (सामान्य)
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.
#4347 | Kid (बच्चा)
jyotish - tumhari jindagi me14 ladkiya ayengi.
boy-oh yes,ye hui na baat.''what a life''
jyotish -jyada khush mtho bete ek patni or 13 betiya hongi....
boy-oh yes,ye hui na baat.''what a life''
jyotish -jyada khush mtho bete ek patni or 13 betiya hongi....
#4346 | Kid (बच्चा)
Father: Exam me kitne no. aaye
Santa: 1 nahi aaya, baaki pure aaye hai
Father: Saabas, 99 no laya hai mera beta
Santa: Nahi maine kaha 100 me se 1 nahi aaya, 00 aaye hai
Santa: 1 nahi aaya, baaki pure aaye hai
Father: Saabas, 99 no laya hai mera beta
Santa: Nahi maine kaha 100 me se 1 nahi aaya, 00 aaye hai
#4345 | Female (महिला)
Boy Ask A Girl 'bidayi' Ke Time Pe Ladkiyan Roti Kyu Hai?
Girl:- ' KAMAINE' agar tujhe pata chale ki shar se door le jake koi tujhse bartan majvayeda to tu kya nachega
Girl:- ' KAMAINE' agar tujhe pata chale ki shar se door le jake koi tujhse bartan majvayeda to tu kya nachega
#4344 | General (सामान्य)
2 dost ek hi exm me 2 ri bar fail ho gaye
1 dost- chal yaar suicide karte hai,
2 dost- abe pagla gaya h kya agle janam fir 'jr.KG' se shuru karna padega.....
1 dost- chal yaar suicide karte hai,
2 dost- abe pagla gaya h kya agle janam fir 'jr.KG' se shuru karna padega.....
#4343 | Female (महिला)
Ek Daaku (Lady Se)
Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De?
Lady- Le,
Ye Le,
Payal Le,
Jhumke Le,
Chudi Le,
Chain Le,
Long Le,
Sab Le Le.
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LUGAAI ban Ja Kutte
Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De?
Lady- Le,
Ye Le,
Payal Le,
Jhumke Le,
Chudi Le,
Chain Le,
Long Le,
Sab Le Le.
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LUGAAI ban Ja Kutte
#4342 | Male (आदमी)
Santa: shirt silwane k liye 1 achha kapda dikhao.
Salesman: plain me dikhau?
Santa: nahi helicopter me dikha saale bandar yahi pe dikha,,,:-,
Salesman: plain me dikhau?
Santa: nahi helicopter me dikha saale bandar yahi pe dikha,,,:-,
#4341 | Male (आदमी)
Pathan Student:
Miss kya raat ko aap mujhe Call kar rahi thi?
Miss:
No
Pathan Student:
Kamal hai
subha mere Mobile pe likha tha: (MISS Call)
Miss kya raat ko aap mujhe Call kar rahi thi?
Miss:
No
Pathan Student:
Kamal hai
subha mere Mobile pe likha tha: (MISS Call)
#4340 | Male (आदमी)
Santa- oye yaar! Tu mujhe sms 2-2 baar kyu bhejta hai..?
Banta- oye! Ek sms tu rakh liya kar aur ek forward kar diya kar.
Banta- oye! Ek sms tu rakh liya kar aur ek forward kar diya kar.
#4339 | Kid (बच्चा)
Camera man studio mein chote bacche se:
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se kabutar niklega.
Baccha-
Focus adjust kar,
gawaron wali batein na kar,FB par lagani hai pic..:p
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se kabutar niklega.
Baccha-
Focus adjust kar,
gawaron wali batein na kar,FB par lagani hai pic..:p
#4338 | Kid (बच्चा)
Teacher : Repeat the sentence
'Delhi me Qutub Minar Hai..'
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Student (in a sleepy tone) :
'Dubai mein Kutta beemar Hai....
'Delhi me Qutub Minar Hai..'
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Student (in a sleepy tone) :
'Dubai mein Kutta beemar Hai....
#4337 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Technology Impact:
Year 2050 Mein Pita Gusse Mein Apne Nursery Ke Bache Se:
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Mene Tumhe Hazaro Baar Bataya Hai…..
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Ki Tum Vastav Mein
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Paida Hue The Na Ki Download…
Year 2050 Mein Pita Gusse Mein Apne Nursery Ke Bache Se:
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Mene Tumhe Hazaro Baar Bataya Hai…..
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Ki Tum Vastav Mein
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Paida Hue The Na Ki Download…
#4336 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Boy : may I kiss u?
Girl : No
Boy again : May I kiss u?
Girl : No.. Boy desperately
asks :
PLEASEEEEE
MAY I KISS U?
Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya ?
Girl : No
Boy again : May I kiss u?
Girl : No.. Boy desperately
asks :
PLEASEEEEE
MAY I KISS U?
Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya ?
#4335 | Male (आदमी)
athan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di,,,
Kyun Ke Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ke
Mein Apni Zindagi,,
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'Shan' Aur 'Shoukat' Ke Sath Guzarna Chahti Hon..!! =P
Kyun Ke Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ke
Mein Apni Zindagi,,
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'Shan' Aur 'Shoukat' Ke Sath Guzarna Chahti Hon..!! =P
#4334 | Male (आदमी)
Ek kanjus ko electric current Laga..
Uski wife:
Aap theek toh ho na?
Kanjus:
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Mai theek hu..
tu meter dekh, UNIT kitne badhe..??
Uski wife:
Aap theek toh ho na?
Kanjus:
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Mai theek hu..
tu meter dekh, UNIT kitne badhe..??
#4333 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne k baad murgik 1 bache ne kaha,hum saato ne road cross karli.
7 kaise?
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Socho,
Aur socho,
read msg again,
than scroll down,
Arey yaar,bache hai kuch b bolte rehte hai..
aap tension mat lo..
Road cross karne k baad murgik 1 bache ne kaha,hum saato ne road cross karli.
7 kaise?
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Socho,
Aur socho,
read msg again,
than scroll down,
Arey yaar,bache hai kuch b bolte rehte hai..
aap tension mat lo..
#4332 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Height of Torture !!!
Bf-aaj i am very tensed, mood kharab hai, sirr bhi dukh raha hai...
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Gf-hmmm!!!
Acha wo sab chodo,ye dekho!!
mera naya purse!!!...
Bf-aaj i am very tensed, mood kharab hai, sirr bhi dukh raha hai...
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Gf-hmmm!!!
Acha wo sab chodo,ye dekho!!
mera naya purse!!!...
#4331 | Male (आदमी)
1 boy ladki ko impress krne ke chakkar me bike se gir pada...
girl:Ooh! Aapko kahin chot to nhi lagi?
Boy : Hat pagli! Hum to gaadi se aise hi utarte hain...!!
girl:Ooh! Aapko kahin chot to nhi lagi?
Boy : Hat pagli! Hum to gaadi se aise hi utarte hain...!!
#4330 | Male (आदमी)
Santa nahi sudhrega:
policeman:
sab sach bata varna chaddi uttar k marunga.
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Santa: saab galti Maine ki hai aap kyun chaddi uttaro gey.
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Koi samjhao yaar
policeman:
sab sach bata varna chaddi uttar k marunga.
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Santa: saab galti Maine ki hai aap kyun chaddi uttaro gey.
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Koi samjhao yaar
#4329 | Male (आदमी)
Girl (in train) :- can i sit here ?
Boy :- it all urs .........
Girl :- can i take some water ?
Boy :- my pleasure ............
Girl :- Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ?
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Boy :- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend aa rahi hai ........
Boy :- it all urs .........
Girl :- can i take some water ?
Boy :- my pleasure ............
Girl :- Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ?
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Boy :- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend aa rahi hai ........
#4328 | Male (आदमी)
ek dost ne dosre dost se pocha: sonu, kya tere papa ko tere cigarette ki adat ki bare main pata hai? to dost ne kaha: aray yaar cigarette ki bare main tu pata nahi magar mere charas ki bare main usko pata hai
#4327 | Kid (बच्चा)
Santa:Aap Mujhe School
Kyo Bhejti Hai ?
Mummy:Taki Tum Ek
Achchhe Insan Ban Sako
Santa:Lekin,
Teacher 2 Mujhe Hamesha
Murga Banati Hai !
Kyo Bhejti Hai ?
Mummy:Taki Tum Ek
Achchhe Insan Ban Sako
Santa:Lekin,
Teacher 2 Mujhe Hamesha
Murga Banati Hai !
#4326 | Male (आदमी)
Police:
Hame Aap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hy,
Pata Chala Hy K Aap K Ghar Mai Koi Dehshat Gard Hy.
Husband:
Khabar To Pakki Hy,
Per Abhi WOH Maikay Gai Hui Hy....
Hame Aap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hy,
Pata Chala Hy K Aap K Ghar Mai Koi Dehshat Gard Hy.
Husband:
Khabar To Pakki Hy,
Per Abhi WOH Maikay Gai Hui Hy....
#4325 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Larki ka Baap Larki se..
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?
Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?
Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!
#4324 | Male (आदमी)
Bhakt: Baba mein dukhi hu.
NIRMAL BABA: Aap ke pas SmsJokes4u ke sms aate hai.
Bhakt: Haanji
Baba: Reply karte ho
Bhakt: Nahi
Baba: Roj reply karo..
Kripa aani shuru ho jaygi.
NIRMAL BABA: Aap ke pas SmsJokes4u ke sms aate hai.
Bhakt: Haanji
Baba: Reply karte ho
Bhakt: Nahi
Baba: Roj reply karo..
Kripa aani shuru ho jaygi.
#4323 | Male (आदमी)
Teacher: Kutta Dum kuyn halata hai ?
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Santa: Sir Kuyn K Dum Kuttay ko nahi hilla sakti
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Santa: Sir Kuyn K Dum Kuttay ko nahi hilla sakti
#4322 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl: Kya main apko janti hu.
Boy: Jaldi de de behen Samosa khake aaya hu.
mirchi lagi hai
drame baad mein kar liyo.
Girl: Kya main apko janti hu.
Boy: Jaldi de de behen Samosa khake aaya hu.
mirchi lagi hai
drame baad mein kar liyo.
#4320 | Male (आदमी)
Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj Kal..??
Boy: Ji EnGineering
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Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai-Wadhai Karte Hoge.
Boy: Ji EnGineering
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Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai-Wadhai Karte Hoge.
#4319 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
Boy: I love you i can't live without u.. Mar jaunga,Mit jaunga,tere pyar me fanah ho jaunga.. :(
Girl : Hmm.. Dekh le jaise b tujhe thik lage.
Girl : Hmm.. Dekh le jaise b tujhe thik lage.
#4318 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Biwi ne Board dekha
Banarsi Saree Rs10
Naylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-
Wife: mujhe 500
rs do me 50 saree
khridungi
Pati-Surdas ki Ma
ye LAUNDRY ki dukan h
Banarsi Saree Rs10
Naylon saree 8/-
Cotton saree 5/-
Wife: mujhe 500
rs do me 50 saree
khridungi
Pati-Surdas ki Ma
ye LAUNDRY ki dukan h
#4317 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Boy (kamina) ne 1 ladki ko call ki..
Boy - Hello Jan I love U..
Ladki - Sachi..
Boy - Really..
Ladki (maha kamini) - Jaanu 100 ka recharge karwo do plz...
Boy - Sorry behen wrong number..
Boy - Hello Jan I love U..
Ladki - Sachi..
Boy - Really..
Ladki (maha kamini) - Jaanu 100 ka recharge karwo do plz...
Boy - Sorry behen wrong number..