Jokes | चुटकुले
#4188 | Male (आदमी)
Boyfriend: Mujhe Maaf Kar Do
Maine Tumse Chupaya.Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai
Girlfriend:
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Aray Koi Baat Nahi
Chalo ao Aaj Main Tumhe Apne Bachon Se Milwati Hun.....
Maine Tumse Chupaya.Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai
Girlfriend:
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Aray Koi Baat Nahi
Chalo ao Aaj Main Tumhe Apne Bachon Se Milwati Hun.....
#4187 | Male (आदमी)
Santa k marne k baad 62 yamdoot aaye,
2 yamdoot sawal puch rahe the
Aur baki k 60 yamdoot,
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santa ko sawal samjha rahe the.
2 yamdoot sawal puch rahe the
Aur baki k 60 yamdoot,
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santa ko sawal samjha rahe the.
#4186 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya: kahan hain aap?
Shohar: tumhain who jewelry shop yaad hai jahan tumhain ek diamond ka set pasand aya tha?
Biwi (khush hote huye): Han han mujhe yaad hai.
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Shohar: Mein us ke sath wali shop mein baal katwa raha hun..
Shohar: tumhain who jewelry shop yaad hai jahan tumhain ek diamond ka set pasand aya tha?
Biwi (khush hote huye): Han han mujhe yaad hai.
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Shohar: Mein us ke sath wali shop mein baal katwa raha hun..
#4185 | Male (आदमी)
Teacher santa se Koi aisa sentence bnao jis me
'MAGAR' 2 bar istemaal hua ho,
santa:-
'Wo Mere aage chal rahi thi or main us k,
MAGAR MAGAR'
:-)
'MAGAR' 2 bar istemaal hua ho,
santa:-
'Wo Mere aage chal rahi thi or main us k,
MAGAR MAGAR'
:-)
#4184 | Kid (बच्चा)
Kid:can i go to toilet?
Teacher: (correcting)
may i go to the toilet ?
Kid: chup chap baithi reh jyada chalak na ban pehle main jaunga
Teacher: (correcting)
may i go to the toilet ?
Kid: chup chap baithi reh jyada chalak na ban pehle main jaunga
#4183 | Male (आदमी)
Nirmal Baba:- gagan Ke SMS jab aate hai tab dyan se Padhte ho..?
Bhakt : Haan, Baba ji..
Baba :Vapas Reply Karte ho..?
Bhakt : Nahi Baba ji..
Baba :Tabhi to 'KIRPA' ruki hui hai, Reply kiya Karo, kirpa ayegi Karodpati ban jaoge, jese m ban gya.
Bhakt : Haan, Baba ji..
Baba :Vapas Reply Karte ho..?
Bhakt : Nahi Baba ji..
Baba :Tabhi to 'KIRPA' ruki hui hai, Reply kiya Karo, kirpa ayegi Karodpati ban jaoge, jese m ban gya.
#4182 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Ek_Aurat faSt
Chalti train me
Chadi to logo ne
Kaha: 'Kamaal ki
Aurat hai..!'
tO Aurat ne
Kaha: 'Kamaal tO
mera devar
Hy
me tO Jamaal ki
Aurat hu
Chalti train me
Chadi to logo ne
Kaha: 'Kamaal ki
Aurat hai..!'
tO Aurat ne
Kaha: 'Kamaal tO
mera devar
Hy
me tO Jamaal ki
Aurat hu
#4181 | Kid (बच्चा)
Bhakt: He Bhagwaan kya aap meri sharaab chudwa sakte ho?
Bhagwaan : Kyu nahi beta.
Bhakt: To meri 12 botal scotch Goa Police ne japt ki hai, wo chudwa do..
Bhagwaan : Kyu nahi beta.
Bhakt: To meri 12 botal scotch Goa Police ne japt ki hai, wo chudwa do..
#4180 | Kid (बच्चा)
Dad: beta 5 k bad kya ata h?
Son-6,7
Dad:wah mera briliant beta
Or 6,7 k bad?
Son-8,9,10
Dad-kya bat hai beta wah, aur uske bad?
Son-gulam,begum,badshah:
Son-6,7
Dad:wah mera briliant beta
Or 6,7 k bad?
Son-8,9,10
Dad-kya bat hai beta wah, aur uske bad?
Son-gulam,begum,badshah:
#4179 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
A kanjus boy fall in love wid kanjus girl,
Girl:- jab DAD so jaynge to mei gali me sikka phaink dungi tum foran andr aa jana,
Lakin boy 1 ghante baad aya...
Girl:-itni der kyo lga di.
Boy:-mai sika dhund rha tha
Girl:- pagal vo toh meine dhaga bandh k phenka tha
Girl:- jab DAD so jaynge to mei gali me sikka phaink dungi tum foran andr aa jana,
Lakin boy 1 ghante baad aya...
Girl:-itni der kyo lga di.
Boy:-mai sika dhund rha tha
Girl:- pagal vo toh meine dhaga bandh k phenka tha
#4178 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Boy-Hi darling kaisi h?
Girl-Kon?
Boy-Tera aashiq hu Jaan!
Grl-Tu Bunty h?
Boy-Ha tuje kaise pta?
Grl-Tu Bansi Lal ka ladka h?
Boy-Ha par kaise pta?
Grl-Tu Ram Lal ka pota hi h na?
Boy-Ha ha par kaise pta chala
Grl-Haramzade me teri behen hu, Ghar pe phone ghuma diya tune
Tu ghar aa fir btati hu..
Girl-Kon?
Boy-Tera aashiq hu Jaan!
Grl-Tu Bunty h?
Boy-Ha tuje kaise pta?
Grl-Tu Bansi Lal ka ladka h?
Boy-Ha par kaise pta?
Grl-Tu Ram Lal ka pota hi h na?
Boy-Ha ha par kaise pta chala
Grl-Haramzade me teri behen hu, Ghar pe phone ghuma diya tune
Tu ghar aa fir btati hu..
#4177 | Beggar (भिखारी)
Fakeer:Maaji Bhukha Hu, Khuda Ke Naam pe Khana De Do
Maaji:Khana Abhi Nahi Paka
Fakeer:FaceBook Pe RAHIM CHACHA k Naam Se Hu
Pak Jaye To update kar dena..;)
Maaji:Khana Abhi Nahi Paka
Fakeer:FaceBook Pe RAHIM CHACHA k Naam Se Hu
Pak Jaye To update kar dena..;)
#4176 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher: Name a device which turns your thoughts into speech.
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Santa: Daaruu madam ji (Alcohol) ............:-)
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Santa: Daaruu madam ji (Alcohol) ............:-)
#4175 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
Gujarati wife : Shahjahan ne Mumtaz ki yaad me TAJMAHAL BANaya,
aap mere marne k baad kya BANdhyege..??
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Husband: Manju mausi ka tiffin
aap mere marne k baad kya BANdhyege..??
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Husband: Manju mausi ka tiffin
#4174 | Male (आदमी)
Santa: Mujhe Patni Ka Hath Bantana Hai
Chutti Chahiye.
Boss: Nahi Milegi.
Santa: Shukriya,Janta Tha Musibat Ki Samay Aap Hi Madad Karenge.
Chutti Chahiye.
Boss: Nahi Milegi.
Santa: Shukriya,Janta Tha Musibat Ki Samay Aap Hi Madad Karenge.
#4173 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Boy:Hame mile abi 3 din hue he aur tumne shaadi ka faisla b kar liya!
GirL:Main us Bank me 3 saal se hu jisme tumara A/C hai.!
GirL:Main us Bank me 3 saal se hu jisme tumara A/C hai.!
#4172 | Male (आदमी)
Sense Of Responsibility:
A man goes in Library
& asks Librarian
for a book on 'Suicide' ..
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Librarian:
O Bhaisaab ! Vapis kon dene aayega??
A man goes in Library
& asks Librarian
for a book on 'Suicide' ..
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Librarian:
O Bhaisaab ! Vapis kon dene aayega??
#4171 | Male (आदमी)
Hanuman-Bhagwan ab me dharti par nhi reh sakta..
God-Q.?
Hnuman-Pehle log lait kar matha tekte the
fir thoda sa juk kar matha tekne lage.. MAI fir b khush tha.. lekin ab to ghor kalyug aa gaya hai GOD-kya hua? Aaj mandir me ek ladki aayi aur haath hila kar boli-'HI,HANNU;-)
God-Q.?
Hnuman-Pehle log lait kar matha tekte the
fir thoda sa juk kar matha tekne lage.. MAI fir b khush tha.. lekin ab to ghor kalyug aa gaya hai GOD-kya hua? Aaj mandir me ek ladki aayi aur haath hila kar boli-'HI,HANNU;-)
#4170 | Male (आदमी)
Policeman to santa. Sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga.
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Santa: Oji chori maine ki hay aap ku chaddi utaro ge
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Santa: Oji chori maine ki hay aap ku chaddi utaro ge
#4169 | Male (आदमी)
If You Pass In Exam:
Mom: Ktni Khushi Ki Baat Hai
Dad:Mera Beta Sher Hai
Lover:So Sweeeet
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Friends:Kutte! Kamine! Zalil! Tu Ne Itna Kb Padha
Mom: Ktni Khushi Ki Baat Hai
Dad:Mera Beta Sher Hai
Lover:So Sweeeet
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Friends:Kutte! Kamine! Zalil! Tu Ne Itna Kb Padha
#4168 | Male (आदमी)
Santa K Bete Ki Roti Par Se Chooha Guzar Gaya
Son: Mujhe ye Roti Nahi Khani
Santa: Kha Le Putar
ChOOhe Ne kaun si chapal pehan rkhi thi.
Son: Mujhe ye Roti Nahi Khani
Santa: Kha Le Putar
ChOOhe Ne kaun si chapal pehan rkhi thi.
#4167 | Male (आदमी)
Plumber Ne Pipe Naya Lagane K Baad 1000/Rs Bill Diya
Sonu- Itna To Mai Engineer Ho K B Nhi Kamata
P- Mai B Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha
Sonu- Itna To Mai Engineer Ho K B Nhi Kamata
P- Mai B Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha
#4166 | Male (आदमी)
Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.
#4165 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
GOLU Bache Ki Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
GOLU Bache Se Bola 'Oy School Te School
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
GOLU Bache Se Bola 'Oy School Te School
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai
#4164 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Boy=Mere sath chalogi jaan.
Girl=Kidhar?
Boy=Aap jidhar bole udhar.
Girl=Shopping krne chalte hai.
Boy=kasam se didi aapse to mazaak karna bhi Bekaar hai
Girl=Kidhar?
Boy=Aap jidhar bole udhar.
Girl=Shopping krne chalte hai.
Boy=kasam se didi aapse to mazaak karna bhi Bekaar hai
#4163 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
SANTA:jis LADKi ko tune SWiMMiNG POOL mein DOOBNE se BACHAYA,usne FANDA Laga kar KHUDKHUSHi kar Li.
BANTA:us LADKi ko to maine SUKHANE ke Liye LATKAYA tha.
BANTA:us LADKi ko to maine SUKHANE ke Liye LATKAYA tha.
#4162 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Snta Clas Me Hans Raha Tha
1ladki Boli STaND UP Kaun Ho Tum
Snta:Tum Kon Ho?
Ladki:Me MONITOR Hu
Snta: TeRE Din Gye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai...
1ladki Boli STaND UP Kaun Ho Tum
Snta:Tum Kon Ho?
Ladki:Me MONITOR Hu
Snta: TeRE Din Gye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai...
#4161 | Male (आदमी)
Santa Road par pada tha
Policeman-Itni Q pee rakhi hai?
Santa- Mazburi thi
Police- Kya mazburi thi?
Santa- Botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.
Policeman-Itni Q pee rakhi hai?
Santa- Mazburi thi
Police- Kya mazburi thi?
Santa- Botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.
#4160 | Male (आदमी)
Santa:Wow .. u look so perfect
with incredible body and flower
like skin.. what do you use ?
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Banta:Adobe Photoshop CS5!
with incredible body and flower
like skin.. what do you use ?
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Banta:Adobe Photoshop CS5!
#4159 | General (सामान्य)
Santa: Banta Bata
Ranveer Kapoor Or Petrol Me Kya Samanta Hai?
No Ans By Banta!.
Santa: Abey! Dono Ke Hi Rate Bina Matlab Ke Badh Rahe He
Ranveer Kapoor Or Petrol Me Kya Samanta Hai?
No Ans By Banta!.
Santa: Abey! Dono Ke Hi Rate Bina Matlab Ke Badh Rahe He
#4158 | School (स्कूल)
Santa teacher ne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye ..Question.
1. China kis Desh me hai ?
2. 15 Aug kis D luv u 2.ate ko Aati hai ?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kaun Dafan hai ?
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye ..Question.
1. China kis Desh me hai ?
2. 15 Aug kis D luv u 2.ate ko Aati hai ?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kaun Dafan hai ?
#4157 | Beggar (भिखारी)
Wife:Dekho na mujhe wo admi ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.
Husband:Are wo to bhangarwala hai.
Bekar maal par nazar rkhna uski aadat ha.
Husband:Are wo to bhangarwala hai.
Bekar maal par nazar rkhna uski aadat ha.