Jokes | चुटकुले
#6173 | Female (महिला)
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..
#6172 | Female (महिला)
Boy to girl in romantic mood'Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?'
She reply 'dakhee thi achi film hay'
She reply 'dakhee thi achi film hay'
#6171 | Female (महिला)
Pars Chori Honey k Baad Larki Ka Reaction
Gareeb Larki : O Mere Pesay
Ameer Larki : O Mera Credit Card
Khubsurat Larki : O Shit Os Mein To Mere Boyfriend Ki Tasveer Thi.
Gareeb Larki : O Mere Pesay
Ameer Larki : O Mera Credit Card
Khubsurat Larki : O Shit Os Mein To Mere Boyfriend Ki Tasveer Thi.
#6168 | General (सामान्य)
What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him?
' tu karate main marathe'.
' tu karate main marathe'.
#6167 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE HAI CHAI BANA DO
SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI
BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA
SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI
BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA
#6166 | Male (आदमी)
3 boys where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...!
#6165 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
Aik aadmi jungle se guzar raha tha
A Churail stops him & says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,
Aadmi:janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere ghar main hai.
A Churail stops him & says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,
Aadmi:janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere ghar main hai.
#6164 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Devdas says to Paro: aik sham mera naam ker do.
Paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... .
Paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... .
#6163 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha'is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon.wife ne jawab diya 'app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,hisaab bhej rahi hoon.1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya 2.teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari.4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.app fiker nahi kerna,mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain.MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA
#6162 | Kid (बच्चा)
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega'I OBJECT' Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega 'NEXT' Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega'DO IT 5 Times'
#6161 | Kid (बच्चा)
Rizwan: Doctor please help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone per.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone per.
#6160 | Kid (बच्चा)
When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop u?
Guess what????
'Abbey di juttian'..
But only one power that can stop u?
Guess what????
'Abbey di juttian'..
#6159 | Kid (बच्चा)
curcuit- hey mammu papad aur jhapat mein kya fark hai
MAMMu- nahi pata
curcuit- to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega
MAMMu- nahi pata
curcuit- to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega
#6158 | Kid (बच्चा)
aj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .
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Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya...
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Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya...
#6157 | Kid (बच्चा)
Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.
#6156 | Male (आदमी)
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya
GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
#6155 | Male (आदमी)
Do khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they unn mien se ek neechey gir gya tu dusri ne usey uthatey huey kaha UTHO BEHAN MARD BANO..
#6154 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
Ramlal, Bagwan say: Bahgwan mujhy dukh de, dard de, tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
#6153 | General (सामान्य)
Why r Doctor''s prescriptions imposible 2 read?Bcoz they hve an exclusive msg only 4 d chemist-''Maine patient ko loot liya,ab teri baari hai''. Cheer up.Smile.
#6152 | Advertisement (विज्ञापन)
Life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi azadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable
#6151 | Kid (बच्चा)
boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein? teacher replied: nhi. boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi.
#6150 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
boy- lagta hai hum dono ek sath nhi rah sakte
girl- kya mere papa se mile the
boy- nhi mai tumhari choti bhen se mila tha.
girl- kya mere papa se mile the
boy- nhi mai tumhari choti bhen se mila tha.
#6149 | General (सामान्य)
Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega
#6148 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
#6147 | Male (आदमी)
PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai...
#6146 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
#6145 | Dussehra (दशहरा)
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now tellme asali Ravan kaun?
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now tellme asali Ravan kaun?
#6144 | Male (आदमी)
Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai
#6142 | General (सामान्य)
Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega