1 Yahan hua late ... aur wahan nikla pet
by Aftab Shivdasani () 2 Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi
by Ajay Devgan () 3 Tumse aadhe second ki bhi doori mujhe aadha kar deti hai
by Vivek Oberoi () 4 Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti
by Ajay Devgan () 5 Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi
by Aftab Shivdasani () 6 Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... maut, julaab aur yeh janaab
by Ajay Devgan () 7 Tum mahaan ho, bhagwan ka vardaan ho ... mere jeene ka samaan ho
by Aftab Shivdasani () 8 Duniya mein sirf teen cheezein hai joh kitni bhi koshish karo tedhi ki tedhi rehti hai ... kutte ki dum ... padosi mulk ki niyat ... aur Sikandar ke haathon se maroordi hui gardan
by Ajay Devgan () 9 Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering
by Vivek Oberoi () 10 I hate crime and I hate criminals
by Ajay Devgan () 11 Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai
by Ajay Devgan () 12 Madh island ka beach ... beach par bungla ... aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla
by Aftab Shivdasani () 13 Mujhe bhoolne ki galati karoge ... toh khud ek yaad banke reh jaoge
by Shahbaz Khan () 14 Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye ... varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai
by Satish Shah () 15 Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai
by Vivek Oberoi () 16 Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai
by Vivek Oberoi () 17 Raaste ke beech mein prem ... what a shame
by Satish Shah () 18 Parathe maange toh chaante milenge
by Archana Puran Singh () 19 Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick
by Vivek Oberoi () 20 Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki "Haathi Mere Saathi" ... aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi
by Aftab Shivdasani () 21 Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele
by Unknown () 22 Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka ... kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar
by Aftab Shivdasani () 23 Ladki aur kadki ... Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti
by Vivek Oberoi () 24 Ladkiyan aur din ... subah hote hi badalne chahiye
by Vivek Oberoi () 25 Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga
by Vivek Oberoi ()