1 Chaand jab aadha ho jaave hai na ... toh bhi chaand hi kehlave hai
by Kareena Kapoor () 2 Hassi badi mehangi ho rakhi hai duniya mein
by Konkona Sen Sharma () 3 Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya ... dhaage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay chutiya ... aur joh dhaaga hainch lo, toh kaun hai bewakoof aur kaun hai chutiya, crore rupiye ka prashan hai bhaiya
by Saif Ali Khan () 4 Joh ladki apne baap ko thug sakti hai ... woh kisi aur ki sagi kya hogi
by Unknown () 5 Main juttha toh kutte ka jaana ... aur sachcha toh teri maa ka khasam ... bhenchod!
by Saif Ali Khan () 6 Sarat ghodon pe lagate hai ... kathor sheron pe nahi
by Ajay Devgan () 7 Joh agwai ka kaam kare so hijra bhaisaab
by Ajay Devgan () 8 Tere toh peshaab se bhi chirag jaale hai poore pardes mein
by Unknown () 9 Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai
by Saif Ali Khan () 10 Ghagre mein ghus ke ho rahi thi fund raising?
by Unknown () 11 Badi lakdi mat utha kuptaan!
by Ajay Devgan () 12 Mard aur aurat mein kadhai karchi ka rishta hove ... akele rehve toh manoosiya ... aur saale saath rehve toh khana kan, khana kan, khana kan
by Konkona Sen Sharma ()