1 Dil mein joh hai woh bol dena chahiye ... aaise dabake nahi rakhna chahiye ... acidity ho jaati hai
by Tabu () 2 Tu sad-sad kyun hai, happy-sad kyun nahi ... hum sad kyun hote hai ... kyun ki mann bhaari hai, heavy heavy ... mann kab heavy heavy hota hai ... jab mann ko koi hurt karta hai ... mann ko kaun itna hurt kar sakta hai ... joh mann ke very very close hota hai ... mann ke very very close kaun hota hai ... jiske saath mann very very happy feel karta hai ... happy tha, is liye sad hai na ... so be happy-sad, not sad-sad
by Unknown () 3 Ek chef ka kaam hai doosron ki taste ko bina taste kiye pehchanna
by Amitabh Bachchan () 4 Shaadi woh keemat hai joh ek aadmi sex ke liye chukata hai ... sex woh keemat hai joh ek aurat shaadi ke liye chukati hai
by Amitabh Bachchan () 5 Khana banana duniya ki sabse badi kala hai
by Amitabh Bachchan () 6 Impress karne ke liye pachees lakh ka haar bhi de sakta tha ... lekin bina price tag ke aapko lagega pachees rupaiya ka hai ... aur price tag ke saath de nahi sakta
by Amitabh Bachchan () 7 Aadmi budha tab hota hai ... jab uske andhar jeene ki ichcha khatam ho jaati hai
by Amitabh Bachchan () 8 Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai
by Paresh Rawal () 9 Life mein insaan ko ek galati maaf hai
by Amitabh Bachchan () 10 Jab log kisi ke kareeb aa jaate hai ... toh ek doosre ki tarah baatein karne lagte hai
by Zohra Sehgal () 11 Aye silent movie ... thoda sound de na
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