1 Apne badan pe chot lage toh saala janwar bhi rota hai ... insaan woh hai joh doosre ki chot ko mehsoos kar sake
by Pankaj Kapur () 2 Commission mein kam se kam 100 crore kamayenge ... aur netagiri ki parampara nibhayenge
by Unknown () 3 Ab Rasul aayenge duniya mein na Ram aayenge ... sirf insaan hi insaan ke kaam aayenge
by Ajay Devgan () 4 Hansi mazak mein jhoot bolna aur baat hai ... lekin main zindagi mein jhoot bolkar kuch bhi haasil nahi karna chahta
by Ajay Devgan () 5 Woh dekho desh ka neta ... arre mooh se bhi khaata, arre kaan se khaata ... iska yahan bhi khaata, iska wahan bhi khaata
by Unknown () 6 Shaant shaant ... is desh mein toh Gautam aur Gandhi ka naam hai ... yahan khroad aur hinsa ka kya kaam hai
by Pankaj Kapur ()