1 Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai ... lekin dost first aa jaye toh zyada dukh hota hai
by Madhavan () 2 Bachcha kabil bano, kabil ... kamyabi toh saali jhak maarke peeche bhagegi
by Madhavan () 3 Life is a race ... if you don't run fast ... you will be like a broken undaa
by Aamir Khan () 4 Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho ... par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai ... dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla ... aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai
by Kareena Kapoor () 5 Aal izz well ... Aal izz well
by Aamir Khan () 6 Utamamm dadh-dhadhatt paadham ... madhyam paadham thuchuk thuchuk ... khanishtham thud-thudiya paadham ... sur-suriya pran ghatkam
by Omi Vaidya () 7 Exam toh bahut hote hai, baap mostly ek hi hota hai
by Aamir Khan () 8 Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo
by Madhavan () 9 Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo
by Omi Vaidya () 10 Peechle batees saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkaar pe balatkaar kiye
by Omi Vaidya () 11 Kaise sign karon yaar ... meri pen toh tu le gayi
by Aamir Khan () 12 Kiss ho nahin paati yaar ... kyun ki naak beech me aa jaati hai
by Aamir Khan () 13 Main toh aapko yeh padha raha tha ki, padhate kaise hai
by Aamir Khan () 14 Ajeeb desh hai hamara, pizza tees minute mein pahuchne ki guarantee hai ... lekin ambulance?
by Unknown () 15 Stann hota sabhi ke paas hai ... sab chupa ke rakhte hai ... deta koi nai
by Omi Vaidya () 16 Dono taange tudawa ke apne pairon pe khada hona seekha hai
by Sharman Joshi () 17 Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots ... 3.5 million!
by Omi Vaidya () 18 Bahar aa, nahi toh main tere darwaaze pe mootra visarjan karoonga
by Unknown () 19 Millimeter ab centimeter joh ban gaya hai
by Unknown () 20 Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye ... main apna attitude rakh leta hoon
by Sharman Joshi () 21 Aaj Bush ne Iraq pe do dhokle gira diye
by Kareena Kapoor () 22 No place for mootra visarjan in this country
by Omi Vaidya () 23 Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai
by Sharman Joshi () 24 Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga
by Unknown () 25 Paneer to beta, kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyo mein sonaar ki dukaan pe bikega
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