1 Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota ... kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai
by Divyendu Sharma () 2 In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta ... a happy woman is a myth!
by Kartik Aaryan () 3 Any discussion with a woman is an argument!
by Kartik Aaryan () 4 Shaadi ke pehle woh nagin been kyun bajhta hai ... kyun ki na band waala bhi tumhe chetavani de raha hota hai kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein ... inka signature tune hai woh
by Kartik Aaryan () 5 Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta
by Kartik Aaryan () 6 Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but koi yeh nahi batata ki behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman
by Kartik Aaryan () 7 Ab pata chala yeh aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hai aur yeh gay bandhe itne successful kyun hote hai ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na
by Kartik Aaryan () 8 Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon meri life mein koi problem hi na ho ... lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho na ... toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai
by Kartik Aaryan () 9 Relationship ka matlab hi hota hai an end to your own happiness
by Kartik Aaryan () 10 Do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai ... paanch ghante mall mein bitaake ek sadi si chappal uthake le aayengi ... aur phir agle do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai
by Kartik Aaryan () 11 Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki ... pehle cushions aaye, phir curtains aaye ... phir cushions curtains se match nahi kiye toh aur cushions aaye ... saale mug itne hai mere yahan ki unhe bechne jaon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye
by Kartik Aaryan ()