Ready (2011) | show

language: Hindi

1) Salman Khan - as General
2) Sanjay Dutt - as General
3) Paresh Rawal - as General
4) Manoj Pahwa - as General
5) Sharat Saxena - as General
6) Manoj Joshi - as General
7) Unknown - as General
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1 Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself!
by Salman Khan ()

2 Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai ... aur aadmi aurat se darta hai ... vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai
by Salman Khan ()

3 Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon ... wooow wooow wooow
by Salman Khan ()

4 Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai ... agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai ... agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai ... agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai ... agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai ... agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur
by Salman Khan ()

5 Is honey ke liye toh main moon tak jaane ke liye tayyar hoon
by Salman Khan ()

6 Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon ... no income, no tax ... (kya) no income tax
by Salman Khan ()

7 Abhe main un mein se hoon ... joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon
by Salman Khan ()

8 Main jaanta hoon pyar andha hota hai ... lekin shaadi sabki aankhen khol deti hai
by Sanjay Dutt ()

9 Jab tak love story mein baadhayein na ho ... woh love story, love story nahi
by Salman Khan ()

10 Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye
by Salman Khan ()

11 Main yahan rishtey jodne aaya hoon ... haddiyan todne nahi
by Salman Khan ()

12 Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja ... lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja
by Paresh Rawal ()

13 Agar isko laga daala ... toh life jhingalala
by Salman Khan ()

14 Pehle samjhao baat ... nahi samajh mein aaya ... toh do kheench ke laat
by Salman Khan ()

15 Jiske paas family support hai ... usse koi deport nahi kar sakta
by Salman Khan ()

16 Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega
by Salman Khan ()

17 Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai ... national TV pe dikha de ... toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye
by Paresh Rawal ()

18 Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai
by Salman Khan ()

19 Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors
by Manoj Pahwa ()

20 Apna hone se koi apna nahi hota ... apno ko apnaane se ... apna, apna hota hai
by Sharat Saxena ()

21 Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai ... agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayenge
by Salman Khan ()

22 Ganda hai par dhanda hai ... aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai
by Paresh Rawal ()

23 Oh bewakoofo ki CEO
by Salman Khan ()

24 Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai ... taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake ... aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai ... taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake
by Manoj Joshi ()

25 Tu na apne chehre pe "Welcome" likhwa le ... darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu
by Unknown ()

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