1 Shikaar ki khoj mein ... sher bedh bakriyo ki fauj hi dhoondta hai
by Ajay Devgan () 2 Manicure pedicure waxing karne ki toh umar meri hai na
by Abhishek Bachchan () 3 Hum baar baar tere dar pe aayenge ... aur ghanti bajake bhaag jayenge
by Archana Puran Singh () 4 Tumhare vichaar mein toh kisi purane gaane ka achaar dala hua nazar aata hai
by Unknown () 5 Yun khafa khafa rehke tadpaoge kab tak ... cameraman Yogesh ke saath Rajan Chaurasia ... Aaj Tak
by Unknown () 6 Tu murghi hai mere ghar ki ... aur main hoon tera murgha, woh bhi tharki
by Unknown () 7 Na pine hai na apple ... phir bhi pineapple
by Ajay Devgan () 8 Ramzan mein bhi toh "Ram" hota hai ... aur Diwali mein "Ali"
by Krishna Abhishek () 9 Early to double bed and early to wake up fast ... makes a male mard hatta katta and oversmart
by Ajay Devgan () 10 When elder get cosy ... younger don't put nosy
by Ajay Devgan () 11 Tujhe paakar meri chaati aur bhi chaudi ho gayi hai ... my chest has become blouse
by Ajay Devgan () 12 Prithviraj Raghuvanshi satya ko Ram Ram kare hai ... par jhoote ka Ram naam satya kare hai
by Ajay Devgan () 13 Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death
by Ajay Devgan () 14 Shagun bhi tabhi shagun kehlata hai ... jab uski rakkam sau nahi, ek sau ek ho
by Abhishek Bachchan () 15 Meri aankhon ki surahi se meri nazaro ka jaam pijiye ... dil cheez kya hai, aap meri jaan lijiye
by Archana Puran Singh () 16 Is duniya mein aadmi ka sabse bhari bhoj ... uski khali jeb hoti hai
by Abhishek Bachchan () 17 Rishton ke fayde nahi ... rishton ke mainne dekhte hai hum
by Ajay Devgan () 18 Lagta hai tumhare kaan bajh rahe hai ... your eardrums are playing drums
by Ajay Devgan () 19 In aankhon ki masti ke mastane hazaaro hai ... kehne ko toh duniya mein maikhane hazaaro hai ... is shama faroza ke parwane hazaaro hai
by Archana Puran Singh () 20 Hum chatti ka dhood yaad dila denge ... I will make him remember milk number 6
by Ajay Devgan () 21 Namak khane se pressure high hove ... aur namak halaali se imaandari aur high hove
by Unknown () 22 Bhale hi rishta todh do ... magar kisi ka bharosa na todho
by Ajay Devgan () 23 Aapko toh tauba karne ki fursat bhi mil gayi ... hum mein toh ek gunaah karne ke liye yeh zindagi bhi kam pad gayi
by Archana Puran Singh () 24 Ache waqt ki kadhar ... burre waqt ke baad hi hoti hai
by Asrani () 25 Aainda aaisi harkat ki ... toh deshwasi se narakwasi bana denge tane
by Ajay Devgan () 26 Vazan uthane waale ki baaton mein kya vazan aaya hai ... action hero ke andhar romance ka tadka nazar aaya hai
by Krishna Abhishek () 27 Eat lots and lots of akharot, tighten your langot ... and fight with bear hands, no knives no forks
by Ajay Devgan () 28 Pest control yourself
by Ajay Devgan ()