Chashme Baddoor (2013) | show

language: Hindi

1) Divyendu Sharma - as General
2) Ali Zafar - as General
3) Anupam Kher - as General
4) Siddharth Narayan - as General
5) Bharati Achrekar - as General
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1 Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai
by Divyendu Sharma ()

2 When you can't change the girl ... change the girl
by Divyendu Sharma ()

3 Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ... pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
by Ali Zafar ()

4 Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi
by Divyendu Sharma ()

5 Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah ... taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah ... aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah
by Divyendu Sharma ()

6 Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat
by Divyendu Sharma ()

7 Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai
by Anupam Kher ()

8 Buddies you are my chaddies
by Ali Zafar ()

9 Maine bhari mehfil mein sher maara ... toh sherni vidhva ho gayi
by Divyendu Sharma ()

10 Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai ... toh beta bolta hai ki - "dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega"
by Divyendu Sharma ()

11 Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya ... toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?
by Divyendu Sharma ()

12 Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai ... believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai
by Divyendu Sharma ()

13 Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayenge ... dost ke dil se utar ke nahi, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge
by Divyendu Sharma ()

14 Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye ... love, sex aur dokha
by Siddharth Narayan ()

15 Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat ... aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat
by Siddharth Narayan ()

16 When I am good I am good ... when I am bad I am even better
by Ali Zafar ()

17 Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai ... saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai
by Divyendu Sharma ()

18 Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya ... bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya
by Divyendu Sharma ()

19 Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai
by Divyendu Sharma ()

20 Early to bed and early to rise ... makes your girlfriend go with other guys
by Divyendu Sharma ()

21 Kiss ki nahi hoti koi classes ... it's just a hit with the masses
by Siddharth Narayan ()

22 Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi ... aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi
by Divyendu Sharma ()

23 Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch
by Anupam Kher ()

24 Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai
by Anupam Kher ()

25 Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai ... bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bachche ki amma nazar aata hai
by Divyendu Sharma ()

26 Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai ... dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai
by Divyendu Sharma ()

27 Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai
by Divyendu Sharma ()

28 Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ... main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ... main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai
by Anupam Kher ()

29 Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai ... isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai ... isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai
by Bharati Achrekar ()

30 Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta ... tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita
by Divyendu Sharma ()

31 You're the one jispe atka hai mann
by Divyendu Sharma ()

32 Ki gal hai? ... life mein koi girl hai?
by Divyendu Sharma ()

33 Physically maro line toh tabhiyat ekdum fine
by Divyendu Sharma ()

34 What Raniji can't ... I can!
by Ali Zafar ()

35 Apne dil ke detergent se saare gile shikve saaf kar dijiye
by Divyendu Sharma ()

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