1 Roses are red, violets are blue ... sex can be dangerous, but love can be to
by Unknown () 2 Mujhe sirf teen cheezein pasand hai ... winning, cocaine aur love games
by Unknown () 3 Life is not worth living until you find someone or something to die for
by Unknown () 4 Love woh bahana hai joh lust apna matlab poora karne ke liye use karti hai
by Gaurav Arora () 5 It's a strange world ... kuch log dard bardash nahi kar sakte toh kuch log dard mehsoos nahi kar sakte
by Unknown () 6 Ab woh zamana gaya jahan lovers yahan markar upar milne ki koshish karenge ... ab woh zamana hai jahan lovers doosron ko upar pahunchakar khud yahan rahenge
by Gaurav Arora () 7 Marriage with Om was like the 5 rings ... pehle engagement ring, phir wedding ring, then suffering, then enduring and finally torturing
by Unknown () 8 The need for two lovers to be together is much more than two f**kers
by Gaurav Arora () 9 Tum fire brigade ki tarah ho gaye ho ... emergency ke bina aate hi nahi
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