1 Yeh headmaster, headmaster nahi hai ji, yeh businessman hai ... aur aaj kal padhai, padhai nahi hai ji, yeh dhanda hai dhanda
by Irrfan Khan () 2 Customer toh God hi hota hai ... lekin biwi na Mata Rani hoti hai
by Irrfan Khan () 3 Gareebi mein jeena ek kala hai
by Deepak Dobriyal () 4 Ek France banda, German banda speak wrong English ... we no problem ... ek Indian banda say wrong English ... banda hi bekaar ho jaata hai ji
by Irrfan Khan () 5 Is desh mein angrezi zabaan nahi hai ... class hai
by Unknown () 6 My life is Hindi but my wife is English
by Irrfan Khan () 7 Today god promise I speak English ... because English is India and India is English
by Irrfan Khan ()