1 Jaise dhoti pehenke koi bhi Gandhi nahi ban jaata hai ... chikni chameli pe dance karne wali koi Katrina nahi ban jaati hai ... waise hi tie, suit, boot, formal pehenke English bolne wala salesman nahi ban sakta hai
by Sanjay Mishra () 2 Jawani mein aise pyar bhare kaand karne chahiye ... varna bhudape mein Ganga mein jaake dhoyenge kya
by Govinda () 3 Besharam gende ki behaya khaal ... bina pancho ki chaupal
by Govinda () 4 Abhe kabab mein haddi ... chhed wali chaddi
by Govinda () 5 Tu jaaye toh woh aaye ... woh aaye toh ho jaaye
by Govinda () 6 Kya kadardano se yeh mehfil khali hai ... na kahin seeti na kahin taali hai
by Govinda () 7 Butter utna hi lagao jitna kha paao ... aisa na ki butter lagao aur phisal jaao
by Sanjay Mishra ()