1 Jitna bhi padh lo graduation, post-graduation ... par jab tak bhen*hod mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na ... tab tak life complete nahi hoti
by Sonam Kapoor () 2 Jaa apni mummy ke saath ... actually mummy se hi shaadi karle ... bloody mother lover
by Sonam Kapoor () 3 Tu na complete package hai ... bahar se sati, andar se slutty
by Swara Bhaskar () 4 Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar
by Kareena Kapoor () 5 Zindagi mein khoob galatiyan karni chahiye aur unki saza bhi paani chahiye ... magar apni, kisi aur ki nahi ... jab tak galatiyan nahi karoge toh apni kahani kaise likhoge
by Unknown () 6 Guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi ladies ... "charam sukh"
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