1 Logon ki kismat mein toh lutna hi likha hai ... amir gareebon ko lootte hai, vyapari grahakon ko lootte hai aur neta janta ko lootti hai ... sabhi toh sabko lootte hai ... kalyug mein yahi hota raha hai aur yahi hota rahega
by I. S. Johar () 2 Main bewda us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko gaanja nahi milta ... aur gaanja us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko afeem ki goli nahi milti ... aur goli main us waqt khata hoon jab mereko Campa Cola jaisi bottle waali koi potti na mile
by Mehmood () 3 Jab koi ladki tofha qabool karle toh samjho uske dil mein pyar ki ganti ke bajaye ... ganta bajhne lagta hai
by Dara Singh () 4 Haath kangan ko aarsi kya ... joh Urdu padhe uske liye Farsi kya
by Mehmood () 5 Aurat ki zindagi doodh ki tarah hoti hai ... jisko ek zara se namak ki dali bhi bekaar kar deti hai
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