1 Yeh kahan le aaye kaptan ... nazar aata nahi koi makan ... sirf kabristan kabristan
by Deven Verma () 2 Jisse barfo mein ice-cream khane ka shauk ho ... usse sardi nahi lagti
by Jeetendra () 3 Ye ada jaane tamanna aap se seekhe koi ... jaankar anjaan banna aap se seekhe koi
by Helen () 4 Sarakti jaye hai rukh se naqab aashista aahista ... nikalta aa raha hai aftab aahista aahista ... woh bedardi se sar kaate mera aur main kahun huzoor aahista aashita ... ab aa bhi jaiye aashita aahista
by Jeetendra () 5 Gaddari ki jitni badi sazaa hoti hai ... utna hi bada inaam
by Shreeram Lagoo () 6 Gaadi aur meri aadat kuch milti jhulti hai ... chalte chalte chalti hai aur rukte rukte rukti hai
by Deven Verma () 7 Log phoolon ki khushboo ko bhool jaate hai lekin kaanton ki chuban ko nahi bhoolte
by Deven Verma () 8 No Bond, no three-knot-three (303) ... chuttiyon mein bilkul free
by Jeetendra () 9 Duniya mein ek hi Majnu hai, duniya mein ek hi Laila hai ... ek haath mein glass pakado, doosre haath mein thaila hai
by Deven Verma () 10 Kar liya bahut kuch maine ab aur kuch karne ko jee chahta hai ... maar diya bahuton ko maine, ab marne ko jee chahta hai
by Deven Verma () 11 Chand ki thandak bhi hai, ishq ki garmi bhi hai, farsh ki sakti bhi hai, jism ki narmi bhi hai ... thodi besharmi bhi hai
by Deven Verma ()