1 Hum jurm ki duniya ka colonel hoon
by Gulshan Grover () 2 Bazaar mein behti tawaif aur aapke kanoon ke rakhwaalon mein koi fark nahi hai ... fark hai toh sirf itna, ki woh apna jism bechti hai aur yeh apna imaan
by Govinda () 3 Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar ... raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta
by Anupam Kher () 4 Yahan Punjabi hai, Gujarati hai, Marathi hai, Bangali hai ... lekin Hindustani koi nahi hai
by Anupam Kher () 5 Bura joh kaam karta hai woh manzil se bhatakta hai ... kamina lakh baande boriyan, magar ek din atakta hai
by Anupam Kher () 6 Meri toh na usse Hello hai na Hi hai ... na jaan hai na pehchaan hai ... na dua hai na salaam hai
by Anupam Kher () 7 Mere mooh se nikla har lafz ... heere se zyada keemti hai
by Anupam Kher () 8 Har jagah mera hi number pehle aata hai
by Mohnish Behl ()