1 Abhe hata saavan ki ghata ... kha, khuja, bati bhujake soja nintakle pintukle ... mandi pe khareli hai aunty baja rahi hai baar-baar ghanti ... kulla ghumake paschim ko palat le ... bahut ho gaya phutle, vatle, shaana ban kya?
by Govinda () 2 Yeh duniya ek bus stop hai aur ladki ek bus ... peeche bhaago toh saala chute jaati hai ... wahin khade raho samne se doosri aati hai
by Govinda () 3 Abhe shamshaan ke bhuje huye koile
by Anil Kapoor () 4 Pappu Pager kya hai pehle thokta hai, phir bajata hai ... phir thok bajake confirm karta hai
by Satish Kaushik () 5 Abhe marre huye kauve ke pankh
by Anil Kapoor () 6 Aye jhantule jhatak, zyada na matak ... aur meri baat gale mein satak
by Satish Kaushik () 7 Aye amavas ke chamakte chaand
by Satish Kaushik () 8 Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane
by Satish Kaushik () 9 Aye side hero ... beech mein nahi bolneka, samjha
by Satish Kaushik () 10 Amir aadmi bada banne ke baad ... black se white ho jata hai
by Anil Kapoor ()