1 Paise ke pair mein paiye lage hote hai ... woh kabhi bhi khasak jaati hai
by Kader Khan () 2 Chori chupe pyar ya toh ghar ke pichwade mein hota hai ya gaadi ke pichwade mein hota hai
by Paresh Rawal () 3 Jawan beti ka baap Taj Mahal ke chaukidaar ki tarah hota hai ... usko hamesha darr laga rehta hai ke kisi gande aadmi ke haath se Taj Mahal ganda na ho jaye
by Kader Khan () 4 Insaan aaise gunaah zindagi mein sirf do hi baar karta hai ... ek ya toh sar pe kisi ka udhaar ho aur doosra jab dil mein kisi ka pyar ho
by Paresh Rawal () 5 Inspector sahab aapne ab tak jail ki zanjeeron aur salakhon ka loha dekha hai ... magar Shalu ki himmat ka faulad nahi dekha ... pehna di jiye sar se paon tak loha, kheench di jiye zameen se aasman tak lohe ki deewar ... magar Shalu har deewar ko todh degi
by Juhi Chawla ()