dialogues for cast:

Bandook toh sirf shaunk ke liye rakhta hoon ... darane ke liye naam hi kaafi hai

Dhokhe ki khaasiyat hai ... ki dene wala aksar koi khaas hi hota hai

Jab iraada marne maarne ka ho ... toh fikar nahi, taiyaari karte hai

Idea ice-cream ki tarah hoti hai ... zyada socho toh pighal jaati hai

Is matlabi duniya mein agar koi bematlab ki baat bol jaaye ... toh us betmatlabi baat ka bhi bahut bada matlab hota hai ... aur tum jaise matlabi insaan ke saath rehne ka yeh matlab hai ki ... saari duniya ka matlab samajh mein aa jaata hai

Yeh six-pack, eight-pack, yeh body, kisi bhi gym mein ban sakti hai ... par aisa koi gym nahi bana jahan himmat banti ho

Yeh sach hai ki calendar har tareek ko badalta hai ... lekin ek tareek aisi bhi aati hai joh calendar ko hi badal deti hai

Lagbag chaar hazar do sau dharam hai is duniya mein ... aur unki wajah se na jaane kitne log har din marte hai, maarte hai ... lekin tum jaiso ne ek naye dharam ko janam diya hai ... corruption

Ek shapath aapne li thi ... apni vardi, apne farz ke liye ... ek shapath maine li hai baba ... is medal ki khoyi hui izzat lautane ki ... jinhe khakhi pehenne ka haq nahi ... unhe khaak mein milane ki

Ghunghat mein ho ya burkhe mein ... is desh mein aurat ko devi maante hai ... aur joh devi ki izzat utaare ... usse hum sare aam maarte hai

Ab tujhe aisi maut maroonga ... ki tu is janam mein jalega ... lekin dard agle janam tak chalega

Jako rakhe saiyan maar sake na koi ... par joh maare satya vaste uske sang saiyan hoye

Do takke ki jaan lene nau millimeter ki goli nahi ... chappan inch ka jigra chahiye

Ab hum darke shaant nahi baithenge ... karke shaant baithenge

Hum duniya ki nazaron mein girenge ya khare utrenge ... yeh pata nahi ... lekin itna yakeen hai ... ki hum khud apne aap se nazarein milake yeh keh payenge ... ki humne joh socha woh desh ke liye tha ... humne joh kiya woh desh ke liye hai ... aur humne joh paaya woh desh ka hoga

Tujhse kitni badi galati hui hai woh tujhe teri sazaa batayegi

Kal ki baat karne waala kal nahi marta ... kal ki baat karne waala aaj marta hai ... sirf aaj ka sochne waale ke haathon ... aur main sirf abhi ki sochta hoon

Deadly, dangerous ya Rocky ... is naam se mujhe woh jaante hai joh mujhe janana nahi chahte hai ... baaki sab ke liye, I'm just handsome

Gut feeling, aggression, common sense ... yeh hai Mumbai police ka kaam karne ka tareeka

Apna ghar bech de aur bina khidki wale kamre mein rehne ki aadat daal

Time badal chuka hai ... aur desh bhi ... ab hum ghar mein ghuske maarte hai

(Mat piyo, it's killing you) - Bullets nahi maar payi ... yeh cigarette kya cheez hai

Jab Ajju bhai maarne pe aata hai toh gender nahi dekhta hai

Doobara haath lagaya toh haath todhunga baad mein ... ukhaadunga pehle

Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi

Bangkok waala character hoke Haridwar waala feel mat de

Bhai muh-bola ho ya sagaa ... apun ke pyar ke beech aaya toh beech se hi cheer dalega

Jis umar mein aapko haqeemo ke saath hona chahiye ... us umar mein haseeno ke saath ... not good

206 haddiyon ko 2006 tareeke se todhne ka experience hai apun ka

Apun pe joh haath dalta hai ... apun uski phaad dalta hai

Rishta upar waala banata hai ... neeche waale taang adhate hai

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun