dialogues for cast:

Mujrim ko umar qaid ki saza dilane ka kharcha tax payer pe bahut zyada hai ... phaansi par latkane ki rassi ka stock kam hai ... magar sarkari revolver ki goli mein aaj bhi bahut dum hai

Kanoon ko haath mein lene ka haq ... sirf kanoon ke haathon ko hota hai

(Rok kar dikha) ... Rokunga bhi aur thokunga bhi

Choti machli bahut pakad li ... ab magarmach pakadne ki baari hai

Dhokhe ki khaasiyat hoti hai ... usse dene wala aksar koi khaas hi hota hai

Paisa kam ho toh pet nahi bharta ... aur zyada ho toh saala dil nahi bharta

Jab aapke paas options ho aur aap confuse hai ki aapko karna kya hai ... toss karlo ... kyun ki sikka jab hawa mein hota hai, ek pal aisa aata hai jab aapko ekdum clear ho jaata hai ... ki actually aapko kya chahiye

Mann bairaagi, tann anuragi, kadam kadam dushwari hai ... jeevan jeena sahal na jaano bahut badi fankari hai ... auron jaise hokar bhi hum ba-izzat hai basti mein ... kuch logon ka seedhapan hai, kuch apni aiyaari hai

Achievementon ka na koi shortcut nahi hota ... bas naik iraade aur mazboot hausle hone chahiye ... bas phir cycle gol gol hi sahi, manzil pe pahunch hi jayegi ek din

Jatt maraa tab jaanio jab terahvi ho le

Badshah ki gali mein aake uska pata nahi poochte ... ghulamo ke jhuke hue sarr khud ba khud raasta bata dete hai

Maal chahiye chokha ... toh note karo ji mota

Zara soongh ke batao Mantriji nashta mein ka khaye hai

Keh ke lenge uski

Itna goli maarte ... ki aapka driver bhi khali khoka bech bechkar rayees ban jaata

Aad chahe jitna bada ho jaye ... laad ke neeche hi rehta hai

Yeh looteri sarkar ki police hai

Yeh shining India hai ... yahan oonchi shiksha ke liye oonche log koi bhi oonchi keemat dene ko tayaar hai

Aap the zero, hai zero, aur aap hamesha rahenge zero

Karara jawaab milega!

Aasmaan mein thookne waale ko shayad yeh pata nahin hai ... ki palat ke thook unhi ke chere par giregi

Rajneeti mein murde kabhi gaade nahin jaate ... unhe zinda rakha jaata hai ... taki time aane par woh bole

Zindagi mein koi na koi cheez toh honi chahiye joh jeene ka bahana bani rahe

Cheezein tab chutti hai jab dil se chhodi jaati hai

Chupe chupe se sarkar nazar aate hai ... dil ki barbaadi ke aasaar nazar aate hai

Main jab sochta hoon toh doosron ko takleef deta hoon

Pyar jaate jaate jaata hai

Zindagi bhi ek ajeeb road ki tarah hai ... pata nahi kab kisse takkar ho jaye

Police waale jahan se sochna band kar dete hai ... Babu wahan se sochna shuru karta hai

Sau chaand bhi chamkenge toh kya baat banegi ... tum aaye ho toh is raat ki aukaad banegi

Na koi marta hai, na koi maarta hai ... yeh main nahi kehta, Gita mein likha hai

Mumbai ka king kaun? ... Bhiku Mhatre