dialogues for cast:

Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

Bachpan mein chewing gum khakar baat nahi kar pate the ... aur ab paan khakar baat nahi kar pa rahe hai

Aapka koi apna chala jaye ... toh zindagi badi choti lagne lagti hai

Maafi se pyar badhta hai

Is impossible pyar ko possible sirf tum hi bana sakte ho aur koi nahi

Zindagi mein jeet sirf ussi ki nahi hoti hai joh strong hota hai, tezz hota hai, chalaak hota hai ... anth mein jeet uski hoti hai joh apne upar vishvas kar sakta hai

Hum chote shehar ke log ... kabhi kabhi bade shehar ki chakachand roshni mein apna raasta kho baithte hai

Galati doosro mein dhoonde ke bajai agar khud mein dhoondogi ... toh galat fehmi yoon door ho jayegi

Jiske khud ke pyjama mein naada nahi hota ... woh doosre ke pyjama mein naada nahi daalta

Shartein business mein hoti hai ... ghar grihasti mein nahi

Zindagi mein kuch cheezein haasil karne ke liye sahi ya galat dekh ke nahi ki jaati ... balki waqt aur halaat dekh ke ki jaati hai

Mera beta TV ke daily soap ki tarah hai ... har din dukh, dard aur taqleef ki guarantee

Yeh hamare hero hai ... ek phone aaya aur pet kharab ho gaya

SMS generation ... char liney zyada kya bol di lecture lagne lagta hai

Bina dekhe, bina soche samjhe maine tujhe pyar kiya ... aur tune mere armaanon par dokhe ka vaar kiya

Zindagi us bewafaa aurat ki tarah hai ... joh bure waqt mein apne pati ka saath chhod deti hai

Hamari zindagi hamari hokar bhi hamari nahi hoti ... woh marte dum tak kisi doosre ki marzi ke mutabik chalti hai

Taqleef is baat ki nahi ki log mar jaate hai ... taqleef is baat ki hai ki log zinda rehkar bhi nahi jeete

Mohabbat ki chingari ko gusse ki phoonk maaro ... toh aaisi aag badhakti hai ki ghar ke ghar jal jaate hai, mahal toot ke bikhar jaate hai

Sache aadmi ko gale lagane se ... jhoote aadmi ke, kaminey aadmi ke paap thode kam ho jaate hai

Mukadma sabooto aur gawaho se lada jaata hai ... bhashan-baazio, nautanki aur tamasho se nahi

Jiske paas maa hai uske paas sab kuch hai ... jiske paas maa nahi uske paas kuch bhi nahi

Agar kisi ladke ko film dekhni hai toh sirf ladki ke saath dekhni chahiye ... nahi toh film ki insult hai, theater ki insult hai aur theater mein dekhne waali sari audience ki insult hai

Main is kisam ki ladkiyon ko badi achchi tarah jaanta hoon ... baap decide karta hai ki kaunse school mein jaana hai ... maa decide karti hai ki kitni chotiyaan bandhni hai ... aur poori family decide karti hai ki kis ladke se shaadi karni hai

Sachcha pyar kabhi khali haath wapas nahi aata hai

Main awaara aur badmaash bardaasht kar sakta hoon ... lekin gaddar kabhi nahi

Insaan duniya ka sabse ghatiya janwar hai

Sachche aasunyon mein bahut taqat hoti hai

Kisi insaan ka gussa uski umar se bada nahi hota

Jab tak saanp ka sar na kuchal do ... usse mara hua mat samajho