dialogues for cast:

Lambi hai taangein, mast hai chaal ... Brahmi Amla Kesh Tel ke lambe lambe baal ... gaal hai laal, ladki hai malamaal ... uff, uspe uske goggle ki mazboot hai dhaal

Ghar kabhi chota ya gareeb nahi hota ... ghar toh uske ghar waalo se bada hota hai

Mann mein badle ki bhavna lekar insaan jeeta nahi hai ... mar jaata hai

Baahon mein Tina, kamar mein Meena, kandhon mein Leena aur sar par Henna ... yaar tune toh apne pyar ka ek Jumbo circus banakar rakha hai

Jiske paas ho pyar ki amanat ... ab Allah karega uski hifazat

Mohabbat karne waalon ke maula saath hai ... aye dushman teri kya taqat, teri kya aukaat hai

Hum kanoon ke saath khelte hai ... kanoon ko haath mein nahi lete

Hum jatt log hai ... hum mein jet lag nahi hota

Badhon ke samne jhukne se koi chota nahi hota ... kyun ki badhon ki narazgi joh hai na woh sirf satta par hoti hai ... bheetar ki gehrai mein toh bahut sara pyar hota hai

Zindagi ke safar mein joh rasta manzil ki taraf jata hai ... ussi par chalna chahiye

Kaan mein baali, mooh mein gaali, dimaag se khaali

Pyar ka davaa karna bahut aasaan hota hai ... lekin usko nibhana utna hi mushkil

Agar aurat kisi se pyar karti hai, woh chahe kitna hi ghatiya ho ... lekin wohi uske liye sab kuch hai ... aur kisi se nafrat karti hai, woh chahe kitna hi mahaan ho ... lekin uske liye kuch bhi nahi

Naari agar dharti bankar sab kuch sehan karti hai ... toh qahar bankar barasti bhi hai

Husn ki taazgi pe ishq waale jaan diya karte hai ... mastiyan lootne se pehle yoon hi baat kiya karte hai ... roop ko chaand aur zulfon ko ghatta kehte hai ... karke tareef mazaa loot liya karte hai

Jise jurm ka ehsaas ho jaye ... usse sazaa nahi, maafi milni chahiye

Husn pariyon se chamak chaand se laya hoga ... shabhnami phoolon se honthon ko sajaya hoga ... zulf bhikre toh ghattaon ko paseena aaye ... badi fursat se tujhe rab ne banaya hoga

Zindagi se jab pyar nikal jaye toh ... zindagi apahij ho hi jaati hai

Badi shaktiyon ka prayog har din ki mushkilon ko suljhane ke liye nahi karna chahiye ... woh toh antargyan dene ke liye hoti hai

Lakh baando tum hum mein zanjeer se ... waqt par niklenge phir bhi teer se

Ban rahi hai anjaan, teri khata nahi hai ... aaise keh rahi hai, jaise kuch pata nahi hai

Joh beet gaya woh sapna hai ... joh aaj hai woh apna hai

Khushi se uchal jayega didi tera jee ... upar jaake dekh, behte hai jijaji

Yaad kuch yun rakhna ki tumhare jeene ke kaam aa sakoon

Behen ke ghar bhai kutta ... aur sasur ke ghar jamai kutta

Jis din insaan duniya ki kisi bhi ladki ko samajh gaya na ... us din duniya swarg ban jayegi

Dil ko jeetne ke liye rupaiye ki nahi ... dil ki zaroorat hoti hai

Tu idiot box dekh dekh ke idiot jaisi baatein karti hai

Zindagi mein bhi VCR ki tarah rewind button hota ... toh kitna achcha hota

Tum saala ghulam log hamari jooti ke neeche hi rahega

Phool kitne bhi khoobsurat ho ... unhe murjhana hi padta hai

Pyar aur shaq ka purana rishta hai ... jitna zyada pyar utna hi zyada shaq