dialogues for cast:

Har crorepati apni zindagi ek rupai se shuru karta hai ... aur har bikhari bhi

Maine tumhe apne dil mein qaid kar rakha hai aur us dil ki chabi us samundar mein phekh di hai

Khoobsurati woh nahi hoti joh aaine mein dikhai de ... khoobsurati woh hoti hai joh aaine mein nazar na aaye

Amir aadmi kabhi kabhi itna gareeb hota hai ... ki uske paas paise ke sivah aur kuch nahi hota hai

Bada kamzarf hota hai woh pyar ... joh apne buzurgon ka khoon bahakar ... apne pyar ke maathe par tilak laga de

If you want to be what you want to be ... be what you want to be ... and to be what you want to be ... believe what you want to be

Seeti toh woh saaz hai joh insaan ke dil se nikalti hai ... aur saason ki taaron se bajhti hai

Insaan ki achchai aur burai ... ameeri aur gareebi ke palhade mein toli jaati hai

Bahut khush hona bhi achchi baat nahi hai ... aasoon nikal aate hai

Bade baap ka bigda hua beta aksar galat raaste par hi chalta hai

Sharaab aur daulat in do cheezon ka nasha aaisa hi hota hai ... ki jisse insaan gir hi jaata hai

Aap aur hum uttar aur dakshin ki tarah do dishayen hai ... joh kabhi nahi mil sakti

Jua mein juari haarta hai ... patta nahi

Haath chhodke baat kar varna yamdoot ke hawale kar doonga

Aadmi ke do haath toh hote hai magar neta banane ke baad ... ek haath ekdum lamba aur ek haath ekdum chota ho jaata hai ... woh lambe haath se vote kheenchta hai aur chote haath se note deta hai

Tum toh jungle ke junglee janwar ki junglee chokri lagti ho

Ekdum bundal, bakwaas aur badtameez chokri ho

Zindagi mein Allah aur maa ke baad is roti ko izzat di hai ... isse main zameen par girakar beizzat nahi hone doonga

Zeherilay saanp zyada din zinda nahi rehte ... ek na ek din kisi ki laathi uska sar kuchalkar rakh deti hai

Agar ladki akeli ho aur woh bhi aap jaisi khoobsurat ... toh badmaash toh kya, hum jaise sharif bhi aap par toot pade

Is dharti par jab jab paap padta hai ... tab tab paapiyon ka naash karne ke liye koi na koi paida ho hi jaata hai

Maut ko daakhil hone ke liye kisi ki ijaazat ki zaroorat nahi padti hai

Pistol toh haath mein bachche bhi pakad sakte hai ... magar usse chalana bachchon ka kaam nahi

Jab khud ke latakne ki baari aati hai na ... toh chehra khud-ba-khud latak jaata hai

Kyun meri Kashmir jaisi zindagi ko Kurukshetra banane pe tuli ho?

Tum jaisi auraton ke pair ke neeche swarg hota hai ... aur aaj kal ki auraton ke pair ke neeche sandal ... joh sadak pe kam aur mardon ke sarr pe zyada chalti hai

Mera kaam tumhe sarkari mehmaan banana hai

Peeonga, khoob peeonga ... itna peeonga ke seene ka khoon gale tak, aur gale ka khoon bahar tak

Aap ki kameez ka size bahut chota hai, Sir ... kyun ki mera seena aap se bahut bada hai

Patthar ki duniya, patthar ke dil, patthar ki Heer ... tu jaisi bhi hai manzoor hai

Nazuk ladkiyan dadagiri karte huye achchi nahi lagti