dialogues for cast:

Shakal se tu kamina lagta hai ... akal se maha kamina hai

Saala, pehli mein chokri legaya ... doosri mein naukri

Aaj ke baad ek saal tak roz tujhe tapli marenge ... aur tu inch-inch chota hota jayega

Kabhi kabhi jeetne mein woh mazaa nahi hai ... joh doosron ko jeetane mein hai

Badi lakdi mat utha kuptaan!

Joh agwai ka kaam kare so hijra bhaisaab

Sarat ghodon pe lagate hai ... kathor sheron pe nahi

Soone ke liye chaddar ki nahi ... neend ki zaroorat hai

Gusse se dekh rahi ho yah shakal hi aaisi hai

Hasna hasana agar apni limit cross kar de ... toh sari zindagi ek mazaak ban jaati hai

Kabhi kabhi kayar ki shakal ... bahadur ki akal se zyada sahi hoti hai

Har sipahi ki zindagi mein aaisa waqt zaroor aata hai ... jab usse apni duty se zyada apni aatma ki awaaz sunni padti hai

Jab jazbaaton ki aandhi gher leti hai ... tab aadmi duniya bhool jaata hai

Jung marke nahi, maarke jeeti jaati hai

Main toh sirf ek sipahi hoon jisne maut ko itne kareeb se dekha hai ki ... zindagi ke har pal ki keemat jaan gaya hoon

Joh dikhta hai woh hota nahi ... aur joh nahi dikhta usse hum maante nahi

Jungle mein jaanwar ka shikaar ho toh insaan ko pata bhi nahi chalta ... lekin insaan ka ho toh jaanwaro ko bhi khabar ho jaati hai

Kuch log shikaar karne aate hai ... khud shikaar ban jaate hai

Jis raaste par sher ke panje ho ... us par koi chalne ki himmat nahi karta

Chillao mat ... agar humri awaaz oonchi hui toh sabka phat jayega yahan

Century banane ke liye shuruvat pehle run se karni padti hai

Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai ... aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh ... paseena nikalta hai

I hate crime and I hate criminals

Duniya mein sirf teen cheezein hai joh kitni bhi koshish karo tedhi ki tedhi rehti hai ... kutte ki dum ... padosi mulk ki niyat ... aur Sikandar ke haathon se maroordi hui gardan

Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... maut, julaab aur yeh janaab

Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai ... dibbe mein se ghee ... gair kanooni basti ... aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti

Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga ... ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega ... aur nikalna bhi

Shikaar jitna hi tezz aur chalaak ho ... shikaari ko utna hi mazaa aata hai

Meri tension ka ilaaj toh sirf tumhari khamoshi hai

Koi jee ke kaam aata hai, koi marke kaam aata hai ... tum jee ke bhi kaam aayi aur marke bhi

Isse kehte hai maar ... khane waala bhi roye aur maarne waala bhi roye

Tumhe bheja mujhe rokne ke liye ... mujhe bheja tumhe thokne ke liye