dialogues for cast:

Hamari tasveerein kheench ke apni dukaan mein laga lena ... kabhi zaroorat padhe, toh dono mein se ek bhagwan chun lena

Dua mein yaad rakhna

Main un cheezon ki smuggling karta hoon, jinki ijaazat sarkar nahi deti ... un cheezon ki nahi, jinki ijaazat zameer nahi deta

Jeena haraam kar diya hai hamara ... sabun, towel, bedroom, bathroom ... poore ghar pe kabza kar chuka hai

Insaan ki jaat usse achcha bura nahi banati ... uske karam usse achcha bura banate hai

Barood ke canister pe behet ke Diwali nahi manayi jaati hai ... barood ke canister se manayi jaati hai

Confidence bahut kutti cheez hai ... agar nishane pe lag jaye to kamaal hai ... warna bawaal hai

Choti pe akele khade hone ke liye ... doosre ko girana zaroori hai

Har bada sapna dekhne waala aadmi kabhi na kabhi jail zaroor gaya hai

Aap har roz fancy dress competition mein jaati hai ... ya get up change karna aapki hobby hai

Duniya mein aisa ek aadmi batao, jisne koi bada sapna poora karne ke liye ... kuch achcha, kuch bura aur kuch bahut bura na kiya ho

Ya toh main bhagwan ke khel mein apni haar maan loon ... ya uske khel ko palat doon

Jab se main hoon ... tab se mera yeh sapna bhi hai

Tere se badi degree mere paas hai ... MBA ... "Maha Bekaar Aadmi"

Hawa ki tarah hoti hai yeh problems ... kitni hi khidkiyan bandh karlo, andhar aa hi jaati hai

Kuch cheezein purani hoke aur bhi khoobsurat ho jaati hai ... jaise ke gulaab, sharaab aur aap

Let's party and get tight ... because it's love at first sight

Smile aaisa ki hosh uda de ... style aaisa ki band bajaa de ... ek baar pyar se dekh le toh, phir kuch aur dikhai na de

Jaise pyar ko paane ke liye junoon zaroori hota hai ... pyar ko nibhane ke liye bhi ek junoon zaroori hota hai

Aapne shayad nahi dekha par maine dekha ... ki aapke dekhne mein ek sapna tha ... joh aksar maine apne sapne mein dekha ... aur aaj us sapne ko dekha toh, dekhta hi reh gaya

Dil ko dhadakana, dhadkane khud hi sikha deti hai ... par un dhadkano ko zinda rakhna padta hai

Ek sach ki umar sau jhoot se badi hoti hai

Hum pyar karte hai apne liye, kyun ki hum mein koi achcha lagta hai ... lekin milta tab hai, jab yeh jaan le ki hum mein joh achcha lagta hai ... usse kya achcha lagta hai?

Problem kabhi insaan se bada nahi hota ... insaan hi usse bada banata hai

Tumse milne ke baad maine bhi ek sapna dekha tha ... tumhare har sapne ko sach karne ka sapna

Jab ladka aande zyada khane lage ... toh iska matlab usse us murgi se pyar ho gaya hai, joh aande deti hai ... ya us ladki se joh aande leti hai

Dono gham se guzrein ya guzrein khushi se ... jahan se bhi guzrein, guzrein apni khushi se

Minister ki nishani aur kaam gairkanooni ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani?

Bas yahi apradh main har baar karta hoon ... aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon

Aaj kal ke Hindustani Coke peete hai, Pepsi peete hai, bhool gaye nimbu pani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani ... FTV, MTV, Channel V, bhool gaye Akashvani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani ... Reserve Bank khali, Swiss Bank mein saara maal pani ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani?

Hansi mazak mein jhoot bolna aur baat hai ... lekin main zindagi mein jhoot bolkar kuch bhi haasil nahi karna chahta

Ab Rasul aayenge duniya mein na Ram aayenge ... sirf insaan hi insaan ke kaam aayenge