dialogues for cast:

Hum Punjabi log haddiyan todh sakte hai ... lekin kisi ka dil nahi todh sakte

Yahan aaj kal har shaksh, har pal haadsa hone se darta hai ... khilona hai joh mitti ka woh fanaa hone se darta hai ... hum sabke dilon ke kisi kone mein yeh masoom bache bachiyan ... hum badhon ki dekhkar duniya, bada hone se darte hai

Mumbai ki yahi problem hai ... aadmi koode ki jagah par behatta hai ... aur kooda aadmi ki jagah pe

Jab suraj aankhen band kare, sajke nikalti hai Mumbai ... kabhi uljhati, kabhi girati, kabhi sambhalti hai Mumbai ... kabhi baap ka thappad, kabhi maa ki godh hai Mumbai ... tang galiyon ki bul-bulaiyan, kabhi phaila samundar hai Mumbai ... pal pal kachole badalti jhole ka pitara hai Mumbai ... sapno bhari aankhon ka, beghar banjaron ka, mohabbat ke maaron ka aasra hai Mumbai ... kabhi sangdil toh kabhi humdil ... pairon mein chakkar dale har pal daudti hai Mumbai ... maano toh maya nagri, na maano toh patthar ka shehar hai Mumbai

Arz-e-niyaz-e-ishq ke kaabil nahi raha ... jis dil pe naaz tha mujhe, woh dil dil nahi raha

Ek achche aadmi ki pehchan hoti hai uske ghun ... hamare shaastron mein bhi paanch saat ghun maane gaye hai ... daya, dharam, prem, tyaag aur shama

Upar waale sachche badshah di courier service lagi hai ... jab jisko kuch chahiye hota hai na ... bhej deta hai

Insaan ki zindagi ka sirf ek hi maqsad reh gaya hai ... daulat, daulat aur daulat

Hamari asli jaidaat, hamari asli daulat toh hamare yeh rishtey hi hote hai ... joh hum mein virasat mein milte hai

Kya pyar hai, kya dulaar hai ... kitna sukhi pariwar hai, mera toh dil nisaar hai

Sher ki sawari ki sabse zyada dardnak baat yahi hoti hai ... ki jab bhi koi uski sawari se utarna chahta hai ... woh sher usse kha jaata hai

Aye aasmaan tere khuda se nahi hai khauff ... aye zameen tere aadmi se darr lagta hai

Aksar log school mein padhte hai aur padhate hai ... lekin bahut kam log hote hai joh apne aap mein school hote hai

Aapke shehar ka mausam bada suhana lage ... ek lamha chura loon agar bura na lage

Sapnon ke haar goothne behti thi zindagi ... joh phool kam pad gaye toh kaante pe roh liye

Dil todke bhikra diye jaate hai ... joh toot nahi sakte woh thukra diye jaate hai ... jadh kitni bhi gehri ho mushkil hai khade rehna ... joh pedh nahi hai phalte woh katva diye jaate hai

Zamane bhar ki logon ki auladen pehda hokar paalne mein palti hai ... lekin hamari auladen seedhi kursi par behetti hai

Log toh aasteen mein saanp paalte hai ... lekin tum toh aasteen ke bichhoo nikle

Noton ka malik wahi hota hai ... joh unhe apni jeb mein rakhta hai

Main tumhe us darje ka gunahgar maanta hoon ... ki ek hi jagah rehkar, ek hi waqt tum dus gunah kar sakte ho

Mere farz mein itna faulaad hai ... ki us mein pistol bhi ban jayegi aur hathkadi bhi

Yeh toh sirf hamare yaar hai ... aur hum janam jaat se hi gaddar hai

Kar bhala toh ho bhala

Meetha bol bada anmol!

Main woh keeda hoon joh ek baar jism se lag jaye ... toh poora khoon choosne ke baad hi chhodta hai

Kabhi kisi se aaisa mazaak mat karna ... jisse uski duniya ujhad jaye ya uski jaan chali jaye

Opposition agar janta ko bhashan deti hai ... toh hum janta ko ration denge

Rajneeti ki bhains ke liye daulat ki lathi ki zaroorat hoti hai

SP ho ya DSP, collector ho ya commissioner ... kanoon ki sari hastiyan mere aangan mein palti hai aur is chhat ke neeche un tamaam logon ki taqdeerein likhi jaati hai

Jab baat apni maut ki aati hai na ... toh aadmi ke dimaag ki sari khidkiyan khul jaati hai

Sharafat aur imaandari ka certificate yeh duniya sirf unhe deti hai ... jinke paas daulat hoti hai

Sagai ke din ladka na aaye toh ek baap ke dil par kya guzarti hai ... yeh sirf ek ladki ka baap hi janta hai