dialogues for cast:

Jab do log ka life ek hota hai na ... toh unka sapna bhi ek hi mangta hai

Zindagi do choice deta hai ... joh milta hai woh haath phailakar le lo ... ya phir joh maangta hai woh haath uthakar cheen lo

Tu nikal apne sapne ke peeche ... aur jidhar bhi palatkar dekhegi na ... apan khada milega tere peeche

Ram banaye jodi ... gadhe ko mil gayi ghodi

Is duniya mein sirf do cheezein famous hai ... Bruce Lee ka karate aur Ashok Kumar ke parathe

Hum pagal nahi hai ... hamara dimaag kharab hai

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye ... toh mere bachche ka baap ban jaye

Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Tum sabke dard mein mujhe khushi nahi milti ... sukoon milta hai

Aaj ke baad aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi milega

Zyadatar insaan pehda hota aam hai, jeeta aam hai, marta aam hai ... bade parde pe ya duniya mein na sahi ... kam se kam usse apne ghar pe, apne apno ke nazaron mein toh hero hona chahiye

Tum sabki nikalti jaan ke saath ... meri har chinta, sari stress bhi nikal jaati hai

Kahin iska joke hamari thok na de

Kaash us manoos raat maine nirodh ka virodh nahi kiya hota

Ab tak toh paison ke liye maine paseena bahaya tha ... aaj tumne mera khoon bhi bhaha diya

Log toh soo ke sapne dekhte hai, par main toh jaag ke sapne dekhta hoon ... aur sapne toh wahi sach hote hai joh jaag ke dekhe jaate hai

Soote hue ko jagana toh aasaan hai ... lekin jaagte hue ko jagana toh namumkin hai

Ladne ke liye dolon ki nahi ... jigar ki zaroorat hoti hai

Apne scene ka toh full kerosene ho gaya yaar

Music mere liye tarakki ki CD (seedi) hai

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

Ek aurat ki tarah ... mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

Apna impression macho-de!

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai

Children are never useless ... it's just that they are used less

Life se badi school koi nahi hai ... aur is school mein har subject available hai

Oh meri cutie pie, audh ke razai, without angdai ... main hoon tumhara patti, tu meri lugui

Har baar, har aurat ... teri biwi aur meri behen ban jaati hai ... aur teri kismat kharab hai?

Jhooti umeedo pe jeene se achcha hai ... kisi ke sachche pyar mein apni poori life guzaar do

Sach aur kalpana ka milan ho jaye ... Jasmine ko mujhse pyar ho jaye