dialogues for cast:

Achi chal rahi hai teri ghar grihasti ... mat kar grand masti

Biwi ke saamne blood donor ... aur peeth peeche Vicky donor

Suraj ki dhoop se insaano ko paseena aata hai ... lekin yeh kameena itna hot hai, ki iski wajah se suraj ko paseena aata hoga

Bhuji ko raakh kehte hai, jali ko aag kehte hai ... jisne tumhe bachaya usse Lallan ka dimaag kehte hai

Udta teer backside ghuste bahut baar dekha be ... pehli baar udta backside teer mein ghusega

Pata hai competition ki height kya hai ... Niagara Falls ke samne pishaab karta hua aadmi

Pata hai stupidity ki height kya hai ... ek kangi ke liye ladte huye do ganje

Pata hai deewangi ki height kya hai ... ek ladka bola ladki se, I love you ... ladki haskar boli, ha ha ha ha ... ladka apne dost se bola ... char baar haan boli

Bandook kitni bhi badi kyun na ho ... jaan lene wali goli choti hi hoti hai

Pata hai umeed ki height kya hai ... samundar ke kinare tatti karta hua lula ... is umeed mein ki lehrein aake dho dengi

Jumme ki raat hai ... badle ki baat hai ... Allah bachaye tujhe mere vaar se

Dost ki dosti par se yakeen khona aasaan hai ... dushman ki dushmani par se yakeen khona aasaan nahi hai

Bina badshah ki izazat jab awam khushiyan manati hai ... bagawat ki pehli nishani wohi hoti hai

Ek Ravan dus sar ... ek Vishnu dus ka asar

Aisa kabhi socha na tha yeh anjaam hoga ... ek waqt ka badshah aaj ghulam hoga

Dilli dil walon ki hai ... aur Mumbai sabki

G-B-M-L-R: Ganpati Bappa Morya Let's Rock!

Dilli wale na sab kuch over karte hai, dimaag ki short karke ... do numbri hote hai ... par dosti mein ek numbri hote hai

Main ek aam aadmi hoon ... aur aam aadmi ke naam nahi hote ... bas kaam hote hai

Pata hai hamare haathon mein lakeerein kyun hoti hai ... kyun ki hum apne haathon se khud apni kismat banate hai ... we shape our own destiny

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Phikar mat ki jiye ... aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi doonga

Love is blind ... but in my case the lover is blind

Pad gayi mehangi yaaron joh sochi thi sasti ... ab toh jayegi yahan se sirf hamari asthi ... humein kisne kaha tha karne great grand masti

Maana ki yeh flashback ki story hai ... par kya yeh rhyming zaroori hai

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai

Tujhe maroonga nahi ... teri bajake jaaonga!

Apun patang, woh apni dor ... woh morni, apun uska mor

Zindagi do choice deta hai ... ya toh zindagi ko gaali dete rehne ka ... ya phir joh zindagi mile usse gale lagane ka

Ghar nahi mila toh aasmaan ko chatt, footpath ko bistar bana diya ... kabhi hawa khaya, kabhi gaali khaya ... aur jab mila tab khana khaya

Tereko udne ka hai na toh apun tera plane ban jayega ... agar tairne ka hai toh tera boat ban jayega ... agar girne ka rahega na toh parachute ban jayega ... neend aaya toh takiya ban jayega ... nahi aaya toh lori ban jayega