dialogues for cast:

Dukh mein peeyo daru, sukh mein peeyo soup ... ameer aadmi ki party mein, gareeb aadmi chup

Jinke paas pyar ki daulat ho ... unhe kabhi gareeb nahi samajhna chahiye

Insaan ka is duniya mein aana is baat ka signal hai ... ke koi hai joh sirf uski khatir is duniya mein aaya hai

Life mein doosron ke liye itna karna ... ki kabhi kam na pade

Duniya badi baawari, patthar pujan jaye ... ghar ki chakki koi na puje, jaako piso khaye

Neeli chatri waale, agar tu hai toh meri fariyad sun ... is duniya mein kahi ladkiyan hai ... ek toh, arre ek toh mere liye chun

Ghar bada ho ya chota ... ghar mein rehne waalo ka dil bada hona chahiye

Puri fielding ho chuki hai, sirf chauka marne ki deri hai ... jaise mauka mile waise chauka

Thanda peeke jao bahut garam ho gayi ho

Agar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi ... toh tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega

Main tumhari pungi bajaonga!

Jabse tumne pyar ko samjha hai, pyar ko jana hai ... sirf us hi se pyar kiya hai

Chalti hai kya nau se barah?

Hindustan ki pavitra dharti par pehda hokar ... gadhe ki tarah mehnat karke, kutte ki tarah jeena chhodkar ... chori chakari kar raha hai?

Naye naye chaku ki dhaar bahut tezz aur vaar bahut gehra hota hai

Joh tumhari tarah shaadi ke chakkar mein phaste hai ... woh phir hamari tarah nahi haste hai

Is vardi ki shaan pe jaan dena seekho ... imaan bechna nahi

Taqat is vardi mein nahi ... iske pehenne waale ke zameer mein hoti hai

Jhoot do kisam ke hote hai ... ek bhalai ke liye aur ek burai ke liye

Yeh illaka tera ho, tere baap ka ho, ya tere baap ke baap ka ho ... yeh desh hamara hai

Jab tum hasti ho tum bahut khoobsurat lagti ho ... you look very ugly

Kasoor na mera hai na tera ... kasoor hamare daaman ka hai ... jis mein phool bhi gire ... toh kaante ban gaye

Agar mujhe malum hota ki mujhe dekhkar tumhare chehre pe hazaar watt ki muskaan phail jati ... toh main kab ka aa chuka hota

Tann pe jitne kapde hai ... ussi ko main apna kafan maanke chalta hoon

Gundon se nipatne ke liye fauj ki nahi, himmat ki zaroorat padti hai

Daayan haath jeb mein rakh lo seth ... varna zindagi bhar aapko baayen haath se khana, khana padega

Arre kaka main toh kaka ban gaya

Jab hum aapse kuch poochna chahe toh aap hum mein rokti hai ... aur jab chup ho jaye toh tokti hai

Aaj pehli baar koi ladki ... hamari car ke front seat pe behti hai

Log kehte hai khoobsurat ladkiyan jab jhoot bolti hai ... toh aur bhi khoobsurat lagti hai

Bas guru, ab toh kardo Wah Wah productions shuru

Abhe kaika tu yaar ... bhaad mein gaya tera pyar