dialogues for cast:

Jab koi tumhe touch karta hai na ... toh main bahut touchy ho jaata hoon

Jaag Bharatiya naari jaag ... buri bahu bankar ghar mein laga de aag

Zindagi mein har kyun, why, kaiko ... ka koi jawab nahi hota

Do Hindustani picturon ki poster deewar pe tangane se koi Hindustani nahi banta ... Hindustani woh hota hai joh apna ghar jalakar doosro ko dabishta hai

Har Mummy ka khana yummy hota hai

Galati toh galati se hoti hai na?

Agar tum meri zindagi mein nahi hoti, toh main kya hota? ... bina jeb ki pant hota, bina sole ka juta hota, bina dil ke shareer hota

Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar!

Hamara Constitution karam pradhaan hai ... dharam pradhaan nahi

Is umar mein jab haddiyan tootti hai ... toh badi mushkil se judti hai

Tujhe kaandha dene ke liye ek aadmi bhi naseeb nahin hoga

Humne uski jamaad aur uska naam ration card se kaatna shuru kar diya hai

Main apna antim sanskar kar chuka hoon

Tum jaise gundo ke liye ... police se bada gunda is duniya mein doosra koi nahi

Kyun ki bhagwan ek hi waqt har jagah nahi ho sakte na ... is liye unhone maa ko banaya hai

Is napunsak samaaj mein antim vijay ... sada asatya, adharm aur anyaay ki hi hoti hai

Teri liye no chargesheet sirf D-final ... yani death final

Ayanda mardon ki baraat lootne ... hijadon ki toli kabhi mat bhejna

Izzat se baat, izzatdar logon se ki jaati hai ... bhadwon se nahin

Main maut ko takiya, aur kafan ko chaadar banakar audhta hoon

Tumhara dil roaming hai ... kyun ki tumhara roam roam tumhara dil hai

Lamhon ko yaadein nahi ... yaadgar banate hai

Pyar waqt nahi hai ... joh agar guzar jaye toh vapas nahi aata

Yahi toh baat mujhe aapki bahut achchi lagti hai ... ki aapko kuch samajh mein hi nahi aata

Main request nahi karta ... ek hi baar bolta hoon ... aur full and final ho jaata hai

Sari duniya pyar mein padi hui hai ... sirf ek mujhe hi haq nahi hai? ... ki main kisi se pyar kar sakun, koi mujhse pyar kar sake ... kyun?

Tumhari aankhon se tumhara dil dikhta hai ... jis mein meri tasveer chupi hui hai

Jab kuch bhi nahi tha, toh sab kuch tha kyun ki tu thi ... aaj sab kuch hai, toh kuch bhi nahi kyun ki tu chali gayi

Hamare Hindustani culture mein ek aur baat kehte hai ... ki pehle pyar se samajhao, phir sharafat se samajhao, phir baat se samajhao ... aur jab samajh mein nahi aaya na toh thapad se aur phir laat se

Ghar waalon ke aasoon pochne ka ek hi tarika hai ... ki hamare aasoon nahi nikle

Jodi toh hoti hai gajar aur mooli ki ... red and white absolutely bright ... log kahenge dekho inka pyar, inka laad ... just like a salad

Swarg mein uparwaala premiyon ki jodi banata hai ... aur yahan dharti par unhe milata hai