dialogues for cast:

Life badi kutti cheez hai ... aur is duniya mein kutton ka bas ek hi jawaab hai

Paisa kamane ke do raaste hai ... ek shortcut aur doosra chota shortcut

Meri dictionary mein sirf teen cheezen world class hai ... Bradman ki batting, Beatles ka music and mom ki cooking

Don't todho my dil ... please aake tu mil ... I promise we will just chill

Cricket mein player nahi ... uska bat bolta hai

Zindagi mein hamesha dimaag se hi kyun kaam lena padta hai ... kabhi kabhi joh dil kehta hai woh kyun nahi kar sakte?

Phoota hua naseeb aur tezz dimaag ... bahut khatarnak combination hota hai

Kabhi na kabhi, kisi na kisi ko toh ... fayde aur nuksaan ke aage soocha padega

Tumhe uthakar museum mein rakhna chahiye ... ticket lagni chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye

Tum hamesha aaise hi bakwaas karti ho ya aaj koi special occasion hai?

Tu original piece hai

Ek beta gaya hai apna farz nibhane ... doosra yahan apna farz nibhayega

Fayde ke liye ki gayi dosti ... sirf ghaata deti hai

Tujhe dene ke liye toh is duniya mein koi gaali bhi nahi hai

Ab tak tumpar marta tha ... ab tumhare liye marr mitna hai

I've loved you like crazy ... now I am going to hate you like crazy

Har love story mein hamesha do naam hote hai ... lekin meri love story mein sirf ek hi naam hai ... mera

Main aapse itne pyar se baat kar raha hoon ... aur 2nd class compartment ke 3rd class passenger ki tarah baat kar rahi hai

Jaane jahan tujhe kya kahoon ... mere khawabon mein, meri baaton mein, meri neendon mein, meri raaton mein bas tu hi tu ... jaaneman meri zindagi hai tu

Ustra se panga nahi lene ka ... shareer se atma kaatke le jaata hai

Main tujhe apni har saans se noch-noch ke nikalunga ... taaki mere andar tere liye sirf nafrat reh jaye