dialogues for cast:

Sorry ji, galat ungli ho gayi

Rab sabko same to same khushi nahi dete

Taash ke patton ki tarah hai zindagi ... jahan khel shuru hone se pehle, khiladiyon ke aane se bhi pehle ... kaun jeetega, kaun haarega ... iska faisla ho chuka hota hai

You shot gun, me quick gun Murugun ... ati-pati-kati yenna rascala tu dai ... Mind It!

Hamari filmo ki tarah, hamari zindagi mein bhi end tak sab kuch thik hi ho jaata hai ... happy's ending

Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

Itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai ... ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai

Kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho ... to puri kainaat usse tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai

Chaandi ko sone mein badalne ki koshish kar raha hoon

Har team mein sirf ek hi gunda ho saktha hai ... aur is team ka gunda mein hoon

Is team ko sirf woh players chaiye jo pehle India ke liye khel rahe hain, India ... phir apni team mein apne saathiyon ke liye ... aur uske baad bhi agar thodi bahut jaan bach jaye toh apne liye ... state government ki naukri ya railway flat ke liye nahin

Ek galati toh sabko maaf hoti hai ... sabko?

Pehli baar kisi gore ko India ka tiranga leharate hue dekh raha hoon

Maine kaha tha na, team banane ke liye taakat nahi ... niyat chahiye

Jo nahin ho sakt ... wahi tho karna hai

Sattar minute, sattar minute hai tumhare paas ... shayad tumhari zindagi ke sabse khaas sattar minute ... aaj tum achcha khelo ya bura, yeh sattar minute tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahenge ... toh kaise khelna hai aaj main tumhe nahi bataonga ... bas itna kahoonga ke jao aur yeh sattar minute jee bharkar khel lo ... kyun ki iske baad aane waali zindagi mein, chahe kuch sahi ho ya na ho, chahe kuch rahe ya na rahe, tum haaro ya jeeto ... lekin yeh sattar minute tumse koi nahi cheen sakta, koi nahi ... toh maine socha ki is match mein kaise khelna hai aaj main tumhe nahi bataonga, balki tum mujhe bataoge khel kar ... kyun ki main jaanta hoon ki agar yeh sattar minute is team ka har player apni zindagi ki sabse badiya hockey khel gaya ... toh yeh sattar minute khuda bhi tumse vapas nahi maang sakta ... toh jao, jao aur apne aap se, is zindagi se, apne khuda se aur har us insaan se jisne tumhe tum par bharosa nahi kiya apne sattar minute cheen lo

Vaar karna hai toh samne waale ke goal par nahi ... samnewaale ke dimag par karo ... goal khud-ba-khud ho jayega

Mujhe states ke naam na sunai dete hai na dikhai dete hai ... sirf ek mulk ka naam sunai deta hai I-N-D-I-A

Peeche se nahi mardo ki tarah aage se ladoo ... woh kya hai, hamari hockey mein chakke nahi hote

Main kisi se advice nahi leta ... lekin doosron ko advice dene ke liye hamesha tayaar rehta hoon

Main nakaamyab hoon yeh sach hai .... par jaanti ho, is ghar mein mujhse bhi nakaamyab kya hai? ... hamara rishta ... hamari shaadi

Mohabbat ke zamaane guzar gaye janaab ... ab chote mote pyar se hi kaam chala lijiye aap

Ajnabiyon ki baat sun leni chahiye ... kabhi kabhi ajnabi apno se zyada jaante hain

Sochkar kaun shaadi karta hai?

Main tumse maafi maange ka haq toh kho chuka hoon ... par tumhe dua dena ka haq nahin khona chahta

Yeh tum janti ho ki yeh pistol khali hai ... main janta hoon ki yeh pistol khali hai lekin ... police nahin janti ki yeh pistol khali hai

Mujhe jahan pahunchna hai uske liye yeh raftaar bahut zaroori hai

Log Don ko nahi ... duniya ko chhodte hai

Mujhe do tarah ki ladkiyan pasand nahi aati ... ek woh joh mere pass aane mein bahut derr lagaye aur doosri woh joh bahut jaldi aa jaye

Mujhe junglee billiyan bahut pasand hai

Don ke dushman ki sabse badi galati yeh hai ... ki woh Don ka dushman hai

Mera intezaar toh gyarah mulkon ki police kar rahi hai lekin ... Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin ... namumkin hai