dialogues for cast:

Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai

Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai

Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai ... balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai ... suffering

Tumse aadhe second ki bhi doori mujhe aadha kar deti hai

Zindagi mein kabhi jeet hai toh kabhi haar ... lekin agar hum koshish karne se pehle hi haar maan le ... toh hum mein pata kaise chalega ki hum haarne waale the ya phir shayad jeetne waale

Main maaronga ... toh mar jayega

Itne saare log aur itni kam akal

In do minute ke liye toh main do janamon tak bhi intezaar kar sakta hoon

Tum dua karo apne liye ... agar usse kuch bhi hua na toh main tumhe nahi chhodunga

Udhne se pehle ... udha diye jaoge

Ab tak joh khoon is company ko banane mein laga na ... wohi khoon is company ko barbaad karne mein lagega

Malik, tu aur teri yeh company ... khallas

Agar company mere bina chal sakti hai na ... toh main bhi company ke bina chal sakta hoon