dialogues for cast:

Jab se tu father India bana hai ... tab se doston ki life se Mr. India ho gaya hai

Abhe tera pichwada hai yah Vijayawada?

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Meri biwi BMW nikli ... "Bewafaa Meri Wife"

Saale ghadhe ... ministeron ki najayaz aulad

Logon ke din aate hai ... meri raat aayi

Tu gandi baatein badi achchi karta hai

Jab aisi taisi hoti hai ... toh taisi aisi ho jaati hai

Dilli mein raat ko ghumta hua har aadmi shikaari hota hai

Seedhe log hamesha tedhe hi dikhte hai

Bandook ki taqat se kahi badi rajneetik taqat hai

Baap mera, bhai mera, maa meri .... badla bhi mera hoga

Hamare saare dushmano ki ek list banao ... aur phir hamare har dushman aur har hone waale dushman ko, ek ek karke us list se mitta do

Yeh meri request nahi ... order hai

Har koi joh uski madad kare ya madad karne ki sooche bhi ... udhaa do

Woh mujhe maarna chahta hai ... aur mujhe usse maarna padega

Todne se nahi ... dushmano ko jodne se taqat banti hai

Darr ko badla mein badal jaane ke liye ... waqt nahi lagta

Khel chahe koi bhi ho ... jeetna aana chahiye

Aankh kya khopdi mein showpiece ke liye lagayela hai?

Apun ka dhanda darr pe chalta hai ... sirf darr

Apun ka haath Dubai tak pahuchega

Saala tu-heech apun ki fielding lagaya

Apun yahan aakha Bombay ko apna office banake behtha hai

Aakha duniya ghum sakta hai boss ... lekin apun ka zabaan ghumega nahi

Haath mein ghoda hone se goli nahi chalti ... jigra chahiye

Lovers ke beech mein ho gayi judaai ... kya phir aage mil payenge, tumhi dekho bhai

Aao doston tumhe sunao ek aaisi kahani ... joh karde anhoni ko honi ... jis mein raja ko milti hai rani ... aur budhe ko apni jawani

Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga

Ladkiyan aur din ... subah hote hi badalne chahiye

Ladki aur kadki ... Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti

Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick