dialogues for cast:

Chehre ki khushi, dil ki hassi, sharm-o-haya ... tujhpe vaar aaye hai tere deewane, jaane kya kya

Rishtey tab bante hai jab rishton ko sambhal ke rakha jaata hai

Hum thode bewafaa kya hue ... aap toh badchalan ho gaye

Reebok nahi toh reebokey sahi

Ram Ram saban ne Ram Ram ... subah ki Ram Ram nagad ... sandhya ki Ram Ram advance

Waqt aane de bata denge tujhe aye jahaan ... hum abhi se kya bataein, kya hamare dil mein hai

Kadaknath khaya karo ... sab kuch kadak rahega

I love phasion, phun aur gun

Indians sab cheez mein best hai ... kissing mein bhi Indians hi best hai ... kabhi Emraan Hashmi ka naam nahi suna?

Jagada tabhi hota hai jab dard hota hai ... aur dard tabhi hota hai jab pyar hota hai

Jagah bhi sahi hai aur waqt bhi ... iraada shayad galat hai

Insaan ke har achche burre karam ka natija, kisi aur ko bhugatna parta hai

Bura joh dekhan main chala, bura na milya koye ... joh mann khoja apna, toh mujhse bura na koye

Aadmi sabse peecha chudha sakta hai ... par apni parchaiy se nahi

Sapne dekhna aur sapno ka pura ho jaana ... bahut alag baatein hai

Meri khushiyo ki umar hamesha ki tarah is baar bhi kam hi thi