dialogues for cast:

Har achchai ki koi nirdharit keemat hoti hai ... woh chahe paisa ho, gyan ho, ya phir dard ... aur dard ki keemat chukani padti hai

Ek achhe neta ki apni bhasha hoti hai ... doosron ki zubaan nahi

Lalach aur darr kisi ko bhi gaddar bana dete hai

Kal main rahun ya na rahun, jiyun ya na jiyun ... toh kya, koi farak nahi padta ... kyun ki meri amanat aap hai, meri vasihat aap hai, meri sarkar aap hai

Shatranj waqt ka khel zaroor hai yaara ... par usse khelna ka koi waqt nahi

Maut toh ek din muayyan hai, neend kyun raat bhar nahi aati ... hum wahan hai jahan se humko bhi kuch hamari khabar nahi aati

Russia mein, Russian ladki ke saath Russian vodka peene ki baat hi kuch aur hai

Zindagi aur shatranj mein yahi toh farak hai ... zindagi mein doosra mauka milta nahi ... yahan shatranj mein mil jaata hai

Khel khel mein, khel khel ke, khel khel yeh aa jayega ... haar jeet se, haar jeet ke, jeet haarna sikhayega ... khel khel mein

You're a woman of questionable character!

Hamare yahan ghadi ki sui character decide karti hai

"Na" sirf ek shabd nahi ... apne aap mein ek poora vakya hai ... isse kisi tarakh, spashtikaran, explanation ya vyakhya ki zaroorat nahi hoti ... na ka matlab na hi hota hai

Aaj tak hum sab log ek galat direction mein effort karte rahe hai ... we should save our boys, not our girls ... because if we save our boys then our girls will be safe

Woh mera landlord hai ... insaan ko land se lord ke paas pahunchta hai

Whiskey suddenly stop karne se liver ko shock mein heart attack ho sakta hai ... so no whiskey very risky

Pyar ek aaisi faltu cheez hai jisse apna keemti waqt dene par bhi ... return mein ek second hand gadhi bhi nahi milti

Save it for the Friday in the theatre ... taali bajegi everyday and later

Jab pani whiskey ke bina badh sakta hai ... toh soch whiskey pani ke bina kitna chad sakti hai

Mamuli aadmi jab bada banta hai toh bada banta hai ... lekin ek handicap aadmi jab bada banta hai toh legend ban jaata hai

Is desh ki sabse badi problem population nahi, bhrashtachar nahi, gareebi nahi ... is desh ki sabse badi problem hai baatein

Jab audio ki vajah se video chalta hai ... usko picture kaise bula sakte hai ... it is not picture, it is mixture

Mujhse pehle zero, baad mein bhi zero ... bas beech mein hero ... kyun ki zero ke peeche ek hero hota hai

Har partnership mein hamesha ek partner ka talent doosre partner se thoda zyada hota hai

Mere paas botal hai, glass hai, pani hai, pyas hai, chakna hai, chicken hai ... par meri daru kiske paas hai yaar?

Hai koi pani joh chadti hai whiskey ke bina ... pani needs whiskey ... whiskey mein zaroorat nahi kiski

Yeh awaaz ek kutte ke mooh se bhi achchi lagegi

Insaan ka emotion uska motion ke saath juda hua hai

Kabhi kabhi burai ka anth burai khud hi kar daalti hai

Aadmi bura kaam is liye karta hai kyun ki uske dil ke andar achhai ka darr nahi hota ... jis din iske andar ki burai achhai se darne lagegi ... us din se har bura kaam karne se pehle yeh dus baar sochega

Trailer hit toh picture hit ... aur gaana hit toh picture super hit

Vote dena usko chahiye joh sabse zyada pasand ho ... par dena padta hai usse joh sabse kam napasand ho

Is desh ki population ke mann ke andar sirf frustration hai ... system ki is constipation se bahar yeh situation hai ki har jagah saturation hai ... public yeh jaanna chahti hai ki is intoxication ka justification kya hai ... right to information hai lekin us par objection hai ... police ke power hai lekin uska limitation hai ... jiske paas designation hai uske paas intention nahi aur jiske paas suggestion hai uske paas position nahi ... aaise mein janta kya kare yeh mera question hai