dialogues for cast:

Tumhare haathon ke upar aur haath hai ... aur un haathon ke upar aur kahi haath hai ... aur in sab haathon ki dor mere haath mein hai

Agar upar waale ne maut likhi hai toh zindagi kuch nahi kar sakti ... aur agar zindagi likhi hai toh maut kuch nahi kar sakti

Jab koi dushman dushmani ka chola pehenkar samne aata hai toh pehchana jaata hai ... lekin jab koi dushman apno ka chola pehenkar samne aata hai toh badhe badhe dokha khakar reh jaate hai

Mere mooh se nikla har lafz ... heere se zyada keemti hai

Meri toh na usse Hello hai na Hi hai ... na jaan hai na pehchaan hai ... na dua hai na salaam hai

Bura joh kaam karta hai woh manzil se bhatakta hai ... kamina lakh baande boriyan, magar ek din atakta hai

Yahan Punjabi hai, Gujarati hai, Marathi hai, Bangali hai ... lekin Hindustani koi nahi hai

Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar ... raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta

Dosti do tareekon se hoti hai ... ya toh bachpan mein saath khelen ho ... ya sirf pehli mulaqat mein

Band karo yeh yudh ... is yudh ki jeet mein bhi haar hai aur haar mein bhi haar hai

Tum toh aaise zaleel insaan ho ... ki tumhe agar munafa nazar aaye toh dharti maa toh kya ... tum toh apni sagi maa ko bhi bech doge

Mohabbat ke paas business sense hi toh nahi hoti ... tabhi toh woh fayde aur nuksaan ke bare mein nahi sochti ... issi liye aam taur pe har love story tragedy par hi khatam hoti hai

Pyar mein dil ki baat dil mein nahi rakhni chahiye ... keh zaroor deni chahiye

Jinhe ulfat ki khushiyan mil sake woh shaunk se lele ... hum mein chhodo hum toh apni kismat aazma behte

Saale buzdili ki gaud mein pale geedad ki sauteli aulad

Apne mooh ki kamaan se shabdon ke tootte huye teer mat choda kar

Shanti shanti ... do minute shanti ... uske baad kranti

Baghavat mein teen kisam ke log hote hai ... pehla taqat ke zor pe zulm karne waala atyachari ... doosra us atyachari ke khilaf awaaz uthane waala krantikari ... aur teesra in dono ki situation ka fayda uthane waala mere jaisa vyapari

Yeh khoon bhi saali badi ajeeb cheez hai ... apne nikle toh dard hota hai ... lekin doosre ke nikle toh mazaa aata hai

Tum aaise ulloo ke patthe ke saath kaise shaadi kar sakti ho?

For your naughtiness ... I will eat a papad and you will get a jhapad

Baap ke saath beti ki har vachan shaadi ke mandap mein jal kar raakh ho jaata hai ... aur pati ko diya hua vachan shareer ki raakh ho jaane ke baad bhi nibhana padta hai

Agar kisi ko jaan se maar dena kanoonan jurm hai ... toh kisi ke charitra ki hatya karna bhi ek sangeen jurm se kam nahi

Yeh kroadh joh har waqt naak par laga rehta hai na ... yahi kroadh ek din naak katvakar rakh deta hai

Yeh jhoot hai judge sahab, sarasar jhoot hai ... meri statement har lafz utna hi sacha hai jitna Mahabharat aur Ramayan mein likha har lafz ... meri statement utni hi sachi aur paakh hai jitni ki meri jism par yeh vardi

Kroadh woh zehareela saanp hai joh dasta zaroor kisi doosre ko hai ... lekin zehar khud ki zindagi mein ghol deta hai

Joh thappad dikhayi nahi deta ... woh zyada gehri chot karta hai

Jab zulm sehne waala apna sar jhuka leta hai ... toh zulm karne waale ki taqat badh jaati hai

Tumhare jaise gunahgaron ke khilaf mere jaise officer ... file nahi banate ... faisla kar dete hai

Khoon ke saare rishtey ek sachche police officer ke liye ussi din khatam ho jaate hain ... jis din yeh vardi pehenta hai

Hamare jaise police officer ki maut par, desh ka jhanda jhuk jaata hai ... haan jis din teri maut kanoon ke haathon hogi, ek kutta bhi rone nahi aayega

Tareef joh hai na woh ek promissory note ki tarah hai aur gaali hai ready cash ki tarah ... tareef karke kisi ko kharab karne se achcha hai ... ki gaali dekar usko sudhara jaye