dialogues for cast:

Baghavat ka sirf khayal acha hota hai ... ache achon ko todh deta hai

Bhole ka damru toh trilok sunte hai ... janam se pehle hum apni mrityu khud hi chunte hai

Bhaad mein gayi PhD, bhaad mein gayi scholarship ... poore desh ko kamasutra sikha doongi

Is Bambai mein apun ke address pe pincode na ho toh bhi post aa jaata hai ... pata hai kyun ... apun ka naam hi itna famous hai

Post sirf address ki wajah se nahi aata ... landmark ki wajah se aata hai ... aur is landmark ko pincode toh kya ... stamp ki bhi zaroorat nahi hai

Kisi ko maara toh police dhundega ... poice wale ko hi maara toh tumhare jaisa don dhundega

Ladai mein koi pehle maarta hai isse koi farak nahi padta ... farak isse padta hai ki pehle kaun neecha gira

Powerful people come from powerful places

Chillar ke liye haath phailana padta hai ... noton ke liye haath uthana padta hai

Ghayal sher ki saansein ... uski dahaad se bhi zyada bhayanak hoti hai

Duniya mein sab kehte hai ki paise ke bina chain se jee nahi sakte ... lekin yeh koi nahi kehta ki bina paise ke chain se mar bhi nahi sakte

(Mumbai kya tere baap ka hai kya re) - Nahi re tere baap ki hai ... aur tera baap main hoon

Maut ko dekha pairon ki dhool ki tarah ... taqdeer ko thukrane wale sultan ki tarah ... chingaari pair se dabake dhaar-dhaar khanjar pe chalke ... dil mein joh dar utha usse maarke ... jigar walo ki fauj bankar dushman pe chha gaya ... kaal ka karne vinaash mahakaal aa gaya

Leherein intezar kar rahi hai dharti choomne ke liye ... suraj intezar kar raha hai doobne ke liye ... bijli ki baraat khadi hai vidroh ke liye ... kismat bhi kaanp rahi hai

Gang lekar aane wale hote hai gangster ... woh akela aata tha ... monster

Joh shehar mein rehne aata hai woh uske baare mein seekhta hai ... joh raj karne aata hai woh shehar ko apne baare mein sikhata hai

Agar tujh mein himmat ho ki hazar log tumhare peeche khade hai ... toh tum sirf ek jung jeetoge ... magar hazar logon ne himmat jutta li ki tum samne khade ho ... toh tum poori duniya jeet jaaoge

If you think you're bad ... I'm your dad

Dar hona chahiye aur woh dil mein hona chahiye ... aur woh dil apunka nahi samne wale ka hona chahiye

Trigger pe ungli rakhne wala har koi shooter nahi hota ... ladki pe haath daalne wala har koi mard nahi hota ... aur apun ki aukaat, apun ko chahne walo ke alava aur koi samajh nahi sakta

Is duniya mein sabse bada yodha maa hoti hai

Past toh sabka hi hota hai ... lekin us past ke aage bahut kam log dekh paate hai

Unse mohabbat kamaal ki hoti hai ... jinka milna muqaddar mein nahi hota

Bistar ke upar bichhi chaddar toh aasani se badli ja sakti hai ... lekin us chaddar mein lipti mashooka nahi

Khud sapne nahi dekhta ... par auron ke sapne zaroor sakaar karta hoon

Jab ek rishta toot'ta hai na toh bahut dard hota hai ... lekin usse bhi zyada dard hota hai jab woh bikharta hai

Ab ek kaam kar, nikal ... varna itna maroonga ki tera dard khud marham se kahega ... ki khud thik hone ki meri halat nahi ... aur mujhe thik karne ki teri aukaat nahi

Sapna jab poora hota hai toh sapne jaisa hi lagta hai

Pata nahi mere honthon ko tumne kya rishwat di hai ... mujhse zyada tumhari sunte hai

Chor aur aashiq mein ek farak hota hai ... chor churai huyi cheez vapas nahi lautata ... aur aashiq churaye huye dil ke badle apna dil chhod jaata hai

I'm somebody who can get anybody ... but I want nobody other than your body

Jab se tumko dekha hai tab se tumko chaha hai ... jab se tumhe chaha hai in aankhon ne sirf tumhe dekha hai