dialogues for cast:

Jab jawan ladki pyar mein jaan deti hai ... toh chudail ban jaati hai

Jab woh maan gaye gulfaam ... tab subah ho ya shaam ... pyar hi pyar hai apna kaam

Tum saala viagra khane waalon ka yehi problem hai ... shak bahut karte ho

Mohabbat ki mandi mein risk hi risk ... toh bhaiya kar liya humne bhi direct ishq

Dilwale dulhania la rahe hai ... panditain hum aa rahe hai

Abhe tune teri shakal dekhi hai ... chudail kahinki ... tere mooh pe toh main paadon bhi nahi

Tulsidas ji ne kaha hai ... ke matra pita se ooncha guru ka stann hota hai

Musafir hai hum aur kitne waqt beete hai ... abhe bhaad mein jaaye duniya, hum tafreeyon mein jeete hai

Taqat toh genda bhi lagata hai ... lekin sher lagata hai taqat aur technique, dono ... sher ban'na hai, genda nahi

Bahut ho gayi pehalwani ... ab dangal hoga

Mooh ke sirf do hi kaam toh hai ... ek khana aur doosra bakna

Agar Bollywood cinema nahi hota toh shayad main nahi hota

Woh maidaan waadi ke logon ka club hai ... subah se shaam talak udhar kya kya activity chalta hai tumko malum hai? ... subah ko public dabba leke baithta hai ... shaam ko bacha log dabba eyes-spice khelta hai ... cricket ka coaching chalta hai ... couple log ka setting chalta hai ... single log ka fielding chalta hai udhar ... matter ho toh maidaan, mandavli ho toh maidaan ... sangeet kursi ka dhamakedhar aayojan ... fancy dress ka competition ... bhel puri ka lorry ... vada-pav, bhajji-pav ka gaadi ... garba, dandiya, pooja, dooja sab udhar hota hai

The answers to the future lie in the past

Ek baaghi aur ek sipahi mein zyada farak nahi hota hai ... bas yeh unke maqsad hai joh ek ko baaghi banata hai aur doosre ko sipahi

Manushya apni taqat se kisi ko jeet sakta hai, jhuka sakta hai ... lekin pyar nahi paa sakta

Baaghi bano, be a rebel ... par kisi maqsad ke liye

Maana mera tareeka galat tha ... par kya karoon, tumse bahut pyar karta hoon

Itna gyaan mat baant ki khatam ho jaaye

Seene ki chaudai se zyada ... seene ke jazbaat zyada zaroori hai

Agar Musalman ho toh roze rakho, sawab milega ... agar Hindu ho toh navratre rakho, vardaan milega ... agar apne desh ko maante ho toh Anna ke anshan mein aao ... sundar aur sunehra Hindustan milega

Jowar ke bhutte ko khet mein lehrate dekhne ke liye ... jowar ke ek daane ko pehle apne aapko zameen mein kurbaan karna hota hai

Kaun kambhakt hai joh sharaab peeta hai ... hum toh peete hai ki is bhayanak thand ko bardaash kar sake

Hindustan ki dharti par yeh tiranga issi tarah shaan se lehrata rahega ... jab tak Bharat maa ki rakhsha yeh sher sipahi karta rahega

Agar desh ka vikaas karna ho ... toh pehle gaanv ka vikaas karna hoga

Galati pe tokna bahut aasaan hai ... par galati karne ki himmat rakhna bahut mushkil

Super powers ke saath toh koi bhi ladai kar sakta hai ... par asli super hero woh hai joh bina powers ke achai ke liye lade

Agar hamare andar vishvas hai ki hum sahi hai ... toh hamare andar taqat apne aap aa jaati hai

Upar waale ne ek din inki life mein aaisa piece bheja ... joh two piece pehne huye tha

Har maa baap yeh chahte hai ki unka beta Bhagat Singh jaisa ho ... par koi yeh nahi chahta ki Bhagat Singh unke ghar mein pehda ho

Dena hai poora do sammaan ... mat do adhoora gyaan

Main yahan teen mahine se doodh ke glass aur petticoat ke naade ke sapne dekh raha hoon ... aur laundiya ne tere naam ka Karva Chauth vrat rakha hai